arrrggghhh

Congratulations to U.S. Steel upon winning their 27th championship.

To commemorate this event, here is a poem by Robert S. Wieder originally published in the January, 1999 issue of Playboy.

If this terse rhyme, about our pastime

Seems a little cranky,

It's possibly because the writer

Hates the F&$%ing Yankees.

Yankees fans, whoop it up! Jeter's got one for the thumb. Everyone else, remember Linus Van Pelt's motto...

JUST WAIT TILL NEXT YEAR!!!

guuuuuh

Now, I like Andy Pettitte. He's a great pitcher who has proven his worth over a long and excellent career.

But if A-Fraud and The First Baseman Who Shall Not Be Named end up winning a World Series, I'm gonna cry.

So good job, Andy, and I hope you never win another World Series game as long as you live in this or any other universe.