Hot Stove Heating Up

I meant to post this last night, but I forgot and now things are blowing up.

To keep minute track of everything going down at the winter meetings (and there is a LOT) follow these steps:

1) Click on this link. It will take you to MLB Trade Rumors.

2) Read the 8 billion rumors flying around.

3) Hit F5.

4) Repeat as needed.

There's some crazy stuff going down, next year Topps may have to photoshop the following things:

Johan Santana in a Red Sox Jersey

Miguel Cabrera AND Dontrelle Willis in a Tigers Jersey

Andruw Jones in a White Sox Jersey

Scott Rolen in a Brewers Jersey

Eric Bedard in a Mets Jersey

Corky Sosa in a Royals Jersey

Tim Lincecum in a Reds Jersey

Dan Haren in an A's Jersey because he's too expensive

My Braves have already swung a HUGE deal! Gentleman, meet your newest Braves:

Will Ohman and Omar Infante

Be still my beating heart.