B-O-R-I-N-G

The Presidential Candidate gimmick insert for Topps Series two will be letter patch cards that spell out the three remaining candidates' names. McCain gets Diamondbacks patches, Steve has 5 more Obama White Sox Patches to chase, and Hillary's team is the Cubs. [insert Cubs Suck joke here]

It's too early in the morning to try to figure out a filthy anagram using the names that will be included, but not too early to say that no one wants this crap. Topps needs to get 'em autographed at least so they might be worth something for cryin' out loud. Also these three are on TV 24 hours a day, so Topps can certainly find some new pictures of them. Thankfully the cards are numbered to 50 each, so the chances of pulling one instead are D-I-D-D-L-E-Y-S-Q-U-A-T.