Absolutely No Freaking Baseball Day - Gorn

Hissssssss GRAAAAAAAAARR ARGH hissssssssss Snarl GRAAAARGH hack hissssssss *bonk* ugh HISSSSSSS RAAAAAAAAAR GAAAARGH hissssssss UNH GRRRRRRRRRRR hisssssssssss *thud* UUUGH hisssssssssssssss grrrrrrrr uuuunh hisssssss *throw* hiiiiiiiissssssssss GRAAAAAAAARRRRR hack

Absolutely No Freaking Baseball Day - Pokemon??

Yeah, I didn't expect to see a Pokemon card on this blog either. I'm not even sure where the heck this thing came from. I sure don't know what that weird fish? bird? looking critter is or why it has holofoil stars twinkling all around it. I do know this though: I would have never bought, played, or otherwise looked at Pokemon Snap ever if I had lived a thousand lifetimes, had I not gotten it free. I did get it free though and now I have beaten the game. How pathetic is that?



Hey, you can't shoot zombies in the face with a shotgun all the time can you?

Absolutely No Freaking Baseball Day - Garbage Pail Kids

Got this beaut in that big package of wax packs from Zman. I'm not crazy about the new series of GPK, it seems like most of them go overboard on the snot and gore. It's nice to see one that utilizes classic humor.

Absolutely No Freaking Baseball Day - Penn & Teller

If anyone tells you that Topps American Heritage sucks, just say Bullshit! and show 'em this card. I like my magic with just a touch of skepticism and a pinch of subversion.

Absolutely No Freaking Baseball Day - W

This one speaks for itself. I know where I can get a box of these cards for 10 bucks but I haven't quite decided if I want to press my luck with trying to complete another non sports set yet.

Absolutely No Freaking Baseball Day - Krusty

I found a bunch of old Simpsons TCG boosters cheap and felt obligated to pick them up. I was torn between Krusty and Bumblebee Man as the most accurate Simpsons character reflection of my current mood, so I went with the shiny card. Krusty does a better strung out and despondant too which helped push him over the top. HooHooHaHaHa!!

Absolutely No Freaking Baseball Day

I am sick of baseball right now. I'm sick of Hot Stove League, I'm sick of rumors, I'm sick of free agent signings, I'm sick of arbitration hearings, I'm sick of steroids, I'm sick of preseason rankings, I'm sick of WBC whining, I'm sick of everything. I don't want to hear another damn word about baseball unless it's a live spring training game being broadcasted. To hammer in the point about how freaking sick and tired I am, there will be no baseball cards today. Period. Maybe not tomorrow either. I got enough not-baseball cards to last 'till I have my box of Heritage in my hands so don't be surprised if the next baseball card you see has a 1960 Topps design on it. But no matter what THERE'S NO DAMN BASEBALL TODAY.


BASEBALL NEWS MAKE ME ANGRY!

YOU WOULDN'T LIKE ME WHEN I'M ANGRY!

GRRRAAAAAAAARRRR!!!!!