ME: YAY STANDEE INSERT OF RARITY WEARING A PRETTY DRESS YAAAAAY
Every reader of this blog: Pony obsession aside, what the hell is a standee?
ME: IZ INSERT CARD OF PRETTY PONEE WEARING DRESS OR OTHERWISE COSTUME THAT CAN GET FOLDED UP SO PONI CAN STAND
Sane people: Ok, that makes sense. So um, are you going to fold it so it can stand up?
ME: NOOOOOOOOO WHAT YOU CRAZY? IT LOSE ALL VALUE! MUST HAVE GEM MINT RARITY NO FOLDY FOLDY
People slowly backing away in fear: Riiiiight. Value. Will you fold one if you get a double?
ME: I shall consider it.