KELLOGG'S!!!

I HAVEN'T POSTED IN A WHILE AND IT'S PROBABLY BECAUSE I TRIED TO EAT ALL THE DEVILED EGGS AT EASTER AND THEN PROCEEDED TO EAT ENTIRELY TOO MUCH HAM. THE HAM AND EGGS HAVE CLOUDED MY MIND AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS VEG AND WATCH BAD MOVIES AND PLAY BINDING OF ISSAC

SO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!

1982 KELLOGG'S GOOSE GOSSAGE

A GROWN-ASS MAN NAMED GOOSE!

NO CRACKS IN THE PLASTIC SO EITHER IT'S A FAKE OR I SHOPLIFTED IT IN A HAM FIT

BIO PARAGRAPH EXPOUNDING ON HIS GREAT FEATS OF STRENGTH WHILE HIS BODY WAS A BROKEN WRECK

LOOKIT THAT WISPY MUSTACHE. IT LOOKS LIKE A LENTICULAR ARTIFACT BUT IT'S THERE

NO SOCIAL MEDIA IN 1982 SO GOOSE'S GROUCHY OLD MAN TAKES COULDN'T RUIN YOUR DELICIOUS KELLOGG'S BREAKFAST!

THE DRAFT FOLDER IS PRETTY FULL SO ONCE I UN-HAM MY BRAIN YOU'LL START TO GET THE GOOD STUFF ON A MORE FREQUENT BASIS

AS LONG AS I DON'T LEARN HOW TO COOK HAMS LIKE MY MOM DOES, THEN IT'S HAM CITY, USA FOR ME. WOOOOOOOOOOOOO! HAM!