JUST REALIZED RIGHT NOW I STARTED THIS THING A DAY EARLY BUT I'M GONNA PLAY IT OFF LIKE I DID IT ON PURPOSE BECAUSE I KNEW I'D SLACK OFF AND MISS A DAY. BECAUSE OF COURSE I DID I AM A GODDAMNED MASTER GENIUS AND I KNOW EVERYTHING AND I ALWAYS KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I'M DOING
I DON'T HAVE ANY FUCKING CLUE WHAT THE HELL THIS IS
MAYBE THE WEIRDEST OF ALL THE CAPS I HAVE IS THIS HOLOFOIL DINOSAUR PRINTED ON MATTE BLACK CARD STOCK THAT MOST RESEMBLES A STURDY PIECE OF CONSTRUCTION PAPER THAT IS AS THICK AS A RELIC CARD. THERE IS NO COMPANY OR COPYRIGHT INFO TO BE FOUND ANYWHERE AND THUS IS PRETTY UNGOOGLEABLE. IT SEEMS MOST LIKELY TO ME THAT THIS WAS EITHER INCLUDED IN SOME RANDOM MILK CAP PACKAGE THAT SCHOLASTIC PUT TOGETHER IN 1995 AND SOLD IN THOSE ADS YOU GOT IN 3RD GRADE TO TRY TO CASH IN ON THE FAD OR WAS SOMETHING YOUR GRANDMOTHER WOULD FIND IN A CRAFT STORE IN THE CLEARANCE SECTION. IF ANYONE HAS ANY REAL INFORMATION ON THIS THING I'D LOVE TO HEAR IT. THERE'S ONLY SO MANY COMBINATIONS ON HOLOFOIL DINOSAUR POG MILK CAP CIRCULAR GAME DISK MATTE BLACK CONSTRUCTION PAPER YOU CAN PUT INTO GOOGLE AND GET NO RESPONSE BEFORE IT GETS DISCOURAGING
SERIOUSLY. WHOLE THING IS ROUGH BLACK PAPER STRAIGHT THROUGH. NO GLOSS, NO LAYERS. MAYBE IT'S BLOTTER PAPER. MAYBE IF I THROW IT IN THE BATHTUB IT WILL GROW 8000% IN SIZE. I JUST DON'T KNOW HOW TO COMPREHEND THIS OBJECT BUT I LIKE IT
FOX NEWS THINKS DINOSAURS ARE A SATANIC PLOT SO LET'S PUT THIS ONE OVER ON THE OTHER TREE SO THEY DON'T GET PISSY ABOUT IT
2 comments:
Dang. If I like dinosaurs, does that mean I have to like Satan? I sure hope not. :D Happy holidays!
you don't necessarily have to like satan but our demon pal from day 4 could use a friend
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