Election Clean Up Post.

We all have a good night sleep? We all get the political angst out of our system? Good. Gonna dig all those bad feeling up again because I was too lazy to finish up my posts last night. Here's all the states/cards I didn't get to.

Nevada - Obama

I pretty much had to post this one eventually.

Oregon - Obama

Damned Portland hippies voting for liberals.

Hawaii - Obama

ANOTHER home state for these jokers. Is Indonesia a home state too? Obama went to school there!

Colorado - Obama

Denver sure loves their Broncos

Virginia - Obama

Virginia is for lovers!

Florida - ???

They'll be counting votes till doomsday, here's a GPK.

Idaho - Romney

Insert Napoleon Dynamite joke here.

Alaska - Romney

I can see Russia from my house!

Yay! it's over!

Now time to fight over Clinton v Christie 2016!

270

Four more years for Barack Obama! The poor unlucky bastard!

FREE WELFARE, GAY MARRIAGE, ABORTIONS, MUSLIMISM, DEATH PANELS AND ATHEISM FOR EVERYONE!!!

OUR NATION'S FUTURE SUMMED UP ON ONE IMAGE

OHIO

RIPOMNEY

That's all she wrote, folks...

IOWA

Iowa goes for Obama!

You got trouble! Right here in River City! With a capital T and that rhymes with B and that stands for SOCIALISM!

Wait, no it doesn't... goddammit Harold Hill quit reading the Drudge Report.

WASHINGTON

Washington goes for Obama!

Fukkin hipsters ruining capitalism! Coffee beans don't grow on trees!

CALIFORNIA

BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE

If you didn't think California was going to Barry then you're smoking what this guy's smoking.

NORTH CAROLINA

North Carolina goes for Romney!

No health insurance? Just go to the Emergency room! They'll fix you right up!

(to be fair, getting zapped with a Martian disintegration ray is about as emergency as you can get)

ARIZONA

Arizona goes for Romney!

Navies? Who Needs 'em? Not Arizona!

MINNESOTA

Minnesota goes for Obama!

Of course if they elect that manic Bachmann again who really gives a shit...

NEW MEXICO

New Mexico goes for Obama!

Old Mexico would have voted for Mitt!

MONTANA

Montana goes for Romney!

Down with big government! Soldiers are government workers, right?

NEW HAMPSHIRE

New Hampshire goes for Obama!

Live free or die? YOU JUST ELECTED A KENYAN SOCIALIST TAX AND SPEND BULLS FAN!

UTAH

Utah goes for Romney!

Hooray! Romney won a home state! How many home states does he HAVE anyway??

Also: Beehive State. Of COURSE they like giant bugs.

WISCONSIN

Wisconsin goes for Obama!

How the hell do you elect Scott Walker and Barack Obama in the same year?! Get it together, cheeseheads!

LOUISIANA

Louisiana goes for Romney!

Kinda pissed at this one because I really wanted to post the Marty Gras Garbage Pail Kid. Like, A LOT.

MISSISSIPPI

Mississippi goes for Romney!

Mississippi loves the missys!

PENNSYLVANIA

Pennsylvania goes for Obama!

Aaaaaand the fat lady is warming up...

WASHINGTON DC

DC goes for Obama!

This was like, the very first state-like-thing called but you can never see it on the map so I missed it.

NEBRASKA

Nebraska goes for Romney!

All these posts are blurring together. I wonder how many times I got the candidate switched. Almost typed Obama on this one.

Oh, sorry. It's hard for me to keep making jokes about carnage. That guy's face is kinda funny though. Whoa! My biscuits are burining!

MICHIGAN

Michigan goes for Obama!

Romney wins his home state just like the Tigers won the World Series!

OH WAIT