8TH SEED GAMES ARE PLAYING WHILE I WRITE THIS SO THERE'S PROBABLY GOING TO BE ONE OR TWO TEAMS ON HERE GETTING BOUNCED BEFORE I POST. I'M LESS GRUMPY TONIGHT THOUGH SO I MIGHT NOT BE AS CAUSTIC WITH THE TOP TEN. EXCEPT FOR YOUR FAVORITE TEAM, GAWD THEY SUUUUUUUCK. OK NUMBER TEN LET'S GO
#10 CHARLOTTE HORNETS
1992-93 Fleer Muggsy Bogues
ANOTHER SOUTHEAST DIVISION RIVAL. THEY'RE A PAIN IN MY ASS USUALLY BUT THEY'VE SUCKED FOR A WHILE AND THERE'S PLENTY OF OTHER MORE ANNOYING TEAMS OUT THERE. A HEARTY MEH FOR A PLAY-IN TEAM. AT LEAST THEY'RE NOT CALLED THE BOBCATS ANYMORE
#9 LOS ANGELES CLIPPERS
1973-74 Topps Bob Kauffman
WHAT A TRAINWRECK. MOST CURSED FRANCHISE MAYBE IN ANY LEAGUE. CURSED BY BUFFALO, CURSED BY SAN DIEGO, CURSED BY STERLING, CURSED BY KAHWI. CURSES ALL THE WAY DOWN. AND THEY ALREADY GOT WREKT BY THE WARRIORS SO NOW IT'S DO OR DIE AND HAND A LOTTERY PICK TO THE THUNDER. WHAT AN UNGODLY MESS. I WANT LOS ANGELES TEAMS TO LOSE BUT NOT LIKE THIS
#8 PHILADELPHIA 76ERS
1996-97 Topps Jerry Stackhouse
DAMN, TRAE YOUNG REALLY DESTORYED THIS FRANCHISE, EH. I'VE ALWAYS KINDA LIKED THE SIXERS. THEY GOT DOCTOR J, MOSES MALONE, CHARLES BARKLEY, ALLEN IVERSON, LOTS OF COOL PLAYERS IN THEIR HISTORY. JOEL EMBIID IS AWESOME TOO AAAAAAND HE'S OUT FOR THE PLAYOFFS AGAIN. HOW MANY CURSES ARE ON THIS LEAGUE. DID ADAM SILVER ANNOY A WARLOCK OR SOMETHING
#7 HOUSTON ROCKETS
1994 Sports Illustrated for Kids Hakeem Olajuwon
THE FIRST TEAM ON THE LIST I DON'T HATE THAT HAS A LEGIT CHANCE AT A TITLE THIS YEAR. THEY'VE GOT A SOLID SQUAD OF GOOD YOUNG PLAYERS. AND KEVIN DURANT. IF THEY GET BOAT RACED BY THE SPURS OR THUNDER WE CAN BLAME THE DURANT CURSE. BUT IF THEY GO ALL THE WAY IT'S 100% BECAUSE OF OLD FRIEND CLINT CAPELA
#6 DETROIT PISTONS
1972-73 Topps Willie Norwood
THE CUNNINGHAMS. ANOTHER GOOD YOUNG TEAM WITH AN MVP CANDIDATE THIS TIME. THESE GUYS WERE SO BAD JUST TWO YEARS AGO IT'S NICE TO SEE THAT A FRANCHISE CAN TURN THINGS AROUND WITH SOME HARD WORK AND A DRAFT LOTTERY WIN. DETROIT DESERVES SOME NICE THINGS FOR ONCE
#5 DENVER NUGGETS
1986-87 Fleer Dan Shayes
NIKOLA JOKIC IS ADORABLE. HE'S LIKE IF ANDRE THE GIANT WAS A POINT GUARD. THEY RECENTLY WON A CHAMPIONSHIP BUT I WOULDN'T HATE IT IF THEY DID IT AGAIN. NO MORE AFTER THAT THOUGH. NO MORE FUCKIN DYNASTIES. I LIKE SEEING ABA TEAMS HAVING SUCCESS
#4 PORTLAND TRAILBLAZERS
1997-98 Skybox Metal Universe Kelvin Cato
THE BLAZERS ARE COOL AND THEY HAVEN'T WON A TITLE SINCE THE 70S SO HELL YEAH I'M ROOTING FOR THEM. COULDN'T TELL YA ONE PLAYER ON THE ROSTER THOUGH. CLYDE DREXLER? BILL WALTON? IS DAME LILLARD BACK? OH WAIT VIT KREICI GOT TRADED THERE FOR MAGIC BEANS. WIN ONE FOR VIT!
#3 ATLANTA HAWKS
1995-96 Fleer Metal Mookie Blaylock
I'M MAD AT THE HAWKS. THEY HAD A GREAT OFFSEASON THEN EVERYBODY GOT HURT AND THEY STUNK SO THEY TRADED HALF THE TEAM INCLUDING MY FAVORITE PLAYER AND THEN AS SOON AS I COMPLETELY CHECK OUT ON THE TEAM THEY GO ON AN INSANE TEAR AT THE END OF THE SEASON TO GET IN THE PLAYOFFS. PLAYOFFS THEY WILL IMMEDIATELY GET BOUNCED OUT OF BECAUSE THE MAGIC CRIPPLED OUR BACK UP CENTER. WHY DID I SPORTS. HAWKS HAVE A GOOD CORE BUT MY SOUL HAS DIED AND I HAVE NO FAITH THEY WILL WIN ANYTHING EVER. IF THEY FUCK AROUND AND WIN IT ALL IT WILL BE SOLELY TO SPITE ME
#2 MINNESOTA TIMBERWOLVES
1996-97 Skybox Z-Force Kevin Garnett
ANTHONY EDWARDS IS MY FAVORITE PLAYER NOW I GUESS?? I CAN'T WATCH OR LISTEN TO ANY OF THE GAMES BUT I GET TO SEE ANT MAN THROW DOWN A DUNK ON HIGHLIGHTS EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE. THE WOLVES HAVE BEEN DREADFUL THEIR ENTIRE EXISTENCE SO IT'S FUN TO ROOT FOR AN UNDERDOG. THEY'LL NEVER GET PAST THE OKLAHOMA/SAN ANTONIO BUZZSAW BUT IT'S STILL FUN TO ROOT FOR EM
#1 SAN ANTONIO SPURS
WHAT FOR I ROOT FOR A TEAM WITH A LEGIT DYNASTY? I'M SUPPOSED TO BE A HIPSTER WHO ONLY BACKS LOSERS! I'VE LOVED THE SPURS SINCE ARTIS GILMORE AND THEY REWARDED ME WITH FIVE RINGS WHILE THE HAWKS WERE AT THEIR DERPIEST. THEY MIGHT END UP GOING ON ANOTHER TEAR BUT WHO CARES, WEMBY'S A MONSTER AND I LOVE MONSTERS.
THANKS FOR JOINING ME IN MY BASKETBALL INDUCED NERVOUS BREAKDOWN. LET THE PAIN, I MEAN THE PLAYOFFS BEGIN!!!
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