ON THE NINTH DAY OF CARDMAS

MY WORK LAPTOP BLEW UP

RIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS WHEN EVERYONE IS OFF WORK

EXCEPT ME

NEED A HAPPY PACK TODAY

20?? UNKNOWN BOOTLEG POKEMON PACK

FOUND THIS AT FRYE'S I THINK, NOT SURE HOW MUCH NINTENDO WOULD LIKE THEM SELLING BOOTLEG MERCH LIKE THIS BUT THEY GET AWAY WITH IT I GUESS

I MEAN THEY ALREADY SCREWED UP, THERE'S ONLY 151 POKEYMANS NOT 200. MAYBE THE EXTRA CARDS ARE ITEMS OR THOSE POWER UP CARDS. WHAT ARE THEY CALLED THEY'RE LANDS IN MAGIC BUT I CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT THEY ARE IN POOKAMENS. TWO SPECIAL CARDS THO, I HOPE I GET A 3D SHINY HOLOGRAM CHARIZARD. WITH FEATHERS

#86 - ALOMOMOLA

THEY ALREADY GOT THE POKEDEX NUMBERS WRONG AND ALOMOMOLA WASN'T AVAILABLE UNTIL UNOVA BUT DAMN THE ARTWORK IS AMAZING FOR A BOOTLEG SET

#27 STOUTLAND

THIS MUST BE A BLACK AND WHITE SET PACK. MAYBE THE LAST DECENT GAME IN THE SERIES SO I AIN'T EVEN MAD

#176 HORSIE CENTIPEDE

WHAT THE HELL

Y'ALL PICKED THE WRONG FANART FOR YOUR BOOTLEG PORKYMAINS SET, GUYS. UGH, SO DISTURBING. NEXT

#57 [CENSORED]ATIEL

NINTENDO SHOULDN'T NAME THEIR POKKAMEN SOMETHING THAT WON'T GET THROUGH THEIR CURSE FILTER. I MEAN IF I WANT TO NAME MY CHARACTER AFTER A BIRD I SHOULD BE ABLE TO. THIS CARD IS FUZZY LIKE MOLD IS GROWING ON IT. I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S SPECIAL OR IF PACK IS REALLY OLD

#151 SHINY LEDYBA

EVERYONE KNOWS #151 IS MEW AND YOU HAVE TO CATCH HER UNDER THE TRUCK. MAYBE IT'S A RARE BOOTLEG ERROR AND WORTH MONEY. THE CARD IS FOILEY BUT NOT VERY HOLO

#161 EVIL RAPIDASH

WHOA! IS THIS LIKE A REVERSE SHINY?? IT'S DOPE AS HELL WHATEVER IT IS. I WANT SATANIC FIRE UNICORN PONY ON MY TEAM

#135 SCYTHER

FINALLY A NORMAL DAMN POKEMON IN THIS PACK. TIME TO TEACH HIM SWORDS DANCE AND X-SCISSOR AND WRECK SOME SHIT

#110 TREECKO

HEY A STARTER. THEY NORMALLY MAKE YOU BUY A SPECIAL PACK FOR 20 BUCKS TO GET STARTERS BUT BOOTLEG PACK DON'T GIVE A FUCK. STARTERS FOR EVERYONE!

#52 MEOWTH

HOLY CRAP THEY FINALLY GOT THE NUMBER RIGHT. THE ARTIST FORGOT THE COIN ON HER HEAD THOUGH. STILL NOT SURE WHAT THAT ACRONYM UP AT THE TOP MEANS. A SPECIAL POKEMON CARD ADVENTURE?

THAT WAS A GOOD PACK. I THINK IF I WERE BUILDING A TEAM I'D GO TREEKO, EVIL RAPIDASH, ALOMOMOLA, SCYTHER, DIRTY BIRD, MEOWTH. MAYBE STOUTLAND OVER MEOWTH IF DEVIL HORSE HAS DARK-TYPE.

TIL LATER MY BOOTY-SHAKIN' MAMAS