He's going to outlast Kenesaw Mountain Landis at this point. And Queen Victoria. And Louis XIV. And Emperor Kōan. In 2525 Zombie Commissioner for Un-Life Selig will be called in front of the Congress of the United Chinese-Indo-Canadian States of Euroasiamerica and will be asked in a hearing what he knows about players using performing enhancing drugs made from the brains of alien babies from Alpha Centauri. He'll choke down a brain and then make this gesture:
Can't we get someone new to come in and screw everything up for a while?