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Friday, December 19, 2014

Joy of a Completed Set - 2002 Rittenhouse James Bond: Die Another Day


 Because North Korea and Sony (and Paramount) can go suck each other's dicks. Cuba's OK now though.

Remember to read the back of the page down to up! Completely backwards, just like the rest of the fuckin' world in 2014.




I'm on a bit of a Bond kick right now and I need more cards of James in my life.

Sunday, December 14, 2014

Old Birds

Here's some crummy old Topps cards I need for my Hawks and Falcons team sets. I had a Flames list laboriously typed up at one time but an unexpected Windows update reboot ate it. I'll add pretty pictures sometime before I die. probably.

St.Louis/Atlanta Hawks
1948 Bowman
57-58 Topps
61-62 Fleer
All of 'em

Topps
69-70
11 Gary Gregor
27 Walt Hazzard
53 Jim Davis
65 Lou Hudson
77 Don Ohl
86 Bill Bridges

70-71
18 Walt Bellamy
37 Joe Caldwell
71 Bill Bridges
115 Lou Hudson (AS)
123 Pete Maravich
134 Walt Hazzard
156 Dave Newmark

71-72
55 Pete Maravich
116 Walt Bellamy

72-73
5 Pete Maravich
96 Don May

73-74
11 Bob Christian
28 Eddie Mast
46 Walt Bellamy
87 Jim Washington
106 Herm Gilliam
119 Steve Bracey
130 Pete Maravich
150 Lou Hudson

74-75
5 Herm Gilliam
59 Dwight Jones
153 Bob Kauffman

75-76
81 Dwight Jones

76-77
COMPLETE

77-78
24 Ken Charles
85 Lou Hudson

78-79
21 Steve Hawes
44 John Drew
70 Armond Hill
87 Charlie Criss
108 Eddie Johnson

79-80
24 Eddie Johnson

80-81
??????

81-82
COMPLETE

Atlanta Falcons
1966 Philadelphia
1 Falcons logo
6 Alex Hawkins
8 Frank Lasky
9 Guy Reese

1967 Philadelphia
2 Junior Coffey
7 Tommy Nobis

1968 Topps
COMPLETE

1969 Topps
COMPLETE

1970 Topps
40 Tommy Nobis
156 Claude Humphrey
183 Gail Coydill
209 John Zook
234 Jim Butler

1971 Topps
2 Jim Butler
60 Tommy Nobis
84 Jim Mitchell
109 George Kunz
166 John Zook
195 Bob Berry

1972 Topps
39 Ken Reaves
107 Bob Berry
171 Jim Butler
309 Tommy Nobis

1973 Topps
9 Clarence Ellis
64 Art Malone
91 Mike Tilleman
145 Dave Hampton
200 Claude Humphrey
281 Wes Chesson
308 Ken Reaves
333 John Zook
411 Bill Bell
437 Bob Berry
489 Ken Burrow

1974 Topps
3 Dan Hansen
55 Dave Hampton
186 Nick Mike-Mayer
212 Andy Marner
238 Bill Sandeman
265 Bob Lee
291 Greg Brezina
375 Art Malone

1975 Topps
105 Ken Burrow
133 John Zook
161 Ray Brown
189 Bob Lee
245 Claude Humphrey
298 Jeff Van Note
326 John James
358 Pat Sullivan
384 Dan Hansen
411 Dennis Havig
436 Tommy Nobis
455 John James HL
472 Eddie Ray
495 Jim Mitchell

1976 Topps
506 Nick Mike-Mayer

1977 Topps
157 Scott Hunter

1978 Topps
COMPLETE

1979 Topps
71 Steve Bartkowski

1980 Topps
COMPLETE

1981 Topps
73 Lynn Cain - SA

1982 Topps
275 Steve Bartkowski - SA
282 Alfred Jenkins - SA
287 Mick Luckhurst - SA
290 RC Thielemann

1983 Topps
20 Kenny Johnson
21 Mike Kenn

1984 Topps
COMPLETE

1985 Topps
COMPLETE

1986 Topps
COMPLETE

1987 Topps
COMPLETE

1988 Topps
COMPLETE

1989 Topps
336 Team Card
337 Aundray Bruce
339 Scott Case
341 Chris Miller
342 Gerald Riggs
345 Rick Donnally
346 John Settle
347 Bill Fralic

Sunday, November 9, 2014

For the Price of a Rack Pack...

...I got all this out of bargain bins at a card show last month. It's like I made my own vintage 1960 card rack pack!


Let's start the post with a Post. A '60 Topps Post. Now I want to find a 1962 Post Wally Post so I can write a post about a Post Post.


Pete Runnels with the Boston Sock Monster logo. Pete is also useful for your '60s ballcard fantasy team since he has multi-positional eligibility and you don't need to write in 2B in pencil because you ran out of second basemen.


Old Barve alert! I already had this card but I needed another one because I am a team set collector which is daft but the card was cheap so leave me alone. One can never have too many Felixes.


Ede Ihr of the dang rotten stupid Posey was out stinkin lousy Giants. Back in the '60s the Giants were sad sacks who always got their hearts broken and how I long for those days to come again. Oh well, go ahead and print up those Giants 2016 World Champion shirts and beat the rush.


Dick pic! Look at the colors on this card. Look at that portrait of Dick staring off into space while his black & white doppelganger watches intently. Look at how the letters in his name are just all over the place like a 7 year old pasted them in like stickers. Look at that stoned-ass Cubs logo. That bear is blazed, I tell you.


Tito! With a cheek full of North Carolina's entire tobacco crop from 1959. Throw in Virginia's crop with the black & white pic. Notice Chief Wahoo is still wearing his American League crown from 1954.


Red and yella, black and white. This card doesn't need any more colors than that, thank you very much. And as far as my '60s card fantasy team is concerned Sammy and Pete Runnels got the whole infield covered.


Jim O'Toole won 81 games for the Reds from 1960-1964 and you don't even know who the heck he is you cretins. "That's because wins is a bullshit stat" you say. Fine then. 21.5 WAR during that time period if you like newfangled stats. I'm not even discussing Vada Pinson with you because someone will throw out the term "Hall of Very Good" and I'll have to punch that someone in the face.


ANOTHER SOCK MONSTER ZOMG. Here's Jerry Casale and I don't know who he is because I'm a cretin too. I'm sure AdamE will tell me because he wants me to trade Jerry to him but Jerry's going in my set so sorry Adam.


Not the Hall of Fame Earl Averill, but his kid which is close enough. With the Super Rare Catcher-Third Base position eligibility. Also that catcher's mitt may in fact be a black hole.


Barry Latman. If his name was Larry Batman he wouldn't be a pitcher. He'd be a CRIMEFIGHTER. Also of note is the fact that the Chicago White Sox used the Pegasus Boots from the Legend of Zelda games as their team logo, decades before the first game came out in 1986. Which didn't even have the Pegasus Boots as an item. Makes you think.


SERIOUSLY THE GIANTS WERE FAR LESS OBNOXIOUS A TEAM (no offense, Night Owl) BEFORE THEY BECAME A FRIGGIN DYNASTY AND SHIT. Here's Hobie the Catcher.
Hobie Hobie Hobie.
It's fun to say Hobie.


Gus is offended by all the Giants I picked up at the card show. I couldn't help it, I needed them for my set. Yeah, I'm building a set of 1960 Topps, you wanna fight about it? Also, cartoon Orioles are adorable.


Jose Pagan plays the Infield! All of it! ALL OF IT


Is it just me or does that uniform look shady. That B on the cap is off. The Sox didn't have stripes on their sleeves. Holy cow that's a '60 photoshooped Cubs uniform. Airbrushed, even. Buzzing Bear replaced by Menacing Sock Monster. Oh, the deception we card collectors have to endure.


Howcome Ted didn't get the airbrush treatment?? "Ah, it's just the Phillies, no one cares about them", says the Topps Airbrush artist as he kicks off work early to get a beer. A single tear rolls down the cheek of an  executive at Fleer headquarters in Philadelphia as he examines his competitor's product. "I shall have my revenge" he mutters through gritted teeth. REVEEEEEENGE


Dangit another stinking Giant. Wait... another fluffy cute Oriole? I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING ANYMORE. This is more confusing than the numbering on 2014 Topps Update.

But wait... Every rack pack always has some inserts!


Rookie Stars! 26 years of Major League experience between these guys when it was all said and done. Not bad for a highish series floaty head rookie combo card.


MVPs! Yogi and Campy. Back when catchers were The Man. Also of note is Campanella with the imaginary card created 20 years later because Topps was in a death battle with Bowman at the time and couldn't make a card for him. It's good to have a monopoly.


Yaz had a rookie card in 1960 Topps and here he is on a '70s card with bitchin' sideburns. Eat yer heart out Milhaus.

Waddya think? Should I have just picked up a rack pack of Topps from Wally World? I didn't get a single parallel in this pack and everyone loves those after all.

Monday, November 3, 2014

Trading Card Preservation Society

Matt at Heartbreaking Cards and I made a podcast!

I had no idea what I was doing but that's never stopped me before!

In the podcast we talk about stuff. Some of it is even card stuff. Topps stuff, autograph stuff, more Topps stuff, and - well we talk a lot about Topps stuff to start out with. AND STUFF. We talk a lot about stuff.


Birdie sez: go click on the link if you want to hear a couple of guys talk about cards and stuff. But not if you want to hear about Birdie, because he's not in this episode. You don't have to listen, but Birdie would be disappointed.

If you do listen to us talking about stuff, leave a comment about what you thought. We know this one was kinda rough and you can tell us about all the times we said um and the weird hum because I don't know how to record properly and about all the mistakes I made, it won't hurt our feelings. Or tell us what you liked and we can pander to you in the second episode! Or third episode actually, this one has a part one and two because it was so long. Also *SPOILERS* we just might be answering some of your questions in part two!

So go ahead and click. it don't cost nothin.

Sunday, November 2, 2014

Mobile Wantlist - 1951 to 1970 Topps

I haven't forgotten about your questions, they'll be answered soon...

1951
Red - 1 2 3 4 6 9 10 11 12 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 29 31 33 34 35 36 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 47 48 51

Blue - 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 28 29 30 31 33 35 36 37 38 39 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52

1952
LOLNOPE

1953
Base - 1 54 82 86 104 114 220
SP - 240 243 244 251 252 254 257 258 263 265 266 270 272 273 274 276 277 278 280
Johnston 1 2 5 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 17 18 19 20 22 23 24 26+


1954
1 3 10 17 31 35 44 45 49
50 62 64 65 75 80 82 83 85 87 88 89 90 94
101 105 116 121 124 127 128 130 131 132 138 139 142 145
150 155 156 161 162 163 167 168 169 171 172 173 175 178 179 180 182 183 184 186 187 191 193 196 197
201 202 203 207 208 212 214 215 219 220 232 233 235 238 239 241 246 250

1955
2 4 5 6 12 21 22 26 28 31 33 37 38 43 46 47
50 51 52 54 58 60 63 69 75 76 87 88 90 99
101 102 105 106 109 111 115 118 119 120 121 122 123 124 125 125 132 133 138 144 145 148
151 153 154 156 157 158 159 160 161 162 163 164 165 166 167 168 169 169 171 172 173
176 177 178 179 180 181 183 185 187 189 190 191 192 193 194 195 196 197 198 199
200 201 202 206 207 208 210

1956
4 5 20 23 60 33 42 45 48 49
52 57 68 70 71 74 79 84 85 90 93 97 98
100 101 110 113 117 121 122 124 126 129 130 133 134 135 141 145 
150 152 155 163 164 165 166 168 179 183 184 187 189 190 191 193 195 196 199
200 202 203 206 209 210 212 213 215 217 221 222 225 226 229 232 233 234 236 237 238 240 241 243 245 248 249
251 253 256 258 260 263 265 266 267 268 270 274 246 249 281 283 285 286 288 289 291 292 293 295 297 298 299
300 303 306 308 310 311 313 319 321 324 326 329 331 332 334 340 check2

1960
S1 - 3 10 16 20 24 28 34 36 37 40 46 47 51 53 54 57 59 62 69 74 75 82 84

1963
S1 - 1 2 3 5 7 8 9 14 18 20 21 24 25 29 31 32 35 37 38 40 43 45 47 50 51 52 54 56 58 59 60 62 64 68 72 74 75 82 83 84 85 87

1965
S1 - 1 2 3 5 6 10 13 14 15 17 22 33 34 36 38 42 44 49 53 55 57 58 61 62 72 74 75 77 84

1970
S1 - 1 9 10 17 21 37 63 66 73 74 77 85 92 98 105 107 108 113 114 115 118 119 121 123 124 126 128 129 132

Monday, October 13, 2014

Ask Me Anything About Trading Cards




There, got your attention.

I and another blogger are trying something new soon. I think it will work out rather well but I'mma keep my mouth shut about it until we get it going good and proper. We could use your help though...

If you so desire, ask Matt and I anything about trading cards. Anything at all. As long as it's about trading cards or related ephemera. Nothing else though, just trading card stuff. No, don't ask me about personal stuff, I ain't answering. Just cards. You can ask what that card is up there if you like. Or not. Ask whatever you want as long as it's about trading cards, related trading card ephemera or the collecting of said cards and/or ephemera and we'll answer. Some of the questions at least. Eventually, probably. Just leave a comment on this post or shoot me an e-mail if it's a rather personal trading-card-related-question-ONLY.

Ok you.

You there, you know who you are.

The one typing up the question "Which Hanna-Barbera character would you most like to bang".

You are why we can't have nice things.

The rest of you fine upstanding card collectors may continue typing your questions and thank you for your support.

Sunday, October 12, 2014

Mobile Friendly Wantlist - 1971-1981 Topps

Because the other ones are a pain in the ass to scroll through on my phone

1971
S1 - 14 45 55 64 100 110
S2 - 140 149 160 164 195 210 230 233 250
S3 - 268 273 284 282
300 305 309 314 320 324 325 327 338 351 356 365 374 384 385 388
S4 - 400 412 415 430 440 447 450 451 452 454 456 469 490 493 497 499
504 509 511 513 514 518 519 520 521
S56 - let's just say all of 'em

1972
S3 - 299
S4 - 401 420 434 439 441 447 470 484 498
S5 - 531 539 540 549 550 560 572 583 589 591 595 596 597 598
600 602 604 606 613 614 623 628 636 638 640 643 645 649
S6 - let's just say all of 'em

1973
S1 - 50 63 84 90 130
S2 - 140 142 160 175 190 199
201 202 206 220 235 243 245 255 257 260 264
S3 - 270 271 273 279 287 290 292
300 308 310 318 320 324 329 334 336 347 349 354 355 358 360 362 364 365 366 368 369 370 377 378 380 384 388 389 392 396
S4 - 397 398 
401 402 405 408 411 416 418 429 430 432 433 434 439 446 448 451 453 454 457 458 461 465 468 469 472 475 480 481 483 484 486 487 489 493 495 497 498 499
508 509 511 518 520
S5 - let's just say all of 'em

1974
300
Wash - have 32 77 148

1975
1 2 6 14 15 18 20 23 24 28 32 33 46 48 49 50 70 79 81 89 90 92 93 96
105 106 110 113 123 125 128 130 134 135 136 147 150 156 160 169 175 180 183 184 185 186 187 188 189 194 199
200 202 204 208 210 213 215 216 217 218 219 221 225 229 230 236 245 251 259 262 264 276 279 280 281 284 289 291 293 299
300 305 306 308 311 312 315 319 321 322 328 331 335 341 344 350 358 361 364 371 376 378 379 380 383 384 387 394 396 397
402 405 412 414 416 419 421 422 432 442 444 449 455 486 496 497 499
502 504 513 515 516 522 523 527 528 531 528 540 544 550 551 553 556 559 560 561 576 579 580 594
601 607 608 610 611 617 620 621 622 624 625 630 638 639 642

1976
10 19 20 24 46 50 55 68 70 73 80
100 118 120 172 179 180 185 196
205 216 240 262
321 331 340 342 345 347 362
400 405 421 427 441 443 462 477 481
500 504 519 531 542 550 534 573 581 593
600 650 659 

1977
2 20 26 27 34 35 41 43 48 51 60 62 70 71 74 81 91
100 106 116 127 130 140 144 148 151 152 155 159 164 170 172 173 176 178 179 184 196 197
200 260 207 209 211 213 220 234 248 250 259 277 278 283 285 289 292 294 295
309 327 338 354 356 366 387 390
400 401 411 420 425 428 430 433 434 438 439 441 451 454 467 470 471 474 477 478 479 485 487 488 489 490 491 494 498
500 503 504 514 515 521 523 525 532 533 543 546 547 554 532 575 580 585 586 587 598
600 610 613 615 620 621 622 632 635

1978
1 5 34 120 206 360 400 413 703 707

1980
1 4 45 55 85 200 265 335 406 482?? 540 580 650

1981
180 229 240 515 655