time for some
SUPER CAT SUPER CAT SUPER CAT SUPER CAT
This classy foil wrapper for the gum was in fact too beautiful for me to open up. Besides, the official description for this gum is Kabaya Name neco card gum and I'm not too sure of that flavor. The ingredients list citric acid and tea extract so it's probably tasty but I'll just leave it be and imagine the yummy gum.
Ok time for the card. Hold on to your butts.
Yes this is a replica driver's license for a Japanese kitteh. A kitteh wearing a headband, matching bandana and leather jacket.
I can't read anything on this card other than the numbers but that's ok because there's probably several cute cat puns on there too and I really don't think I can handle that right now.
Ok now is the time where you should not scroll any further and just close the browser.
And clear the history.
And shut off your computer.
And throw the device in a lake.
And never look at internet ever again.
Because here's where shit gets real.
Past this point, safety is not guaranteed.
No I'm serious
There's a reason this post took a year and a half to write.
Still scrolling down?
Ok don't say I didn't warn you...
Dead of cute.
Y'all have a good 2014, at least those of you who survived