and end up unemployed a week before Spring Training with my only two options being the Tigers, who already sent my replacement to the Yankees in a salary dump, and the Braves, who are pretty much just hanging out by the clearance bin waiting for me to be chucked into it. Of course my agent tells me there's a mystery team but for all I know it's the Brooklyn Cyclones. So I got that to look forward to instead of trying to repeat with the team I desperately want to play with. That's what I want when I grow up.
Mommas, don't let your babies grow up to be agents.... (Boras) DAAAAAAMMMMOOONNN!!!
