Dear Lord, Topps is a bunch of friggin' geniuses. They've had us staring at a computer screen hitting F5 all night just for a shot at the world's largest stockpile of 1989 Topps cards. Richard McWilliam would kick his own grandpa in the junk if it would get collectors all riled up like this.
Please don't make me pull out the "You'll get nothing and LIKE it!" clip, Topps. Because I will go there.
1987 BIP ROBERTS AWAIT!