eBay auction silliness

No, this isn't a million dollar card or a crazy superfractor auction, this is just an old fashioned funny auction listing. Upper Deck has reprised their Presidential Predictors insert set with five cards featuring the Democratic and Republican nominee fighting it out. There is both an Obama and a Hillary variation to each card, since no one clinched the nomination until the very last primary. This Hillary variation card is currently up for bid.

Now this is an extremely silly card to begin with. For one thing John McCain is very clearly copping a feel. Clinton's horrified reaction tells the world that this is most definitely a BAD TOUCH. Shame on you cartoon McCain, you dirty old man. And shame on you Upper Deck! Little kiddies are opening packs and seeing this filth! Won't someone please think of the children! Anyway, that's not the really strange part of this auction, it's actually the title. Check this out:

HILLARY CLINTON HUGE REAR PRESIDENTIAL PREDICTORS 08

Now that's jut not nice at all. I mean, sure, it's an accurate representation of the item, but come on. Talk about kicking someone when they're down. Thank God the card isn't offensive at least.