All Night Owls, Vampires and Day Sleepers, Speak Now

I am now putting the finishing touches on a monster post that has taken me several hours to write. I planned to post it tomorrow morning, but if there is someone awake out there who would like to see it now, leave a comment here before I finish it and go to bed. Otherwise you'll have to wait 'till the morning like all the sane people who are sleeping right now. As a fellow insomniac, I'm more than willing to accommodate you as long as you let me know you're out there.