The only Trout that matters

The recent election has conditioned me to oppose whatever group is being noisiest at the time. Looking forward to Drunky Cabrera's MVP award this evening.

Now that everyone reading this is pissed off, welcome to Gerald Laird, the Barves' new backup catcher. AKA starting catcher for two months while McCann heals. I've got cards of his all over the place but I wouldn't be able to find one if I looked for an hour so no image for you.

Also also: Wax Heaven is back. Everyone go follow Mario immediately.

DO IT.

NOW.