We all have a good night sleep? We all get the political angst out of our system? Good. Gonna dig all those bad feeling up again because I w...

Four more years for Barack Obama! The poor unlucky bastard! FREE WELFARE, GAY MARRIAGE, ABORTIONS, MUSLIMISM, DEATH PANELS AND ATHEISM ...

RIPOMNEY That's all she wrote, folks...

Iowa goes for Obama! You got trouble! Right here in River City! With a capital T and that rhymes with B and that stands for SOCIALISM!...

Washington goes for Obama! Fukkin hipsters ruining capitalism! Coffee beans don't grow on trees!

BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE If you didn't think California was going to Barry then you're smoking what this guy's smoking.

North Carolina goes for Romney! No health insurance? Just go to the Emergency room! They'll fix you right up! (to be fair, gettin...

Arizona goes for Romney! Navies? Who Needs 'em? Not Arizona!

Minnesota goes for Obama! Of course if they elect that manic Bachmann again who really gives a shit...

New Mexico goes for Obama! Old Mexico would have voted for Mitt!

Montana goes for Romney! Down with big government! Soldiers are government workers, right?

New Hampshire goes for Obama! Live free or die? YOU JUST ELECTED A KENYAN SOCIALIST TAX AND SPEND BULLS FAN!

Utah goes for Romney! Hooray! Romney won a home state! How many home states does he HAVE anyway?? Also: Beehive State. Of COURSE the...

Wisconsin goes for Obama! How the hell do you elect Scott Walker and Barack Obama in the same year?! Get it together, cheeseheads!

Louisiana goes for Romney! Kinda pissed at this one because I really wanted to post the Marty Gras Garbage Pail Kid. Like, A LOT.

Mississippi goes for Romney! Mississippi loves the missys!

Pennsylvania goes for Obama! Aaaaaand the fat lady is warming up...

DC goes for Obama! This was like, the very first state-like-thing called but you can never see it on the map so I missed it.

Nebraska goes for Romney! All these posts are blurring together. I wonder how many times I got the candidate switched. Almost typed Ob...

Michigan goes for Obama! Romney wins his home state just like the Tigers won the World Series! OH WAIT