RK-JM Justin "Mayhem"Miller Ring Kings
I don't know anything about Mixed Martial Arts. It's just something I never got into. If I want boxing, I'll watch boxing. If I want martial arts, I'll watch a kung fu movie. If I want violence and mayhem, I'll watch hockey. If I want two guys kicking the living crap out of each other, I'll watch They Live. I've just never seen the need to watch all of that at the same time. I don't know, maybe if I tried it, I'd like it. Sadly, it's a major scheduling hassle for me just to sit down and watch a few innings of the Braves on TV, so I doubt I'll be making time for MMA anytime soon.
That being said, now that I look into Mayhem Miller on the interwebs, this card is freaking awesome. Mainly because Jason Miller is completely out of his mind. He looks like a pretty good fighter (20-5-0 according to back of the card) but he's easily the best interview ever. Check out this insanity where he discusses Mormonism, evolution and the Flying Spaghetti Monster:All interviews should be like this. Maybe Jason can take over for Tim Russert on Meet The Press. It sure would make this crappy election a lot more fun. I'm clueless about the fighting, but the guy sure is a hell of an entertainer who even does his own web show thingy. I also like the Evil Cult Monkey logo. Not quite enough to pony up for the T-Shirt, but I approve of the concept of vampire monkeys in principle. When I originally pulled this card I wasn't too impressed, but now I know that it's way better than a swatch of a blouse off some actress. I just don't want to know where this bit of cloth came from. I really hope it's a shirt, but it's probably best not to think about it.
