2023 COMC BINGE - PART 21 THE FOURTH STOOGE

OH LOOK WHO'S BACK ALL OF A SUDDEN. IT ME! ALL RESTED UP AND LESS FRAZZLED ALL READY TO POST STUFF AGAIN. BUT WHAT TO POST? HOW TO RETURN FROM MONTHS OF INACTIVITY? HOW TO MAKE SURE I DON'T PROCRASTINATE SOME MORE AND JUST WATCH BOB ROSS VIDEOS UNTIL I PASS OUT?

A COUPLE DAYS AGO I HAD A REALLY GOOD IDEA FOR A TWELVE DAYS OF CARDMAS SERIES. I FIGURED OUT TWELVE WHOLE POSTS AND EVERYTHING. BUT I QUICKLY REALIZED I DID NOT HAVE TIME TO DO ALL THE CRAP NEEDED TO WRITE ALL THE POSTS. TOO BAD. I COULD PROBABLY STILL DO IT SINCE THE TWELVE DAYS OF ACTUAL CHRISTMAS STARTS ON THE 25TH. BUT CHRISTMAS WILL TAKE FOREVER! I WANNA POST NOW!

THEN I REMEMBERED I HAVE DOZENS OF POST DRAFTS LINED UP THAT I ABANDONED MONTHS AGO WHEN I RAN OUTTA GAS. I CAN DO TWELVE SAYS OF DRAFTSMAS! I CAN START WITH THE COMC CARDS FROM LAST YEAR. I HAVE RECEIVED A WHOLE OTHER PACKAGE AND BINGED ONCE AGAIN THIS BLACK FRIDAY SO I BETTER GET POSTING. LET'S START WITH SOME STOOGES

2005 BREYGENT THE THREE STOOGES SCRAMBLED BRAINS

THERE'S A LOT MORE THREE STOOGES SETS OUT THERE THAN I EXPECTED. THE MOST FAMOUS ONE IS THE 1959 FLEER SET, BUT THERE'S ALSO A SECOND SET FROM FLEER IN 1966.  FTCC HAD THEIR OWN STOOGES REVIVAL IN THE 80S, DUOCARDS REPRESENTED THE JUNKWAX ERA OF NON-SPORT, RRPARKS HAS THE KICKSTARTER ERA COVERED, AND THEN THERE'S THIS BREYGENT SET FROM WHATEVER THE HELL PERIOD 2005 WAS. THIS SET IS COLORIZED BUT SO WAS THE '59 SET SO I CAN OVERLOOK IT. THERE ARE PLENTY OF BLACK AND WHITE CARDS TO CHOOSE FROM IF YOU PREFER. THE SET IS A NICE DIGESTIBLE 72 CARDS AND SHOWS OFF SOME OF THERE BEST STUFF FROM THE TED HEALY DAYS TO THEIR 60S MOVIES. THIS CARD SHOWS OFF THEIR SHEMP SHORT SCRAMBLED BRAINS. CHECK IT OUT

WHY SCRAMBLED BRAINS YOU ASK? WHY NO CURLY, YOU HATE CURLY?? WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU, YOU ASK. I DIDN'T GET THIS CARD FOR CURLY, I GOT IT FOR EMIL SITKA. HE'S DR. GEZUNDHEIT UP THERE WITH THE COKE BOTTLE CLASSES TRYING TO HYPNOTIZE SHEMP. I LOVE EMIL IN THE STOOGES SHORTS, HE ALWAYS GIVES 120% EVERY TIME. HE'S BEST KNOWN FOR THE 'HOLD HANDS YOU LOVEBIRDS' GAG FROM BRIDELESS GROOM. I WOULD'VE HAPPILY GOTTEN A CURLY CARD BUT EMIL'S FIRST SHORT WAS HALF WIT'S HOLIDAY WHICH WAS CURLY'S LAST. EMIL WASN'T ON THAT CARD SO THIS WILL HAVE TO DO. ALONG WITH HIS MANY APPEARANCES WITH THE STOOGES, HE WAS ALSO IN MANY TV SHOWS AND FILMS INCLUDING SAM RAIMI'S CRIMEWAVE. HE ALSO WON FIVE HUNDRED BUCKS ON LET'S MAKE A DEAL! EMIL MAKES ME HAPPY AND FINDING HIM ON A CARD MAKES ME HAPPY. EMIL SITKA UNSURPRISINGLY DOESN'T HAVE A TON OF TRADING CARDS BUT IF ANYONE CAN POINT ME TOWARDS A COPY OF THIS ONE FROM THE PHILLY NON-SPORT SHOW I'D BE GRATEFUL