Friday Night Video - Cards & Comix

The comix bit is done by 1:30 so don't get skeered off. Have a pack of Panini Cooperstown and GPK Chrome.



I've been slackass on my videos lately so I'll try to make this a more frequent thing if you like it.

Here's that thrift shop vinyl find if you're interested...

oh yass... Wandy Carlos  Moog goodness

Pony and a bag 'o Chipz

VEEEEEEEDEEEEO



U WATCH NAO

Oldy Moldy Mailday Video

I got you a 2013 Topps Series One Rack Pack to video...

But I opened it.

Here's a video mailday from @grogg on Twitter instead. Go sign up for Twitter and stalk him, it'll be worth your while. Or just watch the video. Or not. Totally up to you, I'm not your boss.



For the tl;dw crowd here's some highlights/spoilers.

And the biggun':

I now have no excuse to not finish up my '80s Topps sets anymore.

1988 Topps Pee-Wee's Playhouse Fun Pack

When you have writer's block... make a video!

And yes, the secret word is FUN and you are legally obligated to scream when I say it. So have fun.



I need to find a case of this stuff. This might be the best Topps set ever.

My Little Pony - Season 3 Episode 5 - TRIXIEPALOOZA

GUESS WHO'S BACK

BACK AGAIN

TRIXIE'S BACK

TELL A FRIEND

Trixie's back, Trixie's back, Trixie's back, Trixie's back...

Livestreams here.

For pre-Trixie entertainment, why not watch my terrible YouTube video of an Enterplay My Little Pony  Tin box rip. The video is really bad, but the cards are pretty good.

I'll probably dump a bunch of Trixie pics in this post too because Great and Powerful Trixie. After the episode is over I may present commentary assuming they didn't ruin Trixie causing me to ragequit the fandom. Kinda worried about this actually. Oh well, onward to PONY!

 I'll figure out the sources for these pics later. Yeah, I'm a lazy sod. Maybe 10 people will see this post anyway.

ARHGWTRGEARFGVARTEGVVREF#$TR#FQVQ#%$RTG$%^TY H%^WH$%YW^R

BEST EPISODE OF ANY TV SHOW OF ALL TIME PAST PRESENT AND FUTURE THROUGHOUT ALL MULTIVERSES

Mars Attacks Video

THE MOST DISGUSTING VIDEO I'VE EVER POSTED



And that's just my hair... wait 'till you see the cards.

Qypsy Gueen Cheapo Target Blaster

Because I just don't feel like writin'. *cough*

Back on the YooToobz!

2011 Allen & Ginter cheapo $11.99 blaster. If all goes well you'll get another video by the weekend.



Warning: shaky video, bronchitis wheezing, excessive Ums, cussing like a sailor, multiple masturbation jokes, trashing on Heritage, serious pony infestation. Watch at your own risk.

Introducing the Mojo Hat

I found my favorite hat ever while cleaning up last month. It's now in a very bad YouTube Video.

I know it's a Cub hat, I don't care. I love that goddamn fucking hat.

And I am using the "I got my Mojo back" definition of Mojo, not the Joe Collector definition.



The video is awful though. Don't watch it.

Happy Hangover Day!!!

I know for a fact you bastards were all boozin it up all night even if the closest you've ever been to being Irish is eating a Reuben sandwich. You feel like crap now dontcha? Hair of the Dog just bit ya in the ass, didn't it? Well watch this bit of stupidity, it might make you feel better.




At the very least you'll have the satisfaction of knowing that you're not stupid enough to video yourself while smashed to the gills in an attempt to honor your ancestors and put it on the internet.

Oh and here's an obligatory Mets card since there wasn't one in the video:

And here's a pony JUST BECAUSE

Mailday from Slangon

I sent his cards so I can open his package. Besides, where do you think all these Mets are coming from?



And if you're too damn lazy to watch the video here's the goods:

(seriously, what the hell is that cutie mark supposed to be???)

I screwed up my mailday video so I drew you a pony

Pretty much exactly what it says on the tin.



Here's a selection of Cubs Tom inflicted upon me in the package.

2012 Phungo Pack Rip Video

No scans yet because I got sidetracked by tonight's short print kerfuffle and I have to get back online for work in a few minutes. If the video doesn't say it all, then I really don't know what will.

The lousiest pack rip video you will see all year

The good news:
I now have the technology to do videos whenever I please and not just when my family is out of the house and I'm not working and it's daytime and really sunny.

The bad news:
I'm now videoing in my basement instead of my kitchen
I now look like a loser who lives in his mom's basement
I really need to clean up this basement like, right now
The new camera has a wider range of focus so everyone can see just how fat I really am
The sound isn't going to be as good as before
I'm still opening random garbage packs

But hey, now I can vlog (did I really just use that word?) at 2:00am when I'm hammered so hilarity will likely ensue.

BUT THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT RIGHT NOW.

WHAT IS IMPORTANT IS THAT I NEED ADVICE ON WHAT TO DO WITH THIS:

This might be my best pull all year - nay, DECADE As God as my witness, I don't know what to do with it. I need suggestions! Here's what I've come up with so far:

• Put it in the Non-Sport Awesome Binder in a place of honor.
• Stick it to the front bumper of my car
• Stick it on my son's school binder when he's not looking
• Mail it to a random blogger who will then mail it to another blogger and repeat the process hot potato style until on a pre-determined date the blogger stuck holding the Montana has to make it their blog background for an entire month

Any other ideas?

Football season means football video rip!

Ok, so it's Premier League football.


And I kinda went waaaaaay overboard on the ponies this time.


It's the thought that counts though, right?

right?

i can haz haywerdz?

2007 Tristar Prospects Plus cheapo blaster video break:



Pics from the break forthcoming...

Also, contest.

Ok, finally pics.

Autograph of pitcher Tim Alderson. The Pirates organization is currently trying their hardest to destroy this kid's arm.

Three inserts: MVP Votto, Prospect LaPorta, RIP Adenhart.

Base cards! Cy Price.

LaRussa's whipping boy Colby Rasmus

Ok, yes. I haz Haywerd.

And these things don't scan for crap.

Qypsy Gueen Blaster video rip

My Memorial Day gift to you.



Now go out and have fun and watch fireworks and drink beer* and remember our troops and forget about stupid baseball cards for one day.

*if you are 21 or over in the US**, or somewhat younger than that in a civilized nation
**Or under 21 if you have an older brother or cool friend who can hook you up***
***But that would be WRONG do cards not drugs

2010 Topps Best of Chrome box break

Everyone's sent their cash* and all packages have been mailed so I can post the smallest group break ever video now. No scans of the Cubs cards because I sent 'em off already.



Not sure I'd rip another one of these boxes, but I'm glad I got the J-Hey.

*actually Night Owl sent a check and I can't figure out what I did with it, but that's my problem.

The Heritage Blaster

Still working on the team.

A quick note to everyone freaking out and begging to be included in the Blaster League. People who take the time to buy a blaster (or 8 packs), document the rip, create a team and post it will be given preferential treatment over people who commented on the first day "oh yeah, I'm in". If you do the work, I will find it near impossible to exclude you. So no more panic attacks, please. I'm getting a few teams here and there, I'll try to compile a post tonight. Leaving a comment with your team here will help be be lazy so thanks in advance.