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Tuesday, January 1, 2019

ON WHATEVER DAY OF CARDMAS THIS IS

I GOT THE BINDING OF ISAAC DLC AS A CHRISTMAS PRESENT FOR MYSELF AND AS A RESULT HAVE SPENT ALL MY FREE TIME TRYING TO BEAT GREED MODE WITH EVERY CHARACTER AND FAILING SPECTACULARLY AT THE DAILY CHALLENGE.


TIME 69TH AWWWW YEAH
OTHER RUNS HAVE NOT BEEN AS SUCCESSFUL
I'VE HAD TO UNINSTALL STEAM SO I CAN TYPE NONSENSE ABOUT BASEBALL CARDS FOR FIVE MINUTES

TWELVE CARD PACKS ARE BORING SO HERE'S 6 PACKS FEATURING TWELVE CARDS FOR THE TWELFTH DAY OF CARDMAS EVEN THOUGH IT'S LIKE THE 19TH DAY NOW. i'M NOT DIGGING UP ANY MORE PACKS TO FILL OUT THE POST SO ENJOY THESE ONES ANYWAY

UNKNOWN HARRY POTTER CHOCOLATE FROG PACK CARD


AM COMPLETELY SICK OF THE BOOKS AND WISH PEOPLE WOULD MAYBE PICK UP A DISCWORLD NOVEL FOR A CHANGE OF PACE. AT ONE POINT THOUGH I READ EM ALL AND STOOD IN LINE AT MIDNIGHT FOR MY OPPORTUNITY TO FATTEN JK'S BANK ACCOUNT AND BOUGHT ALL THE OVERPRICED TCHOTCHKES LIKE A SMALL PIECE OF FROG SHAPED CHOCOLATE FLAVORED FOOD PRODUCT AND A TRADING CARD FOR LIKE FOUR BUCKS. LUCKILY I GOT THIS LENTICULAR CARD OF GOTH ICON SEVERUS SNAPE FIGHTING A PURPLE SNAKE. LATER ON HE KILLS DUMBLEDORE, NORMAN IS HIS OWN MOM, BRUCE WILLIS IS DEAD THE WHOLE TIME AND ROSEBUD IS A SLED. ROWLING SHOULD HAVE CUT SOME OF THAT STUFF OUT OF THE 7TH BOOK IT WAS WAY TOO LONG. THE PACK IS CLEAR SO I CAN JUST SCAN IT UNOPENED AND I AIN'T TAKING IT OUT AND YOU CAN'T MAKE ME


2013 GARBAGE PAIL SERIES TWO DOLLAR TREE PACK


GOOD OL CHEAP GPK PACKS. MY SAVIOR WHEN DOLLAR TREE IS OUT OF THE THIRTY FOR A BUCK JUNK WAX BASEBALL PACKS. I HAVE TO ADMIT I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE BUT KUDOS ON THE FOOD PUN


THIS JOKE I GET. CUT THE CHEESE. AAAAAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. FARTS

FOOD JOKE HOT PACK WITH BRAINS BONUS. GRAPES ARE NOW TEN THOUSAND PERCENT MORE DISGUSTING

AND HERE WE ARE. THE MOST HORRIFYINGLY DETAILED GARBAGE PAIL KID ART I'VE EVER SEEN. MAKES JUNJI ITO LOOK LIKE HELLO FUCKING KITTY. TWISTED INDEED


TWO CONNECTING PUZZLE PIECES! FUCK YEAH! WITH MORE BONUS BRAINS!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! HIPPIES MAKE ADAM BOMB SAD. THIS IS WHY TRUMP WON. WELL, THAT AND ALL OF THE DIRTY CRIIIIIIIMES


HERE'S A CERTIFICATE FOR THE FURRY IN YOUR LIFE. THESE ALWAYS REMINDED ME OF MAD MAGAZINE WHICH IS APPROPRIATE SINCE A BUNCH OF THE ARTISTS WHO PAINTED GPKS CONTRIBUTED TO THE MAGAZINE. DIG THOSE CRAZY MARGINS


2017 MCDONALD'S POKEMON

ANOTHER CLEAR PACK I NEVER BOTHERED TO OPEN. BUT THIS TIME THERE'S SOME SUSPENSE!!! UNLESS YOU SCROLLED TOO FAR, THEN YOU KNOW IT'S A DIGLETT

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DAMMIT


SPARKLY ALOLAN DIGLETT WITH SPECIAL SPELUNK MOVE. THOUGHT ABOUT BUYING SPELUNKY ON STEAM WHILE IT'S ON SALE BUT I'D JUST END UP PLAYING BINDING OF ISAAC FOR 400 MORE HOURS WHILE IT SAT UNLOVED IN MY LIBRARY. I WISH I WAS PLAYING ISAAC NOW INSTEAD OF WRITING ABOUT VIDEO GAME TRADING CARDS. BUT I DIGRESS. THESE CARDS WERE INCLUDED IN HAPPY MEAL TOYS, MY KIDS TOOK THE TOYS AND THREW THE CARDS ASIDE SO I SNAGGED EM. THE KIDS WANTED COOL POKEMON AND GOT THE BATTERY BUGS INSTEAD. BZZZZZT! NO SYLVEON FOR YOU!

THIS CARD IS PERFECTLY MINT EXCEPT FOR THE BIG DIVOT RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE WHERE THE TOY SQUASHED IT



2012 PANINI PRIZM

REMEMBER WHEN THESE APPEARED AND WE WERE ALL ARGUING ABOUT WHETHER THEY WERE BETTER OR WORSE THAN CHROME AND NOW WE'RE ALL RAIDING TARGET CHASING LUKA DONCIC MULTICOLOR PRIZMFRACTORS TO FLIP SO WE CAN AFFORD THE MORTGAGE THIS MONTH. GOOD TIMES. THIS PACK WAS A BUCK AT THE NO-LONGER-EXISTING CARD SHOP IN ALPHARETTA


GREG MADDUX ATLANTA BASEBALL CLUB HELLZ YEAH
I HAVE THAT EXACT BRAVES HAT. GOT IT FOR 3 BUCKS AT WAL-MART. LOVE WEARING THE SAME EQUIPMENT AS THE PROS

THE BACKS ARE AS SPARSE AS THE FRONT DELIGHTFULLY MINIMALIST. PANINI CAN'T DESIGN A DECENT CARD WORTH SHIT ALWAYS HAVE A CLASSIC, DISTINCTIVE DESIGN THAT LET YOU KNOW IMMEDIATELY THAT THIS IS A PANINI PRODUCT. AT LEAST THEY DON'T CURL UP LIKE PRINGLES LIKE THAT TOPPS CRAP I JUST LOVE MODERN BASEBALL CARDS AND I HOPE ALL THIS POSITIVITY GETS ME SOME FREE STUFF OR AT LEAST SOME CASH HELPS TO GROW OUR AMAZING HOBBY

OH MY GOD A ROOKIE CARD. DOES CHROME STILL HAVE THOSE? ARE THERE ANY CHROME CARDS OTHER THAN THE AUTOGRAPHS? DO THEY EVEN COUNT AS CARDS IF THEY AREN'T GRADED BY PSA OR BECKETT? NORI AOKI IS BACK WITH THE YAKULT SWALLOWS WHICH IS THE SAME TEAM BOB HORNER PLAYED FOR SO THIS CARD IS AWESOME AND I'M KEEPING IT MUCH TO THE DISAPPOINTMENT OF ALL 47 BREWER COLLECTORS I KNOW


SO TOPPS IS PRINTING CARDS OF THIS GUY NOW. TOO BAD. WE NEED A LITTLE WEIRDNESS IN THE HOBBY. DUDE'S NOW A NATIONAL AS WELL SO NOTHING LASTS FOREVER


FAB FIVE FREDDY! THIS IS THE BEST PACK OF PRIZM EVER. SUCH A GLORIOUS MONOCHROMATIC PACK OF SILVERY GOODNESS.

WAIT, NO, I DIDN'T GET A SHINY REFRIZMPRACTOR. EVERYTHING SUCKS. LET'S GET TO THE GOOD STUFF


2009 TOPPS HERITAGE HIGH NUMBER SERIES BUYBACK PACK

I DON'T KNOW HOW I WAS ABLE TO AFFORD THIS IN 2009 [CENSORED] BUT I GOT MY HANDS ON IT SOMEHOW BECAUSE I LOVE THAT COLORFUL 1960 DESIGN. THE KIDS PROBABLY WENT WITHOUT FOOD FOR A COUPLE WEEKS BUT THEY SURVIVED. WHAT BEAUTIFUL HORIZONTAL GOODNESS MARRED BY SHINY FOIL WILL WE SEE OUT OF THIS LOVELY ILL GOTTEN PACK


VERTICAL COACHES, NOT HORIZONTAL PLAYER. YELLOW AND BLUE IS STILL COLORFUL THOUGH AND LOOK AT THAT MAJESTIC TIGER ROAR. THE FOIL LOGO IS NOT SLAPPED ON ANYONE'S FACE EITHER, A RARITY FOR TOPPS ON MULTI-PLAYER BUYBACK CARDS


HALL OF FAMER ON A BUYBACK CARD. LUKE ON A TIGERS CARD HAS GOTTA DRIVE WHITE SOX FANS A LITTLE NUTS. FERRICK WON A WORLD SERIES WITH THE YANKS AND HITCHCOCK WAS THE BRAVES MANAGER FOR A COUPLE YEARS. THIS CARD IS GREAT, I SHOULD PROBABLY PUT IT IN MY 1960 BINDER

ARGH I ALREADY HAVE IT

NOTTAFINGA

LAST PACK, I NEED A WIN HERE



KABAYA SUPER CAT NAMENNAYO

IF THIS AIN'T A WIN THEN NOTHING IS

GOT THIS PACK FROM FUJI IN SOME SORT OF CONTEST ABOUT 100 YEARS AGO. I DON'T THINK I WON THE CONTEST BUT I'M PRETTY SURE I WHINED ENOUGH TO GET THIS PACK ANYWAY. THAT SURE WAS A BIG RED FLAG ABOUT MY MENTAL STATE THAT EVERYONE IGNORED, NOW I'M SCREAMING ABOUT TRADING CARD PACKS. TOTALLY WORTH IT THOUGH LOOKIT THAT BIKER CAT ON THE WRAPPER SO CUTE OH MY GOD


I CAN'T READ ANY OF THIS BESIDES THE NUTRITION FACTS ABOUT THE SUPERFLUOUS STICK OF GUM ADDED TO THE PACK. NO IDEA WHEN THIS WAS MADE, WHO MADE IT, WHY DOES THIS EXIST, WHERE CAN I GET MORE, HOW CAN I RAISE MONEY TO BUY ALL OF THESE CARDS. I CAN SEE FROM THE PICTURES THAT THESE CARDS ARE DRIVER'S LICENCES FOR CATS. I WONDER IF TOONCES IS A SUPER SHORT PRINT

LET'S LOOK AT THE CARD


OH MY GOD

AMERICA FUCK YEAH

THIS IS THE MOST ADORABLEST SHIT EVER

AAAAAAHHH

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I DIED. I AM NOW DEAD

RIP ME, DEAD OF CUTE


BLOGGING ABOUT CUTE CATS FROM THE GRAVE

OH CRAP, i FORGOT TO MSPAINT THE TREE


YAY I FINISHED SOMETHING I STARTED
HOPE YOU ENJOYED IT, YELL AT ME IN THE COMMENTS IF YOU WANT ME TO DO MORE OF THIS STUPID SHIT IN 2019

HAPPY NEW YEAAAAAAAAAR EVERYBODY

5 comments:

Nachos Grande said...

I mean, you gotta do more in 2019. Good times! Happy New Year!

Fuji said...

I was wondering when you were gonna post that pack and its contents. One of my biggest hobby regrets is not buying all of these when I saw them back in the day. But I appreciate you showing off this beauty today. It's one helluva way to kick off 2019! Happy New Year!

P-town Tom said...

pls post more pics of cute killa biker catz

defgav said...

Amazing series! Yes, hope you keep up blogging in 2019.

wallace said...

You took a good picture. I think it's great.
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