Oh goody. SportsCenter on cardboard.
Chien Ming Wang is from Taiwan, Upper Deck. I guess they all just look alike to you, Upper Deck , I SUPPOSE. What, Hideki Matsui was busy?
What the hell is this? Random All-Stars? I must figure this out. Let's see... Total Douche, Smilin' Douche, Not a Douche, King Kamehameha Dreadlocked Super Douchey Douche. Damn, Jim Thome screws the Douche theme all up. Wait! 500 Home Runs! Well that's not bad at all! I need to quit being so cynical. I wonder if fans back in the '40s thought these same things about Babe Ruth, Jimmie Foxx and Mel Ott?