ON THE EIGHTH DAY OF CARDMAS

MY HEADPHONES DIED AND I WISH IT WAS ME INSTEAD

LET'S OPEN A PACK TO DISTRACT MYSELF FROM THESE TINNY REPLACEMENT EARBUDS

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OH GOD THIS UTTER UTTER BULLSHIT

GET EVERYONE IN A BUYING FRENZY TO COMPLETE THEIR UPDATES & HIGHLIGHTS TRADED SET AND THEN FOIST THIS NONSENSE ON THEM WHERE TWO HERITAGE HIGH CARDS ARE REPLACED WITH SHIT YOU ALREADY HAVE. BUT YOU ALREADY BOUGHT 300 PACKS OF HERITAGE AND YOU'RE ONLY 72 SHORT PRINTS AWAY FROM THE SET SO YOU GOTTA BUY THIS TOO OR YOU'RE A BAD HERITAGE COLLECTOR. BEN HENRY WAS RIGHT, HERITAGE SHOULDA DIED AFTER THIS SET.

SHORT PRINTS 1:3 IS UTTER BULLSHIT GARBAGE CHICANERY SHENANIGANS
I HATE THIS. NOTHING GOOD WILL COME OF THIS PACK. I SHOULD TOSS IT IN THE BIN AND THROW THE BIN IN THE GARBAGE CAN AND THE GARBAGE CAN IN THE DUMPSTER AND SET THE DUMPSTER ON FIRE. WELL LET'S GET THIS OVER WITH

TROY PERCIVAL, RAYS LEGEND. MORE SAVES THAN ROLLIE, BRUCE AND GOOSE BUT 358 SAVES AND 7 BUCKS WILL GET YOU A CUP OF COFFEE FLAVORED CORN SYRUP AT STARBUCKS.

ROOKIE STAR CARD JUST IN TIME FOR DARRELL'S LAST YEAR IN THE BIGS. OH WAIT, THIS SET WAS RELEASED IN DECEMBER, TOO LATE. THANKS TOPPS

BRAVES TRADED SUPER PROSPECT WILSON BETEMIT FOR THIS GUY AND HE LITERALLY FELL OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH BEFORE ENDING UP WITH THE RAYS. THIS PACK IS NOTHING BUT PAIN

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ALL RIGHTY THEN

ANOTHER BRAVES SHORT-TIMER FROM THE DISMAL YEARS. WE ONLY GAVE UP A RULE-5 GUY FOR HIM THOUGH SO WHATEVS

AAAAY AN INSERT. OF A FUTURE ALL-STAR EVEN. HOWCOME HIS BASEBALL-REFERENCE PHOTO HAS HIM IN A DODGERS CAP WHEN HE NEVER GOT CALLED UP FROM OKLAHOMA CITY. SOMEONE SHOULD CLEAN THAT MESS UP

HEY IT'S WILSON, BRAVES SUPER PROSPECT. SOMETIME SUPER PROSPECTS TURN INTO DECENT BENCH PIECES. REMEMBER THAT THE NEXT TIME YOUR TEAM TRADES YOUR FAVORITE SUPER PROSPECT

REMEMBER WHEN THAT DUDE IMPERSONATED FERNANDO TATIS ON TWITTER AND USED HIS ILL-GOTTEN FAME TO TWEET OUT AMAZING MSPAINT ART

I MISS THOSE DAYS

OH GODDAMMIT IT'S A STUPID BLACK INK PARALLEL
I HATE THIS SET

TIL TOMORROW MY COW SQUEEZERS