And now, an ape riding a horse.

That is all.

OMG

i have no words for the joy i feel

ok I feel better now

I think I have to threaten to quit the blog every few months in order to feel good about posting stuff to it. Psyching myself out, so to speak. Maybe I'm just deranged. Have some Ponies!

There's a reason for the juxtaposition of these two cards but I'll keep quiet because [spoilers]. In other news, the Star Series Blindbags finally got stocked at Wal-Mart. yay.

Happy Nightmare Night!

Time to go out and get some candy! But don't let Nightmare Moon get you!

Better dress up in a costume to fool her!

Maybe Batmare or Harrison Foal! I dressed up as a middle age guy trying to keep up with his daughter as she cut through people's yards. I was apparently too pathetic for Nightmare Moon to gobble up.

But make sure you get the candy!!!

And try to get there before Pinkie does! It's a miracle that there's any candy left in the whole town...

And if Pinkie gets there first and there's no more candy? Well, it's time for some tricks, see...

BUT NO TRICKING PRINCESS LUNA. She's nice now and this holiday always makes her a little edgy. Remember, she's as powerful as her sister and she'll send yo ass to the Sun if you aren't careful.

Also, don't bother going to Fluttershy's house. She does NOT like Nightmare night and she does not have any candy. After that assertiveness seminar she took, she'll also kick you in the face if you cross her. She likes Dia de los Muertos though, so invite her over tomorrow for a sugar skull.

Have fun on Nightmare Night everyone!

Oh well...

Looks like we're about to get 100% ponies until April!

SHEEEEEEES HEEEEEERE

TRIXIE'S IN MAH BLOG

GUARDIN' MAH HEYWARDZ

Kris Medlen is Best Pony

Pastry Ponies

Have some Cakes.

 Left to right: Pound, Carrot, Cup and Pumpkin.

I've kinda maybe watched this episode three times tonight. 

Joy of a complete set

Because collecting should be FUN.

I hope all you guys chasing bat knobs at $100+ a pack are having as much fun as I am...

Set completed with assistance from McCann Can Triple and Mark A. with another offer from Adam E.

A Trading Card Rarity

What? You expected something different from this blog?

I'm doomed.

My Little Pony trading cards.

Coming out in July from EnterPlay.



Yep, I'm doomed.

Old School Heritage and New School Ponies - Part 3

YOU CANNOT RESIST THE PONY

YOU PROBABLY CANNOT RESIST THE VINTAGE

Who da heck is Bob Allison? I'm glad I asked!

He was a star for the Senators/Twins!
He was the Rookie of the Year in 1959!
He hit 30 or more homers three times!
He hit 29 homers a couple of other seasons!
His batting average wasn't all that great but he could draw walks and had a good OBP!
He was an All-Star 3 times!
He was a dang good player and shouldn't be relegated to the common box!

That would make a good game... Everyone gets 10 bucks and they have to build the best team with that cash from vintage bargain boxes. Winner takes all. Vintage card rotisserie... I should patent that.

SUPA TOOSDAYE

See this?

Do you want this to happen? Do you want this to NOT happen? Do you have an opinion at all and happen to be a citizen of the United States over 18 years of age registered to vote and not residing in Iowa, New Hampshire, South Carolina, Florida, Nevada, Colorado, Minnesota, Missouri, Maine Arizona, Michigan, Wyoming or Washington?

THEN GO OUT AND VOTE YOU SLACKASSES!!!

There are primaries going on all over the goddamn place and the Republicans have absolutely no friggin' clue who the hell they want as their nominee and even if you don't give a crap about who becomes President your congressional representatives are most likely in a primary race and the way they've been reaming us all up the azz without the decency to even give us a little reacharound just as a common courtesy don't you want to vote that lousy motherscratcher out of office as soon as possible? HERE'S YOUR CHANCE. Here's when ya vote! Utah's a bunch of slackers! Go vote, stupid! or even go vote stupid! Here's my choice for our next ruthless fascist dictator President:

The Mostly Honorable Vermin Supreme!

Free PONIES and all I have to do is brush my teeth every day under penalty of DEATH!


VOTE VERMIN LYRA SUPREME by ~dream-quill on deviantART

Dude, seriously, ponies. FREE ONES. As part of a Mandatory Federal Pony ID program. Plus he can turn people gay with magical sprinkle dust. How can you ask for a better candidate?

Oh wait, he's a Democrat. I'm voting in the Republican Primary because that's the only party we have anymore in my district. I wonder if Herman Cain will give me a pony...?

UPDATE: Herman Cain wasn't even on the ballot!

Oh well, ended up voting for Gary Johnson since there's a decent chance I'll end up voting for him in the general anyway as the Libertarian candidate. What? I've never voted for an incumbent President in my life, why start now? Besides, I live in GEORGIA. The only way Barack Obama is winning this state is if he leads the Dawgs to the BCS Title.

Oh yeah one other thing on the ballot: Sunday liquor sales.

Maybe my state can finally join the 20th century!

Winner of the Second Chance Super Bowl Contest.

Turns out that the winner last night was not in fact a member of Anonymous who glommed onto my blog after learning I've become obsessed with Ponies and SOPA, but was in fact Edgar, the guy who received my Godzilla sketch that apparently none of you even looked at. See if I draw a monster for you guys again...

All the Non-Winners (The only losers were the ones who watched the commercials last night, dear gawd they were mostly* horrible) had a chance to enter a second chance contest by stating they would create a piece of Pony Art for me. The brave contestants:


The Diamond King
Jeremy
Slangon
Spiegel83
Jason
Carlsonjok
Kazi

And the winner is.......

EVERYONE.

If you offered to make me a pony, do it and I'll send you some cards. If you chicken out, then no cards for you. I got at least 7 bubble mailers and enough football cards to choke a hor- um, a mule so I can cover it. YOU ARE GETTING SOME FOOTBALL CARDS WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT, but if you make the effort to create me a pony I'll throw in some baseball if you request it. The Big League Ponies card above was made by Carlsonjok and is utterly stunning and beeeaaautiyful. I would prefer something tangible but I did not disqualify digital art so it all counts. I just wish my color printer was working at the moment. I'll send out some e-mails this evening to the potential artists. I might even have a real post about baseball cards really late tonight!

*Mr. Quibbles was awesome. I also enjoyed the Ferris Bueller one in spite of myself. The Fiat one speaks for itself. Rawr. Hey, I am a quarter Italian.

I am a bad blogger

I have absolutely no interesting content ready to post right now and I really don't want squirrel balls as my top post anymore so here is a picture of vicious bloodthirsty attack ponies guarding my Jason Heyward autographed baseball.

(If I was a good blogger I'd have the post about how I got the ball in the first place done)

RUDY RUETTIGER IS NOW PONY

POST PONIES



Jeez, I really need to cut it out with all the poniez.

C-C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER



Thank goodness for ska.

Here's a message Rudy, you're now a pony! BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA

(I swear to Celestia that things will be back to normal on the blog this week)

POST, PONIES

Can't ask for a more accurate blog title than that.

(gee I hope I didn't include a Jello card accidentally)

Joy of a Completed Team Set - 1954 Topps

I finally finished it!

What's that? The Aaron? It's uhhhh... supposed to look like that. I had to get one in really bad condition. So bad it's smaller than normal and is printed on Chrome stock. I think it got hit by radiation or something. You know, all those nuclear tests in the '50s? Eeyup, this team set is totally legit. Nope, didn't cheat at all. Why are you looking at me like that? Hey look guys, over there!

PONIES!



(runs)

2012 Phungo Cards are LIVE

First pack of the new year! Although I'm still not buying packs this year. I got no problem with people sending them to me out of the blue. Too bad I haven't had time to video the pack rip yet. Guess I'll just have to

POST PONIES

Package from Scott

I promised I'd show off the sketch that Scott sent and I'mma do it. But I asked for three cards and he sent thirteen so I have to figure out what to do with the other ten. I know, I'll show 'em off here! Check out my cards.

 
A couple off the '76 wantlist.

Topps205 of Hall of Famer Larkin. I don't need this one for the set, but I have plans for it.

Three Braves reprints from the classic Dover reprint books by Burt Sugar. I already have these in book form and in separated form, but Lopez is going to be a filler in my Braves binder.

Three minor league cards from the '80s including long time trainer Sam Ayoub.

Jermaine Dye minor league auto. I swear I have this already but I can't find it. I'm completely disorganized right now because I've been too busy

POSTING PONIES



(this one was a dirty trick)