ON THE TWELFTH DAY OF AD-MAS

IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE, I BUSTED MY ASS ON THAT PPOST YESTERDAY AND IT'S TIME FOR ME TO RELAX. HERE'S MY ALL-TIME FAVORITE AD FROM ONE OF MY FAVORITE COMICS

HOWARD THE DUCK #15 AUGUST 1977

THIS SHIT IS POSITIVELY INFAMOUS. THE SIREN SONG OF A VILLAIN NAMED DOCTOR BONG IN A HOWARD THE DUCK COMIC OF ALL THINGS HAS SURELY BEEN ROUNDLY MOCKED ALL OVER THE INTERNET BY NOW. DUCKS AND BONGS, IT'S A PERFECT STORM OF RIDICULOUS. WELL I SAY TO YOU, THE UNWASHED RUBE, THAT YOU KNOW NOTHING OF RIDICULOUS. THIS COMIC ALSO HAS A CONCRETE SWAN, A MAN-DUCK, CASUAL CANNIBALISM AND A SEA SERPENT WEARING A TOP HAT. NOT ONLY THAT BUT THE SEA SERPENT HAS A BUILT IN ORGASM BUTTON. HOLY SHIT I LOVE THIS COMIC SO MUCH. DAMN YOU GEORGE LUCAS FOR FUCKING UP HOWARD THE DUCK. DAMN YOU DISNEY FOR VINDICATING GEORGE LUCAS. I TOO FEEL I AM TRAPPED IN A STUPID WORLD I NEVER MADE

HERE IT IS. THE BEST COMIC ADVERTISEMENT EVER MADE. DR. J DUNKING THE FUCK OUT OF A SPALDING RUBBER BASKETBALL TO SHUT UP THAT SMARTASS KID WHO PROBABLY USES SHITASS SLIPPERY VINYL BALLS. ALL DRAWN BY JACK FREAKING DAVIS. JUST LOOK AT THAT SLAM DUNK PANEL. LEONARDO. REMBRANDT. VERMEER. RUEBENS, VELAZQUEZ, MANET, GOYA, VAN GOGH. MONET, DEGAS, MATISSE, MODIGLIANI, PICASSO, DALI, BOB ROSS. AIN'T NONE OF 'EM GOT SHIT ON JACK DAVIS. ALSO RICK BARRY IS THERE TOO I GUESS. AND IF YOU ALREADY HAVE THE DR. J BALL (AND WHY WOULDN'T YOU), YOU ALSO HAVE THE CHOICE OF WILT CHAMBERLAIN, PISTOL PETE AND ERNIE DIGREGORIO. OR THAT RICK GUY I GUESS. JUST BUY MORE DR. J RUBBER BASKETBALLS. THAT'S ALL YOU NEED IN LIFE REALLY