Oh wait, this is not an Officially ™ Licensed ® Major ℠ League € Baseball © Trading £ Card ℗ All Rights ¢ Reserved Pat. Pend. etc. etc. ಠ_ಠ
It is not actually possible to enjoy this card. You now, because it's not official.
So instead suffer through your day of unbearable pain, heartache and despair. Sorry 'bout that. Blame Daylight Savings time. (Or Collective Troll, who sent me the thing in the first place)
