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Showing posts with label Rays. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Rays. Show all posts

Wednesday, January 10, 2024

BIRTHDAY BOOLSHEET BLASTER: PART 11 - RAYS

 HERE'S THE FIRST TEAM IN THE BULLSHIT BOX THAT DIDN'T EXIST WHEN THE 1987 TOPPS TRADED SET CAME OUT SO WE WILL HAVE TO MOVE STRAIGHT ON TO THE 2002 TOPPS CARDS. THEY ALSO DIDN'T EXIST DURING THE JUNK WAX ERA SO THIS PILE IS SIGNIFICANTLY SMALLER THAN MOST OF THE OTHERS AT ONLY 33 CARDS. THE LACK OF QUANTITY ISN'T QUITE REPLACED BY QUALITY BUT LIKE THE LAST BRAVES POST YOU WILL GET TO SEE ALL THE CARDS


OVER TWO-THIRDS OF THE RAYS PILE WAS 2002 TOPPS BUT ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, I GOT THE FIRST COMPLETE TEAM SET OUT OF THE BOX. THERE'S NOT MUCH IN THERE, GREG VAUGHN, BEN GRIEVE AND MAYBE MANAGER HAL MCRAE ARE PROBABLY THE HIGHLIGHTS BUT A COMPLETE TEAM SET IS A COMPELTE TEAM SET

2002 TOPPS COUNT: 108/718


LOOKING AT MY 2003 TOPPS WANTLIST I REALIZE ALMOST EVERY CARD IS A BRAVE, AND NOW I'M PERTURBED I GOT NO 2003 CARDS IN THAT BRAVES LOT. I COULD EASILY COMPLETE THE BASE AND TRADED SET IF I GOT MY ACT TOGETHER, THAT MAY BE PUT ON THE 2024 GOALS LIST


YES! GIVE ME ALL THE SKYBOX METALS. ESTBAN YAN IS ON MY WANTLIST. I SHOULD HAVE KEPT A RUNNING COUNT OF ALL THE CARDS I ACTUALLY NEEDED OUT OF THIS BOX BUT IT'S PROBABLY STILL IN SINGLE DIGITS OTHER THAN THE 1987 TRADEDS. I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY FLEER DECIDED TO DITCH THE COMIC BOOK BACKGROUND GIMMICK ONLY TO REPLACE IT WITH A DESIGN THAT HAD TO BE WAY HARDER TO PRODUCE WITH A DIFFERENT LAST NAME TO EMBOSS ON EVERY CARD  


EARLY 00S UPPER DECK MEANS I GET TO CHECK THE WANTLISTS AGAIN! IT ALSO MEANS I NEED TO GOOGLE THE DESIGN TO FIGURE OUT WHAT YEAR THIS IS. LOOKS LIKE THIS CARD IS FROM 2002 AND.... I GOT IT. I SHOULD PROBABLY RECONSIDER IF I'M ACTUALLY COLLECTING A SET IF I CAN'T RECOGNIZE THE DESIGN AT FIRST GLANCE


NOW WILSON ALVAREZ I KNOW IS A 2001 CARD BECAUSE I ALWAYS CONFUSE THAT DESIGN WITH THE 2006 SET BUT WHEN I SEE THE LAST LINE OF STATS ON THE BACK IS 2000 I REMEMBER. IN THIS CASE THE STAT LINE IS 1999 BECAUSE WILSON WAS INJURED AND DIDN'T PITCH IN 2001. OR 2002 FOR THAT MATTER. BUT LET'S CHECK THE WANTLIST! DO I NEED THE CARD? NO... NO I DON'T. ANY OF YOU OUT THERE COLLECTING THESE SETS ARE GOING TO HAVE A BALL ONE DAY WHEN I GIVE UP AND DUMP ALL MY UPPER DECK CARDS 


FLEER ULTRA CARDS ALWAYS LOOK NICE AND THIS PHOTO OF BEN HACKING AT A PITCH IS PRETTY EXCEPTIONAL. DUE TO A WATER LEAK CATASTROPHE I WILL NEVER ATTEMPT TO COLLECT ANY OF THESE SETS BUT I DO STILL APPRECIATE THEM. I'M JUST NOTICING NOW THAT THE STAT LINE INCLUDES ON BASE PERCENTAGE AND SLUGGING ALONG WITH THE BATTING AVERAGE. THAT SEEMS PRETTY FORWARD THINKING FOR 2002, I WONDER IF THAT'S ABOUT WHEN THE STATHEAD INTERNET CROWD REALLY STARTED TAKING OFF


OUR PACIFIC RED RUBY PARALLEL CARD FOR THE DAY IS MIGUEL CAIRO GIVING THE HARD TAG TO JOE GIRARDI. GOOD FOR YOU MIGUEL. THIS IS THE TRUE BEAUTY OF CRAPOLA BOXES, YOU ALWAYS FIND THESE TINY HIDDEN GEMS WITH COOL PHOTOS YOU'D NEVER SEE OTHERWISE


THE BACK OF THIS CARD STATES THAT LEE'S NICKNAME IS BULLDOG AND YES, I QUITE AGREE THIS IS A VERY BULLDOGGY CARD. LEE PITCHED IN THE BIGS FOR FOUR SEASONS AND HAD A FANTASTIC YEAR OUT OF THE BULLPEN FOR THE MARLINS IN 2007. AFTER TWO STRAIGHT POSTS WITH ROYAL ROOKIES IN THEM I REALLY THINK I'M COMPLETELY DONE WITH THAT SET. APOLOGIES IF YOU WERE LOOKING FORWARD TO THE DIAMONDBACKS MINOR LEAGUE PLAYERS BUT UNLESS MIGUEL CABRERA INEXPLICABLY SHOWS UP IN THE MARLINS PILE THIS IS THE LAST ROYAL ROOKIE I CAN STAND

THUS ENDETH THE FIRST ROW OF CARDS IN THE BOX. YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS  - NEXTPOST YOU WILL BE TREATED TO A BIG PILE OF RANDOM GARBAGE USED TO PAD OUT THE BOX. SOME CRAZY STUFF AWAITS!

Friday, March 5, 2010

MINIONS!!!!!



This post was originally going to be to order you all to send your 2010 Upper Deck cards to a douche at MLB Properties, but like Thorzul's original idea, plans changed at the last minute. Don't get me wrong, we all still need to Bip the hell out of that ass, but more important things have arisen.

TROLL'S CARDS GOT JACKED

Some jackass swiped all of The Collective Troll's favorite cards. Now shit happens, life isn't fair and we all fuck up and pay for it every once in a while. It happens to everyone. That's not the point. What's really important is how we react when something like this happens to someone else be it a friend or a stranger. The guy who swiped the cards may have sold them off already, or is sitting on them waiting for the heat to die down or got spooked and trashed them. Hell, he might be an evil Anti-Dayf and swiped them to add to a massive collection. Now, Bacon may never see any of those cards again, but that doesn't mean we can't replace some of them.

This is a fact:

EVERY SINGLE PERSON READING THIS BLOG HAS A RAYS CARD SOMEWHERE THAT THEY DON'T NEED.

Unless you're reading from Afghanistan or the middle of the Amazon or are a minimalist or an ascetic and gave away all your worldly possessions or are a heroin addict and came to this blog by a Google search accident, you probably have a whole bunch of cards somewhere. You don't like the Rays, who likes the Rays? Even with Longoria and a World Series berth, there just ain't that many Rays fans out there. And if you ARE a Rays fan, then I bet you have a whole crapload of rays and at least a few have to be doubles.

FIND THOSE RAYS

SEND THEM TO TROLL

YOUR MASTER COMMANDS IT

Here's my first contribution:



I picked this up at the flea market a couple of years ago because it looked cool and was really cheap. I don't care about Ben Zobrist, but Troll might appreciate it. so it's going to Troll. If you have Rays you want to send to Troll, e-mail him and tell him. If he gets all bashful and doesn't respond, e-mail me. I'll get him your Rays even if you have to send 'em to me first and I have to hop on 75 South and hand deliver them. I enjoy reading Troll's 8,000-word posts too much to see something like this knock him down.

Don't let the theiving jerk win. We can turn this:


Into this:


Now Minions... GO!!!!!

Monday, October 13, 2008

Retro Rays

I don't have my Card of the Week ready for you all tonight, so here's something I do have ready.

The 2008 AL East Champion Tampa Bay Rays Lineup in Retro Style Cards:

Leadoff: Akinori Iwamura 2B

2008 Goudey mini

2nd: B. J. Upton CF

2005 Cracker Jack

3rd: Carlos Pena 3B

2008 Allen & Ginter

Clean Up: Evan Longoria 3B

2006 Bowman Heritage Prospects

5th: Carl Crawford LF

2005 Turkey Red black parallel

6th: Cliff Floyd DH

2002 Topps206 Polar Bear mini

7th: Dioner Navarro C

2004 Cracker Jack

8th: Rocco Baldelli RF

2003 Topps205

9th: Jason Bartlett SS

2008 Topps Heritage

RHP: James Shields

2007 Topps Heritage

LHP: Scott Kazmir

2006 Allen & Ginter