Insult to injury

It's bad enough that my Braves got skunked by the Marlins tonight, but the lousy station that broadcasts the games is playing country music instead of the postgame show, and my AM reception is terrible.

I got fed up and flipped to Album 88 to listen to some music and tonight's show is Cowtipper's Delight.

Guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh!

(Hi Mario! yeah I know, we suck. Tatiana should make bets with me instead of Astros fans)

Fear the Marlins

Watch out for those Marlins... They just got a new stadium deal, they haven't traded their most expensive player yet, and they are ready to compete in the NL East. Well, in 2012 maybe.

To celebrate they are organizing a new cheerleading team to root on the floundering fishies. Unfortunately, they are not recruiting down in South Beach, but more like Ft. Lauderdale. The Marlins are looking for a team of ten big fat men to dance and jiggle their team to Victory. I guess they miss Miguel Cabrera's little pudge since they traded him and want something to remind them of the glory days. The team will be called the Manatees and will get free tickets to the games they shake their money makers for the crowd. It's a damn shame I live so far away, I'd be a natural. The Marlins should check out YouTube for potential applicants.