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Showing posts with label Dan Uggla. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Dan Uggla. Show all posts

Monday, October 24, 2011

Best Pony Poll Result

Captain Canuck seems to miss the ponies, so I'm pushing my cartoon post to later tonight and instead will post the results of the "Best Pony" poll that's been sitting on my sidebar for about a month and a half. I need to clear some space over there for another poll anyway. Tonight's theme song was also specially selected for Canuck. An Electro House mix from a Canadian DJ. I don't know if Canuck even likes electronic dance music (kinda thinking he doesn't) but I do know he has a mute button on his computer. You probably don't want to click on this if you are at work. For Serious.

The results:

#1 Flutterbitch - 7 votes
#2 The Great and Powerful Trixie - 5 votes
#3 Flutterrage - 2 votes
#4(t) Fluttershy? - 1 vote
#4(t) Fluttershy! - 1 vote
Goose egged - Fluttershy and Filly Fluttershy

It is agreed: Flutterbitch is best pony.


"HEY! You don't spell Pinkie Pie F-L-U-T-T-E-R-B-I-T-C-H!"


Um... Well of course, Pinkie... You're obviously best pony, this was a poll for who was best after you.

"Oki doki loki! That sounds good to me!"


Whew, dodged a bullet there. Where were we. Oh yeah. Fluttershy's various forms took 10 of 15 votes. You guys don't seem to like Filly Fluttershy or Flutters without punctuation. You LOVE her when she's nutty. I agree wholeheartedly. Runner up behind Fluttershy was The Great and Powerful Trixie.


I know at least a few of you out there actually know a little about the show because when I put up that first pony poll there were three votes for Fluttershy almost immediately. Some of you pony connoisseurs out there voted for the Great and Powerful one. And why not?  If it weren't for that jerk Snips, Twilight would have never shown her up.

If you're wondering where Rarity, Applejack, Twilight Sparkle and Rainbow Douche were on the poll (I'm not happy with RD after this past episode) well, do you really think any of them could be Best Pony? For reals. If you disagree, do your own poll.

Ok, I've tortured Canuck long enough (assuming he's not busy working his way through the related House Mix videos) so here's something for all youse ballcard fans who've made it this far down the post. Now for something you'll really like:


Dan the Man Kimball Champions card. Two Topps Update Rack Packs, Two Braves inserts. I'm a lucky sucka. I must be living right.

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

2011 Gypsy Queen Dan Uggla



Nifty detail  on the back...


Dan's card number is the same as his career home run total.

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

2011 Braves Team set - Uggla

Friggin' Brewers...


Here's Dan Uggla's card from the Braves team set. Not gonna lie, it's a boring photo and an obvious airbrush photochop. I can tell by the pixels. That and the odd-looking logo on the joisey. Gotta respect the two cans of Copenhagen Uggs is packing in that right cheek. I wonder when the first picture of Dan actually wearing an Atlanta jersey will show up on a card. It makes me nostalgic for the cheesy press conference photos where the player is wearing his new team's jersey over top of an Armani suit.

Friday, January 7, 2011

The honeymoon's already over

I don't know what it is about Atlanta sports fans, but we'll find a touch of grey inside any silver lining. Talking Chop is already hand wringing about giving Dan Uggla a five year deal, going as far as saying the Braves got jobbed on the deal. I thought this was a nice juxtaposition on my iGoogle page:


Ok, the Braves just gave a 31 year old a five year deal for 62 million. He ain't no Bill Mazeroski playing second. There's a long list of really good players who dropped off the face of the planet at around 33-34 years of age. We don't have the payroll to be able to absorb a large contract like this for a player who bombs. All are fine arguments for why this could be the biggest mistake of Frank Wren's life and will end up destroying the franchise.

Most of the worrying has been about adding that 5th year to the contract. To put it in perspective here's a few pros for the signing:

Locking down Uggla right now means there is absolutely no contract distraction for Dan in the 2011 season. If the Braves want to go back to the playoffs this year, they need a happy and productive Dan anchoring that cleanup spot.
We're still paying less than half the money that Boston and Washington paid for Crawford and Werth. Werth is older than Uggla by the way and got two more guaranteed years.
Adrian Beltre just got a 5 year 80 million dollar contract with the Rangers. Yep, Adrian's older too. 
Adam Dunn just got 4 years for 56 million from the White Sox. Same age, can hit better but can't defend a lick.
If you look at the deal as if the Braves paid him 10 million in arbitration and then gave him a 4 year extension for 52 million it looks like a pretty decent contract for a slugging defensively challenged middle of the order player in his early 30's. 
If Dan Uggla craps the bed in 2014 or 2015, we'll deal with it then. For Pete's sake, we just made the motherlovin' playoffs with a hurt Chipper, a completely useless McLouth and an exiled Kawakami chewing up a quarter of the payroll. And that's not even mentioning Derek Lowe. 


Here's a few more pros for the whole deal:
The Braves absolutely stole Uggla from the Marlins because Jeffrey Loria is a whiny bitch.
The Braves have been desperate for a right handed legitimate cleanup hitter since Andruw Jones' biological clock struck midnight and he turned into a pumpkin.
Dan Uggla is a legitimate 30 home run hitter, something which the Braves has not had since Tex left.
Dan's offensive stats would have led the team in just about every category in 2010.
Dan Uggla is an average second baseman whose stats may have been harmed by the dreadful conditions at the Florida stadium.
Dan has a great work ethic and has worked his ass off to become an All-Star second baseman since being picked up in the Rule V draft.
Brian McCann now has his first true bromance since Frenchy left.
The Braves may have already had an All-Star second baseman in Martin Prado, but while Dan is replacing Martin at second, Martin is replacing Melky in left. Talk about an upgrade.
Dan Uggla will no longer kick our asses up and down Hank Aaron drive as a member of the Marlins.

Is there stuff to worry about? Sure. Ownership/Payroll is still uncertain. Injury worries abound. No more steroids means no more aging gracefully in the majors. Dan could end up with an age 36 year like Jim Rice, or - God forbid - an age 31 year like Andruw Jones. Atlanta fans are amongst the most shell-shocked fan bases around, in the top 5 behind the likes of Cleveland and Buffalo fans, so there's lots to worry about and very often the worries come true.

So what? We just got Dan Uggla to anchor the lineup! Let's just enjoy the warm glow of a happy, locked up cleanup slugger for a little while and wait until some actual games are played before criticizing a real big-boy market move for this franchise. Frankly if the Braves hadn't made this deal, I'd be more worried that the uninterested ownership would squeeze the payroll again in 2012 to the point where we once again couldn't afford to offer arbitration to a Type A free agent resulting in Dan walking with no draft pick compensation. Probably to the Mets or Nationals, with our luck. Lock Dan up, let him loose and let's play ball.

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Braves give an Uggstension



Second base is locked down through 2015.

I am now extremely glad I bought this auto when I had the chance even though I despised Dan Uggla the Brave killer at the time. Welcome to Atlanta buddy.

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

UGGGGGGG

You know what the best part of this trade is?


We don't have to face the sonuvabitch anymore.

Career splits against the Braves: 
.287/.343/.558 BA/OBP/SLG for a .900 OPS
23 homers, most against any team.
62 RBIs, most against any team.
25 doubles, tied with the Natsies for most against any team.

Dude killed us with the bat, now he can kill us with his glove (kidding).
We needed a RH power hitter to hit cleanup, Wren gets us a RH power hitter to hit cleanup.
Good job, Frankie!

So long Omah, we hardly knew ye....