It's snowing.
In Georgia.
It's not allowed to snow in Georgia.
Especially since I didn't see the local news do their annual SNOWDEATHWATCH 2009 - CRISIS IN ATLANTA - BUY ALL THE MILK AND BREAD YOU CAN POSSIBLY CARRY AND WATCH CHANNEL 2 ACTION NEWS NOW OR YOU'RE ALL DOOOOOOOOOOMED
Now I have a half a gallon of milk, some stale hot dog buns and I'm watching a Spring Training game on MLB network. So now I'm doooomed. Thanks Local News Channel.In two months I'm going to be sweltering in 99 degree lows with 120% humidity, so Jack Frost needs to let me enjoy some mild weather for a few more weeks. Not this Snow/Rain (snain?) slushy monstrosity.
The worst part is I had an awesome 1991 Bowman football playoff card where the teams were playing in the snow all scanned and posted and ready to go for the inevitable "ZOMG SNOW" post and I looked for an hour and can't find the buggery bugger.Damn snow.
UPDATE: Found it!
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow....
5 comments:
That Jack Snow cards kicks way too much ass.
heh. heh.
welcome to it my friend. It's like -17 here right now.
Joe shed imaginary tear.
Whatevuh man. A little snow never hurt no body.
Unless you are driving around Atlanta. The it seems anything but a perfect day can bring out the momos in search of stale bread and quarts of milk for the shelter.
Enjoy the weather now. When I come down in August I am sure to be greeted by 103 and just under 120% humidity.
Ugh... Dayf I know your pain.
We were supposed to get snow here, but all we're getting is 50mph wind gusts... I've had to chase furniture on my back porch twice today.
I had to drive through Atlanta in ice one time... that SUCKED. All the bypasses were closed, it was 5 AM rush hour, an inch of ice on the ground and people still tried to drive 70mph. This was before I had my Subaru. I was trying to skate through ice in a 210hp rear wheel drive Thunderbird... I will never do that again.
Here in Boston the French Toast Alert (http://www.universalhub.com/french-toast) has become very popular. I always wondered exactly why we were all supposed to rush out for bread, milk and eggs.
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