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Tuesday, October 31, 2023

FESTIVE HALLOWEEN CRAP

 HAPPY HALLOWEEN! OCTOBER IS OVER AND THAT MEANS IT'S TIME FOR SPOOKY CHRISTMAS WITH MONSTERS AND CANDY AND LOW BUDGET MOVIES WITH FAKE BLOOD OOZING EVERYWHERE. OH HOW I LOVE THIS SCARY HOLIDAY SEASON. THIS SEASON DOES NOT LOVE ME HOWEVER AS I HAVE HAD MAYBE MY LOUSIEST MONTH SINCE MARCH 2009. HOO BOY HAVE THE TERRIBLE THINGS JUST KEEPED ON HAPPENING THIS MONTH. I'VE BEEN DEALING WITH THE TERRIBLE THINGS FOR THE PAST WEEK INCLUDING YESTERDAY AKA MY DAY OFF AKA THE DAY I USUALLY GET TO RELAX AND WRITE UP SOME BLOG POSTS. SO UH, THIS MIGHT BE THE LAST BLOG POST FOR A FEW DAYS

WHILE I WAS IN THE PROCESS OF CLEANING UP OCTOBER'S MESS YESTERDAY I DECIDED TO HOP INTO TARGET TO GET MYSELF A LITTLE TREAT. THE MAIN REASON I WAS IN TARGET IS I HAD TO STOP SOMEWHERE TO PEE BECAUSE I HAD BEEN DRIVING FOR ALMOST TWO HOURS, BUT THE TREAT BIT WAS WHY I CHOSE TARGET. AS YOU ALL KNOW TARGET HAS A TRADING CARD AISLE! THIS TARGET'S CARD AISLE WAS WAY IN THE BACK BEHIND THE TOYS BECAUSE THEY MOVED IT BACK THERE TO CONFUSE THE RABID PACKS OF VERMINOUS FLIPPERS THAT INFESTED CARD AISLES IN 2020. I LOOKED AT THE CARDS AND SAW A 2023 FACTORY SET WITH A BONUS RELIC OR AUTOGRAPH CARD FOR SEVENTY BUCKS! I DIDN'T HAVE SEVENTY BUCKS. I SAW AN ALLEN & GINTER BLASTER FOR TWENTY FIVE BUCKS! I DIDN'T FEEL LIKE SPENDING THAT FOR 48 CARDS. I SAW A 2023 TOPPS UPDATE HANGER FOR TWELVE BUCKS! TOPPS DROPPED THE NUMBER OF CARDS TO 59 AND I JUST WASN'T FEELING IT. THERE WAS A PACK OF CHRONCLES! FOOTBALL. DRAFT PICKS. I LOOKED NEXT TO THE CARD AISLE WHERE ALL THE BLIND BAGS AND FUNKO POPS LIVE AND FOUND THIS:


A NECO SCI-FI AND HORROR BLIND BAG. OVER TWENTY FIVE DOLLARS WORTH OF TOYS AND COLLECTIBLES FOR ONLY $9.99! PACKED WITH SCARY COLLECTIBLES! AND BY SCARY COLLECTIBLES THEY MEAN CRAP THAT DIDN'T SELL OR WERE GOING TO BE IN A LOOT CRATE BEFORE THEY WENT BANKRUPT. THERE ARE TONS OF VIDEOS ONLINE WITH PEOPLE OPENING THESE BLIND BAGS AND IT SEEMS THEY ARE USUALLY FILLED WITH TWO TO FOUR TCHOTCHKES FOR YOUR TEN BUCKS. THIS PARTICULAR BAG FELT PRETTY HEFTY AND I WEIGHED IT AGAINST A SKINNY HANGER OF UPDATE. HONESTLY IF IT WAS SEPTEMBER OR NOVEMBER, I PROBABLY WOULD'VE GONE WITH UPDATE. BUT NO! IT WAS SPOOKY CHRISTMAS EVE! MY TREAT WOULD BE A HALLOWEEN TREAT. ALSO I COULD GET THIS AND A DRINK FOR THE PRICE OF A HANGER. I DREAM OF SOME CLASSIC MONSTERS OR MAYBE SOME 80S HORROR ICONS. LET'S SEE WHAT SCARY DELIGHTS AWAIT US!


THIS... IS NOT SCARY. THIS IS A MATCHBOX CAR WITH A BLADE RUNNER LICENSE. IT LOOKS VERY PLASTIC COMPARED TO ACTUAL MATCHBOX CARS AND I STILL HAVEN'T SEEN THE MOVIE SO I DON'T KNOW HOW ACCURATE THE THREE WHEELER CAR IS. IT'S FINE AS A START BUT TOY CARS AREN'T MY THING AND THIS SEEMS LIKE IT IS FIRMLY IN THE 'COLLECTIBLE' CATEGORY. IF YOU WANT A CAR TO PLAY WITH, TARGET HAS A TON OF BETTER ONES FOR $1.19 EACH. I DON'T KNOW WHY I CALL THEM MATCHBOX CARS INSTEAD OF HOT WHEELS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE ON THE PLANET


THE BACK HAS A PICTURE OF THE TOY AND A FILM SUMMARY THAT WOULD NORMALLY BE SEEN ON THE BACK OF AN EIGHT FILMS IN ONE DVD BOX SET YOU FIND IN THE FIVE DOLLAR BIN AT WAL-MART. I'M SURE SOMEONE OUT THERE IS LOSING THEIR MINDS AT HOW COOL THIS IS BUT I'M PRETTY MEH ON THIS ONE, SORRY! THE NEXT THING IS WAY BETTER


MAD BALLS! HELL YEAH! I HAD ONE WHEN I WAS A KID. I ASKED FOR THE BASEBALL DUDE AND I GOT THE ONE WITH THE EYEBALL DRIPPING OUT THAT LEGIT SCARED ME AND MADE ME UPSET INSTEAD. WONDERFUL CHILDHOOD MEMORIES! I REMEMBER WHEN THESE REBOOTED VERSIONS WERE FIRST ANNOUNCED I WAS SUPER EXCITED AND THEN WHEN I ACTUALLY SAW ONE IN A STORE I DECIDED I LIKED MY MONEY A LITTLE BETTER. NOW, YEARS LATER MY DREAM IS FINALLY REALIZED THROUGH THE MAGIC OF RANDOM CRAP


THE BACK IS KINDA FUNNY IN ITS INSISTANCE THAT THIS IS NOT A TOY. FOR AGES 15 AND UP ONLY.  RARE COLLECTIBLE! DO NOT PLAY. BULLSHIT. IT'S A BALL, I'M ABSOLUTELY GOING TO PLAY WITH IT. THE LAYWERS PROBABLY HAD THEM PUT THIS ON THERE DUE TO IT BEING MADE WITH LEAD PAINT AND ASBESTOS OR SOMETHING. JUST KIDDING! I THINK. THEY'RE PROBABLY JUST MADE FROM THE SOULS OF SAD ORPHANS AND OTHER SUCH INNOCUOUS SUBSTANCES. NO ONE WANTS THEIR KID TO TAKE A HEALTHY BITE OF ORPHAN SOUL WHEN THEY GET INTO THE SHELF OF RARE COLLECTIBLES. THERE'S A CHECKLIST OF ALL THE MAD BALLS TO COLLECT ON THE BACK AND I THINK THEY ARE ALL ORIGINAL 80S DESIGNS:

SLOBULUS - THAT DUDE WITH THE DRIPPY EYEBALL THAT GROSSED ME OUT SO MUCH WHEN I WAS A KID. SERIOUSLY, DANGLING EYEBALLS ARE ONE OF THE THINGS THAT SQUICK ME OUT THE MOST AND THAT'S THE MAD BALL MY FAMILY PICKS OUT FOR CHRISTMAS. THIS WOULD BE THE FUNNIEST ONE FOR ME TO GET
OCULUS ORBUS - IT'S... JUST AN EYEBALL. I MEAN, EYEBALLS ARE SCARY, I JUST WENT OFF ON HOW ONE POPPING OUT A PLASTIC MONSTER'S HEAD RUINED MY CHILDHOOD BUT IT'S JUST AN EYEBALL
SCREAMIN' MEEMIE - THE OBJECT OF MY YOUNG HEART'S DESIRE. NOWADAYS IT JUST LOOKS GOOFY BUT I WAS ALWAYS MORE OF A COMEDY KID THAN A MONSTER KID IF WE'RE BEING HONEST ABOUT IT. JUST LIKE MY PARENTS, I NEVER SAW THIS ONE IN THE SHOPS. BASEBALL MUST BE A LOT MORE POPULAR THAN WE KNOW
HORN HEAD - THIS WAS NOT AT ALL ON MY RADAR AS A KID BUT LOOKING AT IT NOW IT'S KINDA BADASS. HELL YEAH EVIL CYCLOPS BALL. I WANT THIS ONE MORE THAN SCREAMIN' MEEMIE
DUST BRAIN - MUMMIES WERE NEVER MY FAVORITE MONSTER AND THIS ONE LOOKS A LITTLE WEAK. NOT A TOP-TIER MAD BALL IN MY OPINION. APOLOGIES IF THIS WAS YOUR GREATEST CHILDHOOD TREASURE
SKULL FACE - SKULL FACE IS DEFINITELY TOP-TIER THOUGH. DEM RED EYES PEEPING OUT AT YOU AND THE LITTLE BIT OF BRAIN LEAKING OUT THE BACK IS GNARLY. EXTREMELY SINISTER, ESPECIALLY WITH THAT GRIN. THIS IS ANOTHER ONE I WOULDN'T MIND GETTING
LOCK LIPS - I REMEMBER THIS ONE FREAKING ME OUT A BIT AS WELL WHEN I WAS A KID. I DIDN'T LIKE THE METAL PLATES ATTACHED TO THIS DUDE'S FACE. IT JUST SEEMED KINDA AWFUL. ALSO AN ODD PUN FOR A KIDS' TOY, WHAT WERE THOSE AMERICAN GREETINGS GUYS THINKING
FREAKY FULLBACK - THEY NEEDED TO HAMMER HOME THAT THESE WERE TOYS FOR BOYS SO THEY INCLUDED BOTH SPORTS. I WAS NEVER SUPER INTERESTED IN THIS ONE. PLUS: MOAR EYE TRAUMA
SWINE SUCKER - THE ANIMAL KINGDOM IS REPRESENTED BY THIS PIGGY FELLOW. IT'S COOL LOOKING BUT I WOULD PREFER IT WITHOUT ALL THE SNOT. 80'S GROSS-OUT HUMOR FOR KIDS DEMANDS SNOTS THOUGH SO I GUESS IT HAD TO GO SOMEWHERE

ALL RIGHTY! LET'S SEE WHO I GOT!


LOCK LIPS! THIS LITTLE DUDE IS REALLY DETAILED AND ISN'T AS UNNERVING AS I THOUGHT SINCE IT'S EXTREMELY OBVIOUS THAT HE'S A FRANKENSTEIN OF SOME SORT. IT'S OK FOR FRANKENSTEINS TO HAVE BOLTS AND OTHER ASSORTED HARDWARE ON THEIR HEADS. I'M SUPER HAPPY WITH THIS AND THE BLINDBAG WOULD BE WORTH IT TO ME IF IT WAS THE ONLY THING IN IT. WHICH IS A GOOD THING BECAUSE...


ACTUAL TRASH. THIS IS A CHEAP PLASTIC FIVE NIGHT'S AT FREDDY'S TOP HAT ACCESSORY FOR I ASSUME A LARGE PLUSH FREDDY FAZBEAR THAT GOT SQUASHED IN THE BOTTOM OF THE BAG AND IS NOW CRACKED IN LIKE FIVE PLACES. OR MAYBE YOU CAN WEAR THE HAT YOURSELF? YOU'D LOOK PRETTY DUMB WEARING THIS TINY HAT UNLESS YOU WERE A VERY SMALL CHILD WHICH, COME TO THINK OF IT, IS REALLY THE TARGET AUDIENCE FOR FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S. IT IS DEFINITELY HORROR THOUGH BUT NECA SHOULD HAVE SENT THIS TO A DOLLAR TREE INSTEAD OF LITERALLY BREAKING IT TO FIT INSIDE A BLIND BAG. THIS ALMOST WENT STRAIGHT INTO THE GARBAGE BEFORE I REALIZED


FANCY LOCK LIPS

AWW MAN, DOESN'T HE LOOK CLASSY! I COULD SEE HIM SINGING PUTTIN' ON THE RITZ IF HE COULD JUST OPEN HIS MOUTH. LOOKING AT VIDEOS OF OTHER BLIND BAG RIPS THERE ARE A FEW COOL THINGS THAT CAN BE FOUND IN THEM LIKE A LEATHERFACE PLUSHIE, A GODZILLA CORD GRABBER AND AN EVIL DEAD MINI DISPLAY. BUT THERE IS A LOTTA CRAP TOO AS YOU CAN SEE HERE. I DUNNO ABOUT A TWENTY FIVE DOLLAR VALUE BUT I CERTAINLY GOT MY TEN BUCKS' WORTH AND AM VERY HAPPY WITH MY DISGUSTING LITTLE MAD BALL FRIEND. HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYONE! MAY YOU ALL FIND A FRIEND TODAY!

Friday, October 27, 2023

BLACK FRIDAY COMC PICKUPS - PART 66: BELA TREAT

MOARER HALLOWEENY CARDS! I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS ONE FOR A WHILE

1991 IMPEL TRADING CARD TREATS DRACULA


I ALREADY SHOWED OFF PETER CUSHING, CHRISTOPHER LEE AND CHENEY SENIOR AND JUNIOR, NOW IT'S TIME FOR BELA LUGOSI OR A REASONABLE FACSIMILE. I FRIGGIN LOVE BELA LUGOSI AND I ALREADY HAVE SEVERAL OF HIS CARDS. HE'S ONE OF MY FIRST NON SPORT SEARCHES EVERY TIME I GET ON COMC. THIS CARD IS FROM A SERIES OF HALLOWEEN CARD PACKS THAT CAME OUT IN 1991. INSTEAD OF CANDY, YOU COULD BUY A BAG OF 24 CARD PACKS TO GIVE AWAY TO THE KIDDOS. THERE WERE SIX DIFFERENT SUBJECTS: ARCHIE COMICS, INSPECTOR GADGET, MARVEL SUPERHEROES, NINTENDO, UNIVERSAL MONSTERS AND SOMETHING CALLED WIDGET. I FOUND A NINTENDO CARD AT THE FLEA MARKET ONCE A LONG TIME AGO AND WAS SAD WHEN I FOUND OUT THERE WERE ALSO UNIVERSAL MONSTERS CARDS AS I HAD NO IDEA WHERE I COULD FIND THEM. DUH, EVERYTHING'S ONLINE NOW. WHILE LOOKING FOR BELA CARDS I SEARCHED FOR DRACULA AND THE HALLOWEENIE CARD POPPED UP IN THE RESULTS. HOORAY! NOW TECHNICALLY THERE IS NO MENTION OF BELA LUGOSI ON THIS CARD BUT LOOK AT THE ILLUSTRATION. THAT'S TOTALLY BELA. CLOSE ENOUGH FOR ME AT LEAST. IT'S A PRETTY NEAT LOOKING SET, I KINDA WANT THAT LEGEND OF ZELDA CARD. THIS KIND OF THING DOESN'T GET MADE ANYMORE BUT YOU CAN FIND SIMILAR HALLOWEEN TREAT BAGS OF POKEMON PACKS THIS YEAR

I TRIED REALLY HARD TO FIND A GOOD CARD OF BORIS KARLOFF TO COMPLETE THE CLASSIC MONSTER ACTOR LINEUP BUT DIDN'T FIND ANY THAT WERE LESS THAN ABOUT THREE BUCKS AND I WAS BEING CHEAP. I NEED TO GET ONE NEXT TIME AND MAYBE ALSO LOOK FOR BASIL RATHBONE AND JOHN CARRADINE. I WONDER IF TOR JOHNSON HAS SOME TRADING CARDS? OMG I ALSO COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT VINCENT PRICE. THERE ARE TOO MANY HORROR MOVIE ACTORS! AT LEAST I ALREADY FOUND A PETER LORRE CARD A COUPLE YEARS AGO. HALLOWEEN IS ALMOST HERE SO ENJOY SOME SPOOKY MOVIES AND HAVE SOME FUN



Wednesday, October 25, 2023

BIRTHDAY BOOLSHEET BLASTER: PART 2 - METS

LIKE I SAID IN THE PREVIOUS POST, WELL OVER HALF THE BOX CONSISTED OF A BUNCH OF RANDOM STUFF THAT LOOKED LIKE REFUGEES FROM A FAIRFIELD REPACK CIRCA 2003 SORTED BY TEAMS. WHEN I REALIZED WE HAD TEAM LOTS THROUGHOUT THE BOX THE GEARS IN MY POSTER BRAIN STARTED GRINDING AND THAT'S WHY I AM TAKING HUNDREDS OF PHOTOS AND CROPPING AND UPLOADING AND WRITING ALL THIS MESS INSTEAD OF CHILLING OUT AND WATCHING A MOVIE BECAUSE I HAPPILY SORTED ALL THE JUNK IN THE BOX I GOT A WEEK AGO. STRICTLY SPEAKING I NEED ALMOST NONE OF THIS STUFF, BUT I FOUND A COUPLE INTERESTING THINGS TO WATCH OUT FOR AS I SORT ALL THESE CARDS PLUS EACH TEAM LOT HAS A FEW COOL THINGS SPRINKLED IN AMONGST THE GARBAGE. ENOUGH STUFF TO SHOW OFF AT LEAST. THE FIRST TEAM TO POP UP IN THE BOX WAS THE NEW YORK METROPOLITANS


STARTING OFF WITH 1987 TOPPS WHICH MAY SEEM ODD BECAUSE I AM FAMOUSLY SICK AND TIRED OF 1987 TOPPS. I HAVE ALMOST TWO FULL MONSTER BOXES FULL OF 1987 TOPPS DOUBLES I'VE ACCIDENTALLY ACCUMULATED BECAUSE IT GETS THROWN IN EVERY SINGLE REPACK AND JUNK BOX AND I'M PRETTY SURE IT SEXUALLY REPRODUCES IN DARK BASEMENTS WHEN WE'RE NOT LOOKING. HOWEVER THIS IS NOT 1987 TOPPS, IT IS 1987 TOPPS TRADED. DESPITE HAVING THE OPPORTUNITY TO BUY THE SET DIRT CHEAP SEVERAL TIME I NEVER DID AND AS A RESULT I HAVE WELL UNDER HALF THE SET, AGAIN THROUGH RANDOM ACCUMULATION. LOOKING THROUGH ALL THESE TEAM SETS IT BECAME APPARENT THAT THERE IS MOST OF AN '87 TRADED SET IN HERE. PROBABLY NONE OF THE BIGGUNS LIKE MADDUX, REGGIE OR MCGRIFF, BUT I FEEL LIKE MOST OF THE SET IS IN HERE WHICH IS GREAT BECAUSE I ALREADY HAVE ALL THE STAR CARDS AND I MIGHT ACTUALLY COMPLETE THE SET NOW. I'M PUTTING A COUNTER ON ALL THESE POSTS TO SEE HOW CLOSE WE ACTUALLY GET. WE'LL START IT OFF WITH TWO METS (AND I NEED THE MCREYNOLDS!)

1987 TOPPS TRADED COUNT: 2/132


THE OTHER THING THAT WAS GLARINGLY OBVIOUS IS THERE IS A WHOLE LOT OF 2002 TOPPS CARDS IN THIS BOX. LIKE SO OBVIOUS THAT IT WAS EVIDENT JUST LOOKING AT THE RAW CARDS IN THE BOX. THERE'S A WHOLE LOT OF ORANGE IN THERE. THIS IS SOMEWHAT UNFORTUNATE FOR ME AS 2002 TOPPS IS ONE OF THE FEW POST JUNK ERA SETS I'VE ACTUALLY COMPLETED. AT FIRST I THOUGHT MAYBE A FACTORY SET GOT BROKEN UP AND DUMPED BUT THERE'S WAY TOO MANY DOUBLES FOR THAT. I'M ALSO KEEPING A COUNT HERE TOO AS I'M INTERESTED SO SEE JUST HOW CLOSE WE GET. I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING - ANY TRADED CARDS? NOPE, WHICH ALSO MEANS NO SHORT PRINTED TRADED CARDS SADLY

2002 TOPPS COUNT: 21/718

WE NEED AN AVERAGE OF A LITTLE OVER 23 CARDS PER TEAM FOR A COMPLETE SET SO STARTING OFF A LITTLE UNDER. ALOMAR IS THE ONLY STAR OF NOTE IN THE PILE SO I'M GUESSING THE OTHER GOOD CARDS ARE ALREADY IN THE STORE'S 50 CENT BOXES RIGHT NOW


NOW FOR THE "GOOD" CARDS. THE CRITERIA FOR BEING GOOD IS KIND OF SQUISHY. BASICALLY I WANT ENOUGH CARDS TO PAD OUT THE POST BUT NOT TOO MANY BECAUSE I GET SICK OF TYPING QUICKLY. A CARD FROM UPPER DECK VICTORY WOULD NOT NORMALLY MAKE THE CUT BUT I GRUDGINGLY ADMIT THAT ALOMAR WAS GOOD AT BASEBALL AND YOU DON'T SEE A LOT OF TRADED BLURBS ON 21ST CENTURY CARDS


YOU WILL BE SEEING EVERY SINGLE PACIFIC CARD WITH SHINY FOIL ON IT THOUGH. THIS 1999 PRISM CARD IS SUPER EXTRA SHINY. IT'S ALSO ANOTHER CLEVELAND MIDDLE INFIELDER TO THE METS CONNECTION. HEY WAIT, THEY'RE STILL DOING THAT! NO FRANCISCO LINDOR CARDS IN THE BOX THAT I CAN RECALL


YES! I LOVE THE ODDBALL CARDS. THIS CARD IS FROM LONG JOHN SILVERS BUT THERE IS NARY A FISH ANYWHERE ON THE CARD. JUST A STARLINE LOGO ON THE FRONT AND A COCA-COLA AD ON THE BACK. I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY LONG JOHN WISHED TO REMAIN ANONYMOUS BUT I LOVE THIS SET AND DIDN'T HAVE THE STRAWMAN


1983 TOPPS HUBIE BROOKS DEFINITELY MAKES THE GOOD CARD CUT. THIS WAS ACTUALLY THE FIRST OF THE TOPPS SETS I COMPLETED SO HUBIE'S A DUPLICATE. BUT THINKING IN FAIRFIELD REPACK TERMS, AN 83 TOPPS CARD IS BASICALLY A HIT. I WILL NEVER NOT LIKE GETTING A CARD FROM THIS SET


1990 UPPER DECK IS ALSO COMPLETE BUT A DOCTOR K ART CHECKLIST KICKS ASS


SPEAKING OF FAVORITE SETS, 1995 LEAF IS DEFINITELY MY FAVORITE LEAF SET THANKS TO THE HOLOGRAPHIC FOIL TEAM NAME AND INSET PHOTO. THE BACK LOOKS GREAT TOO AND IT HAS ONE OF THE BEST AND MOST EASILY READABLE CARD NUMBERS OF THE DECADE. I UNFORTUNATELY HAVE THIS ONE ALREADY BUT IT'S STILL WORTH SHOWING OFF


NOT SURE I'VE SEEN A CARD WITH TIMO'S FULL NAME ON IT BEFORE. FLEER PREMIUM WAS A PREMIUM SET MOSTLY BECAUSE IT ACTED FANCY AND NOT BECAUSE IT COSTS $500 FOR THREE CARDS LIKE NOWADAYS. I GUESS IT WAS SLIGHTLY CLASSIER THAN MOST SETS DUE TO THE CHIPPY BLACK BORDERS AND SPOT FOIL BACKGROUNDS THAT SCRATCH EASILY


MINOR LEAGUE CARDS IN THE 80S AND 90S WENT ON THIS WILD ROLLERCOASTER FROM CHEAP TEAM SETS TO CHEAP LEAGUE SETS TO CHEAP DRAFT SETS TO NOT-SO-CHEAP SETS WITH AUTOGRAPHS AND BELLS AND WHISTLES THEN EVERYTHING CRASHED AND BURNED AND WE ENDED UP WITH STUFF LIKE THIS. THE "GRAPHIC DESIGN IS MY PASSION" OF MINOR LEAGUE SETS I SEE THIS JUNK EVERYWHERE AND IT'S SO BAD. AIRBRUSHED UNIS AND DREADFUL DESIGNS THAT ONLY SERVE AS AUTOGRAPH RECEPTACLES. AND THEY HAD THE COLOSSAL NERVE TO USE MONEY AS A DESIGN ELEMENT! TOTAL TRASH SET. THIS EARL SNYDER CARD ALWAYS CONFUSED ME TOO BECAUSE WITH ALL THE LOGOS PURGED HE LOOKS LIKE HE'S IN A BRAVES UNI


AND HERE'S ALL THE REST. THE PLAN WAS TO PUT THE REST OF THE COMMONS IN A PILE AND THEN JUST SHOW OFF THE ONES I NEEDED BUT... I DON'T NEED ANY OF THESE. WELL, TECHNICALLY MAYBE THE TRIPLE PLAY OR FAN CLUB CARD BUT I DON'T HAVE THE DESIRE TO CHECK ON THOSE. OH WELL, AT LEAST I HAVE MY FIRST PILE OF DOUBLES OUT OF THE WAY. UP NEXT IS A PILE OF FIFTY CENT REJECTS, THERE'S WAY MORE SHINIER STUFF TO SHOW OFF IN THAT POST

Monday, October 23, 2023

ONLINE MEGA BOX - PART 1

 YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE DONE WITH THESE RANDOM POSTS OF CARDS FROM THE BASEBALLCARDSTORE.CA FREE PROMOTION? OH HELL NAW. I GOT A MASSIVE PILE OF STUFF FROM THAT SITE AND THEY ARE FUN AND EASY POSTS TO WRITE SO YOU'RE STUCK WITH THESE FOR A LONG TIME. THIRTY-SIX POSTS LONG. AND THE PICTURES HAVE ALREADY BEEN TOOKEN AND CROPPEDED SO ALL THE ACTUAL HARD WORK IS DONE. I JUST NEED TO UPLOAD EM AND TYPE SOME NONSENSE NOW. WE DON'T HAVE A BLASTER THIS TIME, NO. THIS IS AN ONLINE MEGA BOX. SAME PRICE AS ONE OF THOSE SPECIAL BOXES YOU CAN'T BUY AT TARGET BECAUSE THE FLIPPERS GOT TO THEM ALREADY EXCEPT WITH TEN TIMES THE CARDS. STRAP IN BECAUSE WE GOT SOME FUN STUFF COMING. ONCE AGAIN I WAS TOO LAZY TO ORGANIZE THE CARDS INTO ACTUAL THEMES AND MOSTLY AM JUST POSTING THEM AS THEY CAME OUT OF THE BOX. WE'LL START WITH A COIN BECAUSE THAT WAS RIGHT ON TOP

1990 TOPPS COINS DALE MURPHY


CATEGORY - BRAVES

I COMPLETELY IGNORED THESE COIN SETS AT THE TIME AND LATER ENDED UP WITH TWO COMPLETE SETS THAT WERE INCLIDED IN REPACK TINS. SO I PROBABLY HAVE ONE OR TWO OF THESE ALREADY BUT WHEN YOU ARE IN THE MIDST OF A DIMEBOX FRENZY IF YOU SEE A MURPHY ODDBALL YOU GET IT. MURPH IS ONE OF THOSE GUYS I NEED TO GET IN TCDB IF FOR NO OTHER REASON I CAN SEE JUST HOW MANY 80S ODDBALLS OF HIS I DON'T HAVE


THIS IS THE 1990 VERSION OFTHE COINS, THERE WERE ALSO SETS IN 1987-1989. THAT'S TOO MANY COINS. I GOTTA FIND THREE MORE MURPHY COINS NOW. MAYBE I DON'T NEED TO KNOW HOW MANY CARDS I DON'T HAVE 

2022 PANINI CORNERSTONES JAZZ CHISHOLM


CATEGORY - SUPERSTAR? PLAYER COLLECTION? I JUST LIKE JAZZ

CORNERSTONES IS A BASKETBALL PRODUCT THAT PANINI THREW OUT THERE FOR BASEBALL LAST YEAR. IT WOULD HAVE BEEN PANINI'S LAST SET BEFORE GETTING FANATIC'D HAD THEY NOT JUST DECIDED 'SCREW IT, WHO NEEDS LICENSES' AND REBRANDED AS BOWMAN WITH LEGENDS. IT'S A WEIRD LOOKIN SET THO. SUPER THICK BUT WITH A CHEAP FEEL LIKE THE FRONT LAMINATION IS ABOUT TO PEEL OFF. VERY DARK BUT WITH ODD RAINBOW FOIL THAT SHOWS UP IN STRIPES. I FEEL LIKE THEY TRIED TO MAKE ZENITH BUT GOOBERED IT BADLY AND THREW ANOTHER BRAND NAME ON IT AT THE LAST MINUTE. COMPLAINTS ASIDE, I BOUGHT A FEW OF THESE OF PLAYERS I LIKE. JAZZ IS A PLAYER I LIKE

2005-06 TOPPS BASKETBALL BRIAN GRANT


CATEGORY - WANTLIST

MY BOOKMARKS ARE FILLED WITH CARDS I NEEDED FROM WANTLISTS THAT I MEANT TO BUY EVENTUALLY BUT NOW NEVER WILL. IT'S MOSTLY JUNKWAX ERA STUFF, SO NO BIG LOSS. THE STARS I BOUGHT. ALSO CARDS FROM EARLY 00S SETS YOU CANNOT FIND ANYWHERE. THOSE I GOT IMMEDIATELY. 05-06 IS ONE OF THOSE TOPPS BASKETBALL SETS WHERE MY COLLECTION IS QUITE SPARCE SO EVERY BIT HELPS

1995 MEGACARDS CONLON COLLECTION GEORGE EARNSHAW


CATEGORY - WANTLIST

CONLON CARDS GOT LEFT IN THE BOOKMARKS THOUGH. I LASER FOCUSED ON THE MORE EASILY COMPLETABLE PACIFIC LEGENDS SET SO THESE TOOK A BACK SEAT. THIS CARD IS FROM THE 1995 HIGH NUMBERED SERIES WHERE SALES WERE IN THE DUMPER AND THEY PANICKED AND ADDED COLORED BORDERS AND FOIL STAMPING. OR MAYBE IT'S A PARALLEL? I DUNNO. I BARELY HAVE ANY OF THEM SO I HONESTLY HAVE NO IDEA. GEORGE WAS A REALLY GOOD PITCHER FOR A FEW YEARS AND THE BACK TELLS OF HIS WAR HEROICS

2020-21 HOOPS CAM REDDISH


CATEGORY - HAWKS

CAM DIDN'T WORK OUT FOR THE HAWKS AND THEN DIDN'T REALLY WORK OUT FOR THE KNICKS AND HE FOLLOWED UP HIS TIME IN NEW YORK WITH A STINT IN PORTLAND WHERE HE DIDN'T WORK OUT. NOW HE'S WITH THE LAKERS AND OF COURSE HE'LL PROBABLY GO OFF THIS YEAR. PICK HIM UP EARLY IN YOUR FANTASY DRAFTS, AND GIVE ME AN INVITE TO THE LEAGUE, I WANNA PLAY AGAIN THIS YEAR. YOU WILL SEE A TON OF BRAVES IN THESE POSTS BUT I SEEMED TO LIMIT MYSELF TO ONLY ONE HAWKS CARD PER PLAYER. CAM WILL PROBABLY END UP GETTING A PAGE IN MY HAWKS BINDER SO I DO NEED TO FIND AT LEAST 9 CARDS OF HIM AND THIS IS A START 

1992-93 UPPER DECK MCDONALD'S ED BELFOUR


CATEGORY - PLAYER COLLECTION

I HOPE YOU LIKE ED BELFOUR (SORRY FUJI) BECAUSE YOU'RE ABOUT TO SEE A LOT OF HIS CARDS. AFTER NOT GIVING A SINGLE SHIT ABOUT ANY OF MY HOCKEY CARDS FOR OVER A DECADE, SEEING A BUNCH OF OF THEM FOR FREE GOT ME TO LOOK THROUGH THEM TO FIGURE OUT WHAT I ACTUALLY LIKED OUT OF THEM. THE RESULTS: TOPPS SETS, INSERTS, AND CARDS OF A FEW PLAYERS I LIKE. SPECIFICALLY: CHRIS CHELIOS, ED BELFOUR, PAUL COFFEY AND STEVE YZERMAN. HERE'S ONE OF MANY MCDONALD'S CARDS I NABBED, BACK WHEN THEIR SPECIAL PACKS CONTAINED BASICALLY REGULAR UPPER DECK CARDS. THIS CHANGED QUICKLY AND YOU WILL SEE SOME WILD SHIT FROM THE GOLDEN ARCHES VERY SOON

2013 PRIZM DRAFT PICKS JASON HURSH PRIZM


CATEGORY - BRAVES, SHINY

JASON WAS THE BRAVES' FIRST ROUND PICK IN 2013 AND I THOUGHT HE WAS ONE OF MANY PITCHING PROSPECTS THAT GOT TRADED OFF BUT I WAS INCORRECT. JASON PITCHED 11 GAMES FOR THE BRAVES IN THE DISMAL PERIOS OF 2016-2017. IT'S A PLEASANT SURPRISE TO HAVE A DRAFT PICK/PROSPECT CARD THAT ACTUALLY PLAYED FOR THE TEAM. THIS CARD IS REALLY SUPER EXTRA SHINY TOO, THOS DOT PATTERNIN THE BACKGROUND DOES A LOT OF WORK 

2022 CHRONICLES BASE CORBIN BURNES


CATEGORY - CHRONICLES

I WENT APESHIT PICKING UP CHRONICLES ON THIS BINGE AND THERE WAS STILL A TON OF CARDS I DIDN'T GET AROUND TO. MY FIRST FOCUS WAS STARS AND COOL LOOKING SETS. CORBIN WON A CY YOUNG SO HE'S A STAR. THAT'S HOW IT WORKS

2022 CHRONICLES PHOENIX JOSIAH GRAY


CATEGORY - CHRONICLES

JOSIAH GRAY WAS AN ALL-STAR THIS YEAR! YES, FOR WASHINGTON, BUT IT STILL COUNTS. I LIKE THAT HE'S A PRETTY GOOD PITCHER BUT MY BRAVES STILL HIT HIM HARD. NOW THAT I SAY THIS HE WILL ALCANTARA OUR ASSES IN 2024. PHOENIX IS STILL NOT MY FAVORITE CHRONICLES DESIGN BUT IT'S CHROMEY SO IT MADE THE CUT IN MY CARD CHOICES MORE OFTEN THAN NOT

2022 CHRONICLES ELITE KYLE MULLER


CATEGORY - CHRONICLES, BRAVES

I PROBABLY COULD HAVE COMPLETED THE ENTIRE 2022 CHRONICLES KYLE MULLER RUN BUT I VERY QUICKLY GOT MULLERED OUT. THESE ELITE CARDS ARE TOO SHINY TO IGNORE. DONT' GET ME WRONG, THEY ARE VERY VERY BORING, BUT DAMN THEY SHINY

2020 DONRUSS RONALD ACUÑA JR.

CATEGORY - RONALD!!!!!

YEAAAHHHHHHHH FREE RONALD! ALL RONALDS ARE GOOD RONALDS. I NEVER READ INSTRUCTIONS SO FOR A WHILE MY ORDERS WERE BASICALLY 40 CARDS ALL AT ONCE WITH SHIPPING SO I WOULD HAVE A BACKLOG OF CARDS I WANTED TO PICK UP ALL OPEN IN TABS READY TO BE PUT IN MY CART. THEN WHEN A CARD I COULDN'T LIVE WITHOUT POPPED UP I FRANTICALLY CLICKED ADD TO CART 40 TIMES AND HOPED NO ONE SNIPED ME BEFORE I COULD PAY. THIS STRATEGY WAS TERRIBLE AND I LOST WELL OVER HALF OF THE 'CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT' CARDS* I WAS SHOOTING FOR. AFTER MISSING OUT ON A TON OF ALLEN & GINTER MINIS** I QUIT DOING THIS BUT RONALD HERE ABSOLUTELY ANCHORED ONE OF MY 40 CARD ORDERS

THAT'S IT FOR TODAY, POSTS WILL USUALLY BE ABOUT 11-12 CARDS EACH BECAUSE I CAN KNOCK OUT A POST LIKE THAT IN AN HOUR. THERE'S A FEW OUTLIERS THAT ARE WAY SMALLER OR LARGER FOR THEMATIC REASONS. UP NEXT: LEGENDS AND HOX

*SURPRISINGLY, I AM STILL ALIVE

**PUTTING A CARD IN MY CART AND THEN HAVING SOMEONE SNATCH IT FROM AWAY WHEN I WAS TRYING TO PAY FOR SHIPPING DOUBLY SCREWED ME AS I THEN HAD TO REMOVE THE CARD FROM THE ORDER, FIND A REPLACEMENT CARD TO KEEP THE ORDER AT 40 CARDS, AND THEN TRY TO PAY AGAIN ONLY TO FIND THAT TWO MORE CARDS GOT SNATCHED AWAY. AFTER LOSING A DOZEN MINIS TWO OR THREE AT A TIME LIKE THIS I GAVE UP AND STARTED PUTTING IN A BUNCH OF SMALL 5-10 CARD ORDERS TRIGGERED BY AFOREMENTIONED 'CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT' CARDS. I FELT BAD BECAUSE I THOUGHT I WAS MAKING WAY MORE WORK FOR STEVEN AND NANCY BUT IN REALITY I WAS BUYING WAY LESS CARDS THEY PUT ON THE SITE THREE YEARS AGO AND COULDN'T FIND ANYMORE AND WAS BUYING MORE NEW STUFF SO WHO KNOWS IF I WAS MORE OR LESS ANNOYING 


Friday, October 20, 2023

BLACK FRIDAY COMC PICKUPS - PART 65: LAUGHING LONS

 WE HAVE A SCARY DOUBLE FEATURE TODAY, PERFECT FOR HALLOWEEN SEASON

1973 TOPPS YOU'LL DIE LAUGHING - REMEMBER... ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT FOREST FIRES


I'VE ALREADY SHOWN OFF MY PETER CUSHING AND CHRISTOPHER LEE CARDS, IT'S TIME FOR THE CHENEYS. I LOVE THE YOU'LL DIE LAUGHING SERIES FROM TOPPS, THEY ARE THE PERFECT MIX OF SKEERY MONSTERS AND CORNY JOKES. IT'S A GREAT GIMMICK, TAKE STOCK PROMO PHOTOS FROM CREATURE FEATURES AND ADD A STUPID CAPTION. MANY COMPANINES USED THIS FORMULA, BUT TOPPS GOT THE UNIVERSAL LICENSE SO YOU GET A LOT OF STARS ON THE CARDS INSTEAD OF PEOPLE IN RUBBER MONSTER SUITS. LON CHENEY JR. WEARS HIS ICONIC WOLFMAN MAKEUP AND SKULKS IN THE WOODS IN THIS PHOTO FROM THE ORIGINAL THE WOLF MAN FILM FROM 1941. I'VE SEEN THIS PHOTO A THOUSAND TIMES AND WAS HAPPY TO SEE IT IN TRADING CARD FORM. THE CAPTION WRITER SEEMS TO THINK LON IS A BEAR AND NOT A WOLF HOWEVER. THE JOKE'S ON HIM THOUGH, I'M PRETTY SURE THAT'S A SOUND STAGE AND NOT A REAL FOREST


THE ORIGINAL 1959 YOU'LL DIE LAUGHING SET WAS ILLUSTRATED BY THE GREAT JACK DAVIS AND HIS ART LIVES ON WITH THESE MONSTER CARICATURES  ON THE BACK. THIS IS A SECOND SERIES CARD AND I'D LOVE TO COLLECT THE ENTIRE SET BUT I KEEP DOING STOOPID SHIT LIKE BUYING BOXES OF JUNK WITH MY LIMITED FUNDS. AS YOU CAN TELL FROM THE CAPTION ON THE FRONT THE JOKES ON THESE CARDS ARE VERY HIT OR MISS BUT I THINK THIS IS ONE OF THE BETTER ONES. EVEN MONSTER KIDS ARE PICKY EATERS


1980 TOPPS YOU'LL DIE LAUGHING - THOSE DARN WEIGHT-REDUCING PILLS!


ONCE I FOUND JUNIOR I STARTED LOOKING FOR SENIOR. THE 1980 VERSION OF YOU'LL DIE LAUGHING IS MOSTLY THE SAME AS THE 1973 VERSION WITH THE ADDITION OF A COLORFUL BORDER. THIS BORDER IS SO ODD, IT TOOK A MISHMASH OF SPOOKY STUFF AND CRAMMED IT ALL TOGETHER. BATS, SKULLS, AND WOLVES ON A GOTHIC COLUMN WITH CARVED WOOD TRIM FOR SOME REASON? THE BORDER MAKES NO SENSE BUT IT'S UNIQUE AT LEAST. THIS PHOTO IS FROM PHANTOM OF THE OPERA, SPECIFICALLY THE SCENE WITH LON DRESSED UP AS THE RED DEATH AT THE BALL. THAT SCENE IS IN COLOR IN THE FILM, BUT ONCE AGAIN THIS IS A PROMO PHOTO. THIS CAPTION ALSO READS MORE LIKE A PSA THEN AN ACTUAL JOKE. DON'T BE CARELESS WITH FIRE IN THE WOODS AND STAY AWAY FROM DIET PILLS, KIDS. THEY'LL KILL YA

THE BACK OF THE CARD IS BASICALLY A REHASH OF THE PREVIOUS VERSION JUST WAY MORE COLORFUL. I'M NOT A PRINTING GUY BUT THREE COLORS FOR THE BACK OF A NOVELTY NON-SPORTS SET SEEMS EXCESSIVE BUT CREEPY GREEN, BLOOD RED AND MOON YELLOW IS A GOOD LOOK. THE JOKE/LIMERICK ON THE BACK SUCKS. PUNNING ON THE DUAL MEANINGS OF A COUPLE OF THE NAMES FOR SEASONS IS MILDLY CLEVER AT BEST AND CONFUSING AT WORST. ALSO RHYMING FALL WITH FALL? C'MON. A BIG IMPROVEMENT IN THIS SET IS THE EXTRA LINE EXPLAINING THE CONTEXT AND THE FILM FOR THE PHOTO ON THE FRONT. THIS KIND OF CARD SET JUST DOESN'T HAPPEN ANYMORE, THE LAST ONE I CAN REMEMBER WAS THE 1988 TOPPS FRIGHT FLICKS SET WHICH INCLUDED MORE RECENT AND GOOPY HORROR FILMS. HORROR THEMED TRADING CARD SETS ARE USUALLY FOCUSED ON ONE SINGLE FILM AND ARE DEADLY SERIOUS NOWADAYS. WE COULD USE A GOOD SILLY HORROR SET NOW BUT I THINK THEY MAY SIMPLY BE A PRODUCT OF THE 60'S AND 70'S. WE'RE NOT DONE WITH HORROR ICONS, OCTOBER SPOOKY SEASON AIN'T OVER YET BY A LONGSHOT

Wednesday, October 18, 2023

BIRTHDAY BOOLSHEET BLASTER: PART 1 - THE FIRST PILE OF RANDOM CRAPOLA

 MY BIRTHDAY HAPPENED RECENTLY AND NO, I'M NOT TELLING YOU WHAT DAY IT IS BECAUSE I HATE BIRTHDAYS AND THEY USUALLY GO TERRIBLY, WHICH IT ABSOLUTELY DID THIS YEAR. HAPPY BIRTHDAY IN ADVANCE TO EVERYONE WHO DOES LIKE THEM. I DON'T WANNA YUCK YOUR YUM - YOU GO HAVE LOTS OF FUN -  BUT THEY AIN'T MY THING. THIS YEAR I HAD A BUNCH OF ERRANDS KEEPING ME BUSY AND DISTRACTED FROM ALL THE STRESS AND ONE OF THEM HAPPENED TO BE DOWN THE STREET FROM CHAMPION SPORTS CARDS SO I THOUGHT I'D POP IN TO GIVE MYSELF A LITTLE TREAT. I HAD A PLAN: CHECK FOR EITHER A 1976 TOPPS HANK AARON OR 1988 TOPPS FOOTBALL BO JACKSON CARD IN THE CASES TO SEE IF THEY HAD ONE IN MY PRICE RANGE. FAILING THAT, SWITCH TO PLAN B AND GET ONE OF THE TEN DOLLAR JUNK BOXES WITH ABOUT 500 RANDOM BASE CARDS, A RELIC AND AN AUTOGRAPH INSTEAD. THEN PICK UP A DESPERATELY NEEDED 1600 COUNT BOX AND THE OBLIGATORY CHEAP RONALD ACUÑA AND TRAE YOUNG CARDS. BING BAM BOOM, OUT THE DOOR SUPER QUICK, GET STUFF I ACTUALLY NEED AND NOT SPEND ALL MY MONEYS. DID I DO THAT? HELL NO. I DECIDED TO GO TAKE A PEEK AT THE DIME BOX TO SEE IF THERE WERE ANY GINTER CARDS IN THERE (THERE WERE NOT) AND THEN NOTICED THIS:

FIFTY CENT CARDS? A WHOLE BUNCH OF EM?? THAT'S A SUPER GREAT VALUE! I'D BE A FOOL NOT TO BUY THAT! EVEN THOUGH I ABSOLUTELY DO NOT NEED MORE DAMN JUNK IN MY HOUSE AND I DON'T HAVE THE MONEY TO WASTE. YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED NEXT


YEP, I BOUGHT ANOTHER BOX OF GARBAGE CRAP BULLSHIT CARDS. AND SPENT MORE MONEY THAN I HAD PLANNED. AND WASTED MORE TIME THAN I HAD PLANNED BECAUSE I WAS FRANTICALLY LOOKING FOR ANYTHING ELSE GOOD TO GET INSTEAD OF THE BOX O CRAP I DO NOT NEED. DIDN'T FIND NOTHIN'. SAME WITH THE BOX! I POKED AROUND A BIT TO SEE IF THERE WAS A REALLY GOOD CARD IN THERE THAT WOULD JUSTIFY THE PURCHASE BUT DIDN'T REALLY FIND ANYTHING. IT WAS ALL A BUNCH OF GOOD ENOUGH STUFF AND THE IDEA OF CLEARANCE AISLE FIFTY-CENT CARDS FASCINATED ME, DID THEY CLEAR OUT THE REGGIE BOX? THE BRAVES BOX? WHAT GOODIES AWAITED ME IN THERE! CURIOSITY GOT THE BEST OF ME AND I BOUGHT THE BULLSHIT JUNK BLASTER AND HAD INSTANT REGRETS AS SOON AS I WALKED OUT THE DOOR. I NOW HAD NO MONEY AND A BIG PILE OF CARDS. A PILE OF CARDS THAT, UPON REVIEW, WERE PRETTY FUN. AND A RONALD PRIZM DIAMOND KING. I COULDN'T PASS THAT UP FOR A BUCK


THE BOX BREAKDOWN WAS VERY INTERESTING. THE FIFTY CENT CARDS TOOK UP ABOUT A QUARTER OF THE BOX AND THEY WERE ALL PURGED FROM THE "STARS NOT GOOD ENOUGH TO WARRANT THEIR OWN DIVIDER" BOXES. THE ONES SORTED ALPHABETICALLY A-B, C, D-F, G, ETC. SO NO GRIFFEYS OR REGGIES OR TROUTS, BUT THERE WERE SOME SURPRISINGLY GOOD NAMES IN THERE. AS FOR THE LOOSE CARDS WITHOUT PENNY SLEEVES, THE MAJORITY OF THEM LOOKED LIKE THEY CAME FROM SOMEONE'S COLLECTION CIRCA 2003 WHERE THEY SORTED EVERYTHING INTO TEAMS. A LOT OF JUNK BUT EACH TEAM HAD A HANDFUL OF INTERESTING STUFF. THE REST OF THE BOX WAS FILLED OUT WITH SOME RANDOM WEIRDNESS RANGING FROM FAIRFIELD REPACK REJECTS, TO A BUNCH OF ODDBALL INSERTS, TO SOME RIPPED 1991 TOPPS PACKS THAT WERE INSTANTLY DISCARDED, TO THE MANDATORY BOWMAN FAILED PROSPECT DUMP. I HAD A LOT OF FUN SIFTING THROUGH IT, AND I'M GOING TO HAVE A LOT OF SUN SORTING IT ALL OUT AND I DECIDED TO SHARE THAT SORTING PROCESS WITH YOU ALL SINCE THE BOX CAME PRE-DIVIDED INTO NICE LITTLE BITE SIZED CHUNKS. YOU'LL GET ONE POST PER TEAM, ONE POST PER 50 CENT CARD REJECT LETTER (WITH SOME COMBINED IF THERE WEREN'T MANY CARDS), AND A HANDFUL OF POSTS FOR THE EXTRA FILLER. LET'S START WITH THE FIRST AND LARGEST PILE OF FILLER CARDS TO KICK THIS THING OFF


THAT'S 178 CARDS OF MESS. WITH NO GOOD WAY TO SEPARATE THEM OUT NICELY SO YOU GET ONE GINORMOUS POST. YOU WANNA KNOW HOW MANY OF THEM WERE ON ONE OF MY WANTLISTS? FOUR. LOL. SOME GOOD STUFF TO BE SURE BUT NOT MUCH FOR CARDS I ACTUALLY NEED


STARTING OFF WITH A COUPLE PACKS WORTH OF 2008 CHROME. OR A PACK AND A HALF? I DON'T REMEMBER IF THEY WERE THREE OR FOUR CARDS A PACK. I GOT BOTH SHINY CARDS OUT OF THE PACKS AT LEAST. CARLOS DELGADO IS UNDERRATED AND TORII HUNTER HAD A NICE RUN OF CARD PHOTOS IN THE LATE 00S. I DON'T REALLY COLLECT CHROME BUT THE BASE CARDS ARE EVERYWHERE IN DIME BOXES AND JUNK BLASTERS DUE TO CASES AND CASES GETTING RIPPED FOR THE AUTOGRAPHS 


UP NEXT IS A BUNCH OF CARDS FOR BASE SETS I HAVE WANTLISTS FOR INCLUDING ONE LONE 2004 LEAF SECOND EDITION CARD OF LANCE BERKMAN. DONRUSS DECIDED TO TURN EVERY RETAIL PACK OF LEAF INTO A PARALLEL BY PLASTERING THAT SECOND EDITION LOGO ON THE CARDS. I DON'T CARE ANYMORE, MY LEAF SET HAS BOTH HOBBY AND RETAIL IN IT. I ALREADY GOT THIS ONE THOUGH


BIG PILE OF 2006 TOPPS AND ONE SINGLE 2008 BASE CARD. MY 2006 SET IS COMPLETE EXCEPT FOR THAT CARD, AND I ONLY NEED TWO 2008 CARDS SO MORE DOUBLES HERE. MAYBE THE LANGERHANS IS NEEDED FOR A TEAM SET


ONE 1991 SCORE TODD WORRELL CARD. I WAS BLOWN AWAY BY THE BLACK BORDERS IN 91 SCORE AT THE TIME. THEY'REJUST LIKE 1971 TOPPS! THIS SET WILL BE WORTH A LOT ONE DAY! THEY ARE NOT WORTH MUCH BUT THEY ARE EXACTLY LIKE THE 1971 SET IN THAT THE EDGES LOOK LIKE CRAP THIRTY YEARS LATER


2007 FLEER! THE FINAL FLEER EVER. IT'S A NICE LITTLE SET, GOOD DESIGN, FUN CARDBOARDY CARD STOCK. THIS IS CARD #1 IN THE SET BUT IF YOU LOOK ON THE BACK YOU'LL SEE A GIANT 32 IN THE TOP RIGHT CORNER BECAUSE FLEER HELPFULLY PUT THE PLAYER'S CARD NUMBER BACK THERE FOR MAXIMUM CONFUSION


A FEW 2008 UPPER DECK CARDS. THESE WERE ALL OVER THE PLACE BACK IN THE GOLDEN AGE OF CARD BLOGS. IT'S A NICE MEMORY. I GOT ALL THESE CARDS BECAUSE I BOUGHT TOO MANY PACKS BACK THEN


HERE WE GO, THE MANDATORY BOWMAN REJECTS. NO ONE LIKES BOWMAN, ESPECIALLY THE PEOPLE WHO OPEN BOXES UPON BOXES OF IT LOOKING FOR THAT LOTTERY TICKET. ALMOST ALL OF THESE ARE CHROME CARDS AND IT'S MOSTLY NO-NAMES EXCEPT FOR A COUPLE GUYS LIKE PAT BURRELL AND ROY OSWALT. THESE ARE GOING TO GET THROWN IN A MONSTER BOX WITH THE REST OF THE BOWMAN CRAP AND WILL MOST LIKELY BE CHUCKED IN A DUMPSTER WHEN I DIE


I DID GET A FEW REFRACTORS IN THERE. I CRAP ON CHROME AND BOWMAN AND ESPECIALLY BOWMAN CHROME BUT I DO LOVE MY SHINIES. TORII HUNTER MAKES ANOTHER APPEARANCE


IT'S TIME FOR INSERTS! I LIKE GETTING INSERTS IN BOXES OF CRAP. THIS WAS THE BIG REWARD FOR SPENDING SEVERAL DOLLARS ON A PACK OF CARDS AND NOW IT'S BEEN EXILED TO THE LAND OF MISFIT CARDS. HERE'S A CHROME INSERT THAT MIGHT HAVE BEEN THE MISSING FOURTH CARD IN ONE OF THOSE CHROME PACKS AT THE BEGINNING OF THE POST. ANYONE GOT A CLUE WHAT THE HELL THIS THING IS JUST FROM LOOKING AT THE FRONT? YOU THINK ABOUT IT AND I'LL LET YOU KNOW IN A FEW PARAGRAPHS. NO SCROLLING AHEAD AND PEEKING NOW!


THIS 1960 ALL STAR ROOKIE TRIBUTE SET WAS IN 2008 TOPPS AND MAN, I WENT WILD FOR THIS SET. I TIED TO COLLECT 'EM ALL AND LIKE WITH EVERY OTHER SET I'VE EVER TRIED TO BUILD I GOT VERY CLOSE IN SERIES ONE, BARELY GOT HALF OF THEM IN SERIES TWO AND MIGHT HAVE A SMALL HANDFUL FROM UPDATE. THIS ONE'S FROM SERIES TWO AND YEP, I GOT IT ALREADY


ANOTHER 2008 INSERT, THIS ONE I MERELY ACCUMULATED. 'RELIVING THE PREVIOUS SEASON THROUGH BASEBALL CARDS' WAS A BIG THING IN 2008 FOR SOME REASON. I MIGHT HAVE CARED MORE IF THE BRAVES HADN'T SUCKED IN 2007


DICK PEREZ WAS ALSO A BIG THING IN 2008 AS TOPPS HAD HIM CREATE ART FOR A BUNCH OF THEIR CARDS INCLUDING THIS WAL-MART BLASTER EXCLUSIVE. I'M PRETTY SURE I HAVE THREE OF THIS MANNY CARD ALREADY, NOT SURE ABOUT JOSE. THIS IS A PRETTY NICE LITTLE SET BUT I'M NOT EVEN CLOSE TO COMPLETING IT DESPITE WASTING SO MUCH MONEY ON BLASTERS THAT YEAR


DID YOU FIGURE IT OUT? IT'S THE CHROME VERSION OF 2008'S TRADING CARD HISTORY SET. THAT PLAIN DESIGN ON THE FRONT WAS 1953 BOWMAN. IT COULD'VE BEEN 1989 BOWMAN IF TOPPS WAS BRAVE ENOUGH, BUT THEY WEREN'T. I ALSO TRIED TO COLLECT THE REGULAR TOPPS VERSION OF THIS SET BUT DIDN'T GET CLOSE. THE CHROME VERSION I'M NOT INTERESTED IN BUT I'LL THROW IT IN WITH THE REST OF MY CHROME INSERTS UNTIL I FIGURE OUT WHAT TO DO WITH THEM


THERE WERE A SHITLOAD OF CRAPPY UPPER DECK INSERTS AND I THINK THAT'S JUST FANTASTIC


NOT AN INSERT, BUT A SEMI-SHORTPRINTED SUBSET CARD FROM THE 2008 UD TIMELINE SET. I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THIS SET, IT'S BASICALLY AN ARCHIVES FOR UPPER DECK BEFORE ARCHIVES EVEN BECAME THAT KIND OF ARCHIVES. BOXES WERE CHEAP AS HELL BECAUSE EVERYONE HATED THIS SET SO MUCH AND I BOUGHT TWO OR THREE. I STILL AM NOT EVEN CLOSE TO COMPLETING THE SET, BUT SADLY I ALREADY HAVE THIS ENTIRE TOP PROSPECTS SUBSET SO RUSSELL'S A DOUBLE


EVERYONE MADE FUN OF UPPER DECK X BACK IN THE DAY AND RIGHTLY SO. THAT SET SUCKED AND HONESTLY MOST THINGS NAMED X REALLY SUCK. THESE XPONENTIAL INSERTS FROM 2008 DO NOT SUCK HOWEVER. THEY ARE XTREMELY SHINY AND I'VE ALWAYS REALLY LIKED THEM. IT'S A SHAME THEY WERE INSERTED INTO A DOGSHIT PRODUCT LIKE X BUT I STILL LOVE FINDING THEM. IT'S A 200 CARD SET BROKEN UP INTO 4 RARITIY TIERS AND LEVEL 4 IS ACTUALLY EASIER TO FIND THAN LEVELS 1-3 SO IT'S NOT A SET I WILL EVER EVEN CONTEMPLATE TRYING TO BUILD BUT I'D LOVE TO HAVE A FEW BINDER SHEETS FULL OF THEM. HERE'S THREE LEVEL 1 CARDS OF 'MIGHT'VE BEEN STARS AT ONE POINT BUT NOT NOW' CARL CRAWFORD, COREY HART AND JASON BAY


AND THERE'S ALSO A COUPLE LEVEL 2 CARDS OF ERIK BEDARD AND BRIAN ROBERTS. YOU'LL SEE BRIAN IN A FUTURE POST. I THINK THE X2S ARE THE BEST LOOKING IN THE SET. ANOTHER ODDITY OF THESE CARDS IS THE FIRST THREE LEVELS ARE HORIZONTAL WHILE THE LAST 10 X4 CARDS ARE VERTIALLY ORIENTED


GOING BACK TO COLLECTOR'S CHOICE, UPPER DECK LOVED THEIR ONE-A-PACK INSERT SETS WITH MULTIPLE PARALLELS IN DIFFERENT COLORS AND STARQUEST WAS THEIR ENTRY FROM 2008. THESE ARE JUNK AND LOOK BAD AND THE FOIL DINGS EASILY AND I PROBABLY HAVE THREE SETS WORTH OF THE DAMN THINGS


OF COURSE THERE ARE COLOR PARALLELS AND THE UNCOMMON VERSION HAS A BRONZE TINT TO THEM. IT LOOKS PRETTY GOOD WITH MAGGLIO'S TIGERS UNI


RARE STARQUEST CARDS ARE BLUE WHICH AGAIN GOES WELL WITH JAKE PEAVY'S UNI. THERE IS NO RHYME OR REASON TO THESE COLOR CHOICES, THE LOW-END FIRST EDITION PACKS HAD STARQUEST CARDS THAT WERE BRIGHT GREEN. LIKE SHAMROCK SHAKE RADIOACTIVE GREEN. REALLY REALLY GREEN


YOU DIDN'T THINK RARE WAS THE RAREST CARD DID YOU? OH NO, THE ONES WITH HOLOFOIL ARE SUPER RARE. GRADY SIZEMORE AND MICHAEL YOUNG GET THE SHINY TREATMENT. I'M PRETTY SURE THERE'S AN ULTRA RARE VERSION TOO BUT IT'S LATE WHEN I'M WRITING THIS AND I HAVE NO INTENTION OF FALLING INTO A STARQUEST RABBIT HOLE RIGHT NOW.


FINALLY SOMETHING NOT FROM 2008. THESE STAR ATTRACTIONS CARDS WERE INSERTED INTO 2006 UPPER DECK SERIES ONE AND UPDATE PACKS. I THINK THESE ARE FROM THE UPDATE SERIES BUT THERE'S NOTHING DIFFERENTIATING THE TWO SERIES AND THE NUMBERING IS THAT STUPID INITIALS METHOD EVERYONE INSISTED ON USING IN THE 00S SO I DON'T REALLY KNOW. THIS PILE WAS HUGE BUT THERE'S A LOT OF DOUBLES AND IN THE END I HAVE MAYBE A THIRD OF THE SET


BACK TO 2008 WITH A COUPLE FROM THE INSANE YANKEE STADIUM SET. THESE ARE NOT RARE AT ALL AS THEY WERE IN PRACTICALLY EVERY UPPER DECK PACK PRINTED THAT YEAR BUT WITH A CARD SET WITH ALMOST SEVEN THOUSAND CARDS GOOD LUCK FINDING A SPECIFIC CARD. MIZE AND MAAS ARE AN AMUSING PAIR OF YANKEES TO ME


THE REST ARE ALL A BIT RANDOM AND WE'LL START WITH WHAT MIGHT BE WHAT WAS INSIDE A SINGLE 2007 FLEER ULTRA PACK. FOUR BASE CARDS HEADLINED BY BILLY WAGNER, AN ULTRA ROOKE CARD OF HECTOR JIMENEZ AND TWO RBI KINGS INSERTS OF RICHIE SEXSON AND CARLOS LEE. I RECALL THESE PACKS ONLY HAVING 6 CARDS IN THEM BUT IT WAS NOT UNHEARD OF AN EXTRA INSERT SNEAKING INTO A PACK


A LONE STADIUM CLUB CARD OF MIKE MUSSINA SNUCK IN THE PILE SOMEHOW. 1992 IS THE ONLT YEAR I HAVE MADE A WANTLIST FOR STADIUM CLUB SINCE I'VE MANAGED TO ACCUMULATE ALMOST THE ENTIRE SET SOMEHOW BUT I ALREADY HAVE MOOSE. THIS IS A CARD I WOULD HAVE EXPECTED IN THE 50 CENT CARDS BUT MUSSINA IS HONESTLY MUCH BETTER THAN MOST OF THE PLAYERS THAT WERE PURGED FROM THOSE BOXES


NOW WE HAVE ONE CARD EACH FROM THE 2007 AND 2008 UD MASTERPIECES SETS. BUCKY FUCKIN' DENT REPRESENTS '07 AND BRANDON WEBB IS FROM '08. THESE SETS ARE WONDERFUL AND I MANAGED TO COMPLETE BOTH BASE SETS WITH MUCH TROUBLE BACK IN THE DAY. THE 2007 SET IS COMPLETE COMPLETE, BUT 2008 ADDED 30 SHORT PRINTED CARDS IN ADDITION TO THE 90 CARD BASE SET JUST TO FUCK EVERYONE OVER. IT'S NOT SURPRISING THERE WAS NO 2009 UD MASTERPIECES SET AFTER THAT


ANOTHER GOOFY SET THAT JUST ISN'T DONE ANYMORE IS 2009 A PIECE OF HISTORY. ONE OF MANY BASEBALL PLAYER PLUS VAGUELY PATRIOTIC NON-SPORTS SUBJECTS HYBRID SETS RELEASED THAT DECADE, THIS ONE WAS NOT SUPER WELL RECEIVED AS I REMEMBER. THERE'S PROBABLY AN OLD POST OF MINE WHERE I'M GUSHING OVER IT IF YOU'RE WILLING TO DIG BUT I DON'T RECOMMEND IT. HERE WE HAVE THE EARTH AND A FLAG. AND A PINK FLAG AT THAT. NEEDLESS COLOR PARALLELS ARE SOMETHING THAT IS STILL DONE TODAY UNFORTUNATELY  


AN HONEST TO GOODNESS GOUDEY SHORT PRINT GOT INTO THE BOX TOO! THIS 2008 CARD MIMICKED 1933 SPORT KINGS BUT A DIFFERENT PRODUCT WAS CALLING ITSELF SPORTKINGS AT THE TIME SO CYNTHIA BECAME ROYALTY. WHILE THERE'S A TON OF SHORT PRINTS IN THE SET AND SOME SHORT PRINTS ARE SHORTER PRINTERED THAN OTHERS I FEEL LIKE COOPER HERE WAS ACTUALLY DOUBLE PRINTED AS I ALREADY HAVE THREE OF THIS CARD I PULLED FROM PACKS AND NOW HERE'S A FOURTH


CLOSING OUT THE PILE IS A HEALTHY STACK OF 2009 ALLEN & GINTER. A SET I COMPLETED MANY YEARS AGO, LOL


THE STACK INCLUDED FOUR OF THE INTERNATIONAL INSERT CARDS. ANOTHER SET I COMPLETED YEARS AGO LOL


THERE WERE FOUR SHORT PRINTS IN THERE THOUGH WHICH IS VERY NICE TO HAVE. THEY AIN'T WORTH NOTHIN, BUT STILL NICE 


WE'LL CLOSE THE POST OUT WITH STEVE WEIBE, THE KING OF KONG. I ALREADY HAVE A COUPLE OF THEM, BUT THIS CARD IS GREAT AND IT'S ALWAYS FUN TO SEE ONE

OH SHIT I FORGOT TO SHOW OFF THE FOUR CARDS FROM THIS MASSIVE PILE THAT I ACTUALLY NEEDED FROM MY WANTLISTS

I HAVE THE 2006 SET (MOSTLY) COMPLETE BUT THE UPDATE SET IS ANOTHER THING ALTOGETHER. I CAN ADD CESAR IZTURIS, RONNIE BELLIARD AND MARCUS THAMES TO THE TOPPS BOX NOW. WHILE I KNEW I HAD MANNY, JOSE REYES IS A SECOND SERIES CARD THAT I DID NOT PREVIOUSLY HAVE. KNOCKING OFF A CARD FROM AN INSERT WANTLIST IS GREAT!

THE NEXT - DEAR GOD HOW MANY IS IT, FORTY SOMETHING POSTS? OH BOY WHAT AM I GETTING INTO HERE. ANYWAY, THE NEXT RIDICULOUS NUMBER OF POSTS INVOLVES PILES OF WAY LESS CARDS EXCEPT FOR THE FINAL BATCH, WHICH IS GONNA BE A DOOZY. I'LL BE ALTERNATING TEAM POSTS AND FIFTY CENT REJECT POSTS WITH THE OCCASIONAL RANDOM CHAOS POST. I'LL PROBABLY KNOCK THEM OUT RELATIVELY QUICKLY AS I REALLY WANT TO GET THIS STUFF SORTED AND PUT AWAY SO I CAN STUFF MY OWN REJECT CARDS INTO A SHOEBOX AND USE THE MONSTER BOX FOR OTHER STUFF. UP NEXT THE FIRST TEAM SHALL BE:

THE METS