Topps Basketball Poem #4 - Not Reggie Theus

Jason claimed Reggie Theus, but alas, he had already been chosen. Always looking on the bright side, Jason penned our first limerick:

I claimed a card from a Junkie
I thought I was pretty lucky
But the Theus was gone
So now I will yawn
When I get a player who's sucky

Now, tell me with a straight face that that Pistons warm up nightmare is sucky. Ya just can't do it, can ya? Ha ha! Fell into my trap!

Topps Basketball Poem #2 - Cedric Maxwell

Ok, all the basketball mini cards are now in the mail. If you haven't gotten yours yet, you will soon. Here's the second poem dedicated to a mini card, this one from reader Alex who nabbed himself a slice of Cornbread:

Mini cards ripped apart

Destroy the card

But not the fun

How true... that's like a zen koan right there. I need to go meditate on that a while.