ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF CARDMAS

SICK AS A DOG BARF COUGH HACK BLARGH PTUI

THE PLAGUE MICRO MACHINES REALLY WORK

LET'S OPEN A PACK BEFORE I EXPIRE

1995 COMIC IMAGES PHIL RIZZUTO'S BASEBALL THE NATIONAL PASTIME

SO REMEMBER HOW INSANE BASEBALL CARDS WERE IN THE 90S, WELL NON-SPORTS CARDS WERE JUST AS INSANE ESPECIALLY CARDS BASED ON COMICS. CHROME, FRIGGIN CHROME EVERYWHERE. WAIT, I MEAN CHROMIUM. WELL THIS IS THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS, BASEBALL CARDS ON CHROMIUM FROM A COMIC CARD MANUFACTURER. WITH PRODUCT SPOKESMAN PHIL RIZZUTO TO LET YOU KNOW THAT THIS HIP CUTTING EDGE PRODUCT IS TOTALLY TARGETED AT THE OLDS. RIGHT UP MY ALLEY!

BONUS CARDS!!!!1 AUTOGRAPH CARD! MAGNACHROME ™ CARDS!! RARE SUBSET!!! LIMITED EDITION!!!! NO INSERT RATIOS!!!!!!!!!!!! LET'S CHECK OUT THE BASE CARDS

UNCLE SAM SAYS HUUUYYYYAAAAAARRRRRGRGHRGRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! WHILE JOHN BULL WATCHES BEMUSEDLY WITH A BIG OL SMIRK ON HIS FACE. NOT MUCH DIFFERENT FROM TODAY'S POLITICAL CARTOONS ALTHOUGH JOHN BULL WOULD HAVE TO HAVE SHIT HIS PANTS AND BOTH CHARACTERS SET ON FIRE TO TRULY REPRESENT CURRENT EVENTS

IT'S KIND OF AMAZING HOW MUCH BETTER THESE CARDS LOOK WHEN SCANNED THAN IN PERSON. PRETTY SURE I RECEIVED THIS PACK FROM TRIBECARDS YEARS AGO AND I FEEL A BIT BAD I GOT THE CLEVELAND CARD. THE BACK REFERENCES THE BROWNS AND TERRIBLE CLEVELAND FANS SO MAYBE NOT THAT BAD

REPRINT CARD! ON CHROMIUM! OF A KALAMAZOO BATS CARD THAT'S SO RARE THAT HARDLY ANYONE KNOWS WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE. THEY LOOK LIKE THIS. YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TEMPTED I WAS TO PUT A PIC OF LARGE MARGE IN THAT LINK BUT I DIDN'T. TOPPS SHOULD AXE QYPSY GUEEN AND REPLACE IT WITH KALAMAZOO BATS. INSERT REAL BATS AS A BOX TOPPER. NOT THE WOODEN ONES

IN MY MIND STREET & SMITH'S IS FOR COLLEGE FOOTBALL PREVIEW MAGAZINES. APPARENTLY BACK IN THE DAY THEY ALSO PUBLISHED COMIC BOOKS AND DIME NOVELS AND FICTION BY... LEO DUROCHER? I LOVE THE OLD TIMEY ILLUSTRATION AND THE WORD PALOOKA SHOULD MAKE A COMEBACK.

THE COVER OF THIS MAGAZINE REFERENCES SPECS TOPORCER AND THUS IS THE GREATEST MAGAZINE OF ALL TIME. I WILL HEAR NO ARGUMENTS AGAINST THIS

MORE MAGAZINES, MORE OLD TIMEY COVER ILLUSTRATIONS. GOD I LOVE THIS STUFF. GIVE ME A WHOLE CARD SET OF ANCIENT BASEBALL ART. OH WAIT

LAST CARD. THE MEDALLION??!??!?!?!! NO! A PLATE. GOTTA SAY, THIS CARD LOOKS LUDICROUS IN HAND. AND I DON'T SEE ANY ABCS ON THIS PLATE EVEN WITH THE MAGNIFIED SCAN. I NEED A WHOLE SET OF THIS STUFF SO I CAN SCAN IT AND ENJOY THE PRETTY PICTURES AND THROW THE ACTUAL CARDS AWAY BECAUSE THEY REALLY LOOK TERRIBLE ON CHROMIUM. THEY CURL UP TOO, NOT QUITE AS BAD AS 2010 CHROME, BUT GETTING THERE.

 TIL NEXT TIME MY FLOATY UGLY DUCKLINGS