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Showing posts with label Hannah Montana. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Hannah Montana. Show all posts

Sunday, November 20, 2011

The lousiest pack rip video you will see all year



The good news:
I now have the technology to do videos whenever I please and not just when my family is out of the house and I'm not working and it's daytime and really sunny.

The bad news:
I'm now videoing in my basement instead of my kitchen
I now look like a loser who lives in his mom's basement
I really need to clean up this basement like, right now
The new camera has a wider range of focus so everyone can see just how fat I really am
The sound isn't going to be as good as before
I'm still opening random garbage packs

But hey, now I can vlog (did I really just use that word?) at 2:00am when I'm hammered so hilarity will likely ensue.

BUT THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT RIGHT NOW.

WHAT IS IMPORTANT IS THAT I NEED ADVICE ON WHAT TO DO WITH THIS:


This might be my best pull all year - nay, DECADE As God as my witness, I don't know what to do with it. I need suggestions! Here's what I've come up with so far:


  • Put it in the Non-Sport Awesome Binder in a place of honor.
  • Stick it to the front bumper of my car
  • Stick it on my son's school binder when he's not looking
  • Mail it to a random blogger who will then mail it to another blogger and repeat the process hot potato style until on a pre-determined date the blogger stuck holding the Montana has to make it their blog background for an entire month


Any other ideas?