Ethiopia Hero Haile Selassie
Jamaica Hero Marcus Garvey
Both of these dudes are big in the Rastafarian movement. Haile Selassie is really REALLY big in the Rastafarian movement. You know who else is big in the Rastafarian movement?
Yeaaaaaaah Peter Tosh. Peter needs a card too.
Iceland Hero Jon Sigurosson
This guy's like, George Washington of Iceland or something. It's Friday night. You don't need history lessons, you need music.
Hoax - Millard Fillmore bought a bathtub and Taft was too fat for it
H.L. Mencken, you big kidder.
The Cardiff Giant
Pretty much everybody involved with this mess was a big kidder.
One more song for a Friday night. Not from Cardiff, Might be Giants.