I feel like a total choad doing something this narcissistic, but sruchris' comment got me wondering if I could spot myself in a highlight. Then Night Owl started detectiving. I figured it would be better to waste a few minutes of my time to keep the readers from going on a wild dayf hunt. So now my incessant reminders that I had better seats at a game than you or anyone in your family will ever have is actually an unselfish benevolent service to humanity.
