2026 NBA PLAYOFF PREFERENCES PART 2

 8TH SEED GAMES ARE PLAYING WHILE I WRITE THIS SO THERE'S PROBABLY GOING TO BE ONE OR TWO TEAMS ON HERE GETTING BOUNCED BEFORE I POST. I'M LESS GRUMPY TONIGHT THOUGH SO I MIGHT NOT BE AS CAUSTIC WITH THE TOP TEN. EXCEPT FOR YOUR FAVORITE TEAM, GAWD THEY SUUUUUUUCK. OK NUMBER TEN LET'S GO

#10 CHARLOTTE HORNETS

1992-93 Fleer Muggsy Bogues

ANOTHER SOUTHEAST DIVISION RIVAL. THEY'RE A PAIN IN MY ASS USUALLY BUT THEY'VE SUCKED FOR A WHILE AND THERE'S PLENTY OF OTHER MORE ANNOYING TEAMS OUT THERE. A HEARTY MEH FOR A PLAY-IN TEAM. AT LEAST THEY'RE NOT CALLED THE BOBCATS ANYMORE

#9 LOS ANGELES CLIPPERS

1973-74 Topps Bob Kauffman

WHAT A TRAINWRECK. MOST CURSED FRANCHISE MAYBE IN ANY LEAGUE. CURSED BY BUFFALO, CURSED BY SAN DIEGO, CURSED BY STERLING, CURSED BY KAHWI. CURSES ALL THE WAY DOWN. AND THEY ALREADY GOT WREKT BY THE WARRIORS SO NOW IT'S DO OR DIE AND HAND A LOTTERY PICK TO THE THUNDER. WHAT AN UNGODLY MESS. I WANT LOS ANGELES TEAMS TO LOSE BUT NOT LIKE THIS

#8 PHILADELPHIA 76ERS

1996-97 Topps Jerry Stackhouse

DAMN, TRAE YOUNG REALLY DESTORYED THIS FRANCHISE, EH. I'VE ALWAYS KINDA LIKED THE SIXERS. THEY GOT DOCTOR J, MOSES MALONE, CHARLES BARKLEY, ALLEN IVERSON, LOTS OF COOL PLAYERS IN THEIR HISTORY. JOEL EMBIID IS AWESOME TOO AAAAAAND HE'S OUT FOR THE PLAYOFFS AGAIN. HOW MANY CURSES ARE ON THIS LEAGUE. DID ADAM SILVER ANNOY A WARLOCK OR SOMETHING

#7 HOUSTON ROCKETS

1994 Sports Illustrated for Kids Hakeem Olajuwon

THE FIRST TEAM ON THE LIST I DON'T HATE THAT HAS A LEGIT CHANCE AT A TITLE THIS YEAR. THEY'VE GOT A SOLID SQUAD OF GOOD YOUNG PLAYERS. AND KEVIN DURANT. IF THEY GET BOAT RACED BY THE SPURS OR THUNDER WE CAN BLAME THE DURANT CURSE. BUT IF THEY GO ALL THE WAY IT'S 100% BECAUSE OF OLD FRIEND CLINT CAPELA

#6 DETROIT PISTONS

1972-73 Topps Willie Norwood

THE CUNNINGHAMS. ANOTHER GOOD YOUNG TEAM WITH AN MVP CANDIDATE THIS TIME. THESE GUYS WERE SO BAD JUST TWO YEARS AGO IT'S NICE TO SEE THAT A FRANCHISE CAN TURN THINGS AROUND WITH SOME HARD WORK AND A DRAFT LOTTERY WIN. DETROIT DESERVES SOME NICE THINGS FOR ONCE

#5 DENVER NUGGETS

1986-87 Fleer Dan Shayes

NIKOLA JOKIC IS ADORABLE. HE'S LIKE IF ANDRE THE GIANT WAS A POINT GUARD. THEY RECENTLY WON A CHAMPIONSHIP BUT I WOULDN'T HATE IT IF THEY DID IT AGAIN. NO MORE AFTER THAT THOUGH. NO MORE FUCKIN DYNASTIES. I LIKE SEEING ABA TEAMS HAVING SUCCESS

#4 PORTLAND TRAILBLAZERS

1997-98 Skybox Metal Universe Kelvin Cato

THE BLAZERS ARE COOL AND THEY HAVEN'T WON A TITLE SINCE THE 70S SO HELL YEAH I'M ROOTING FOR THEM. COULDN'T TELL YA ONE PLAYER ON THE ROSTER THOUGH. CLYDE DREXLER? BILL WALTON? IS DAME LILLARD BACK? OH WAIT VIT KREICI GOT TRADED THERE FOR MAGIC BEANS. WIN ONE FOR VIT!

#3 ATLANTA HAWKS

1995-96 Fleer Metal Mookie Blaylock

I'M MAD AT THE HAWKS. THEY HAD A GREAT OFFSEASON THEN EVERYBODY GOT HURT AND THEY STUNK SO THEY TRADED HALF THE TEAM INCLUDING MY FAVORITE PLAYER AND THEN AS SOON AS I COMPLETELY CHECK OUT ON THE TEAM THEY GO ON AN INSANE TEAR AT THE END OF THE SEASON TO GET IN THE PLAYOFFS. PLAYOFFS THEY WILL IMMEDIATELY GET BOUNCED OUT OF BECAUSE THE MAGIC CRIPPLED OUR BACK UP CENTER. WHY DID I SPORTS. HAWKS HAVE A GOOD CORE BUT MY SOUL HAS DIED AND I HAVE NO FAITH THEY WILL WIN ANYTHING EVER. IF THEY FUCK AROUND AND WIN IT ALL IT WILL BE SOLELY TO SPITE ME

#2 MINNESOTA TIMBERWOLVES

1996-97 Skybox Z-Force Kevin Garnett

ANTHONY EDWARDS IS MY FAVORITE PLAYER NOW I GUESS?? I CAN'T WATCH OR LISTEN TO ANY OF THE GAMES BUT I GET TO SEE ANT MAN THROW DOWN A DUNK ON HIGHLIGHTS EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE. THE WOLVES HAVE BEEN DREADFUL THEIR ENTIRE EXISTENCE SO IT'S FUN TO ROOT FOR AN UNDERDOG. THEY'LL NEVER GET PAST THE OKLAHOMA/SAN ANTONIO BUZZSAW BUT IT'S STILL FUN TO ROOT FOR EM

#1 SAN ANTONIO SPURS

1998-99 Topps Tim Duncan

WHAT FOR I ROOT FOR A TEAM WITH A LEGIT DYNASTY? I'M SUPPOSED TO BE A HIPSTER WHO ONLY BACKS LOSERS! I'VE LOVED THE SPURS SINCE ARTIS GILMORE AND THEY REWARDED ME WITH FIVE RINGS WHILE THE HAWKS WERE AT THEIR DERPIEST. THEY MIGHT END UP GOING ON ANOTHER TEAR BUT WHO CARES, WEMBY'S A MONSTER AND I LOVE MONSTERS. 

THANKS FOR JOINING ME IN MY BASKETBALL INDUCED NERVOUS BREAKDOWN. LET THE PAIN, I MEAN THE PLAYOFFS BEGIN!!!

2026 NBA PLAYOFF PREFERENCES PART 1

 ANOTHER PLAYOFF POST, HOORAY! LIKE LAST TIME, THIS IS JUST AN EXCUSE TO POST OLD CRAPPY CARDS AND TO LET YOU KNOW I HATE YOUR ROTTEN TEAM. DON'T FEEL BAD I HATE MY TEAM TOO NOW. I'M BREAKING THIS ONE UP INTO TWO POSTS BECAUSE THE NBA HAS AN ABSURD AMOUNT OF TEAMS IN THE PLAYOFFS. TECHNICALLY 8 OF THE TEAMS ARE IN THE PLAY-IN, BUT FUCK THE NBA, THAT'S A PLAYOFF. PLAYOFFS TO GET IN THE PLAYOFFS. DOUBLE PLAYOFFS! WHAT DOES IT MEEEAN. DOING IT A LITTLE DIFFERENT FROM LAST TIME AND AM GOING IN REVERSE ORDER FROM MOST LOATHED TO MILDLY DESPISED. LET'S START WITH THE POOPIE

#20 ORLANDO MAGIC

2006-2007 Topps Dwight Howard

ORLANDO IS ONE OF MY MOST HATED TEAMS AT THE MOMENT SIMPLY BECAUSE IN THE PAST COUPLE YEARS THEY'VE BECOME A BUNCH OF DIRTY BASTARDS WHO TRY TO CRIPPLE SOMEONE EVERY TIME THEY PLAY THE HAWKS. JOCK LANDALE GOT THE BUSINESS MOST RECENTLY AND NOW HE'S MISSING THE BEGINNING OF THE KNICKS SERIES. HOW'D THE TEAM OF SHAQ AND PENNY TURN INTO THIS HORSESHIT FRANCHISE? RELOCATE THEM INTO THE SEA

#19 LOS ANGELES LAKERS

1971-72 Topps Happy Hairston

LEBRON IS THE GOAT BUT LOS ANGELES HAS ENOUGH CHAMPIONSHIPS FOR THE REST OF THE CENTURY. FUCK LA. AND LUKA, FUCK HIM TOO

#18 MIAMI HEAT

1992-93 Topps Harold Miner

ANOTHER PAIN IN THE ASS FRANCHISE IN THE HAWKS' DIVISION. THEY JUST BEAT US INSTEAD OF BEATING US UP SO THEY RANK A BIT HIGHER. THE SUPER TEAM CHIPS AND RECENT FINALS APPEARENCE STILL IRK ME THOUGH. FUCKIN FLORIDA TEAMS, BLECCH

#17 BOSTON CELICS

1975-76 Topps Henry Finkel

MY FAVORITE PLAYER GOT A RING WITH THE CELTS BUT HE'S NOT ON THE TEAM ANYMORE SO FUCK EM. NEW YORK YANKEES OF THE NBA-ASS FRANCHISE. WEREN'T THEY SUPPOSED TO SUCK THIS YEAR ANYWAY? WHAT THE HELL

#16 OKLAHOMA CITY THUNDER

1991-92 Fleer Gary Payton Rookie Sensations

I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING AGAINST THIS TEAM PER SE (OTHER THAN THE SONICS GETTING SCREWED) BUT THEY WON LAST YEAR AND THE NBA JUST LOOOOOVES THEIR DYNASTIES SO FUCK THAT NOISE. I DON'T WANT TO SEE OKC WIN 4 TITLES IN A ROW. BE HAPPY WITH YOUR DOZENS OF FIRST ROUND PICKS AND LET SOMEONE ELSE HAVE A CHANCE

#15 TORONTO RAPTORS

2019-20 Mosaic Tracy McGrady Jam Masters

WE ARE OFFICIALLY IN THE MEH ZONE. I CAN'T EVEN WORK UP REAL HATE HERE, JUST MEDIUM LEVELS OF DISDAIN. HONESTLY COULDN'T TELL YA A SINGLE PLAYER ON THE ROSTER AND I'M PRETTY SURE THERE WAS A COUPLE ON MY FANTASY TEAM. THEY'VE HAD A CHAMPIONSHIP THIS CENTURY, THAT'S ENOUGH

#14 CLEVELAND CAVALIERS

1995-96 Fleer Dan Majerle

THE EPITOME OF MEH. MAYBE THE WORST FRANCHISE IN NBA HISTORY AND THEN LEBRON ARRIVED TO MESS THAT ALL UP. NOW THEY'RE JUST MID. WHO CARES

#13 PHOENIX SUNS

2021-22 Recon Chris Paul

ANOTHER LONG TIME SUFFERING FRANCHISE BUT AT LEAST THEY'VE HAD SOME FINALS APPEARANCES. I USUALLY LIKE LOVABLE LOSER TYPES BUT PHOENIX TEAMS IRRATIONALLY ENRAGE ME. SHOOT EM INTO THE ACTUAL SUN

#12 GOLDEN STATE WARRIORS

1997-98 Flair Latrell Spreewell Hardwood Leader

THIS IS PROBABLY AL HORFORD'S LAST CHANCE AT A RING BUT I REALLY DON'T WANT THESE GUYS WINNING YET ANOTHER TITLE. GIVE SOMEONE ELSE A TURN!

#11 NEW YORK KNICKS

2008-09 Topps Danilo Gallinari 1958 parallel

YOU'D THINK THESE GUYS WOULD BE WAY LOWER BUT WHY? THEY HAVEN'T WON SHIT SINCE I WAS IN DIAPERS. THE NBA RIGGED THINGS IN THEIR FAVOR AND THEY STILL DIDN'T WIN NOTHIN. THEIR FANS ARE STILL MAD AT TRAE AND HE'S NOT EVEN A HAWK ANYMORE. A BIG BUNCH OF WHATEVER

THE TOP TEN WILL GET POSTED SOMETIME THIS WEEK, HOPEFULLY NONE OF THE TEAMS ARE ALREADY ELIMIATED BY THEN. I MIGHT EVEN HAVE SOMETHING NICE TO SAY ABOUT ONE OF THEM!

2026 NFL PLAYOFF PREFERENCES

 PLAYOFF TIME AGAIN! HERE'S WHO I'M ROOTING FOR. CHANGING THINGS UP SLIGHTLY THIS TIME AND RANKING THEM BY TIERS. DOING THIS AT THE LAST SECOND SO LET'S GET ON WITH IT

MY FAVORITE TEAM TIER

PITTSBURGH STEELERS

1956 Bowman Lou Ferry

YEP, STILL ACTING LIKE THIS IS MY FAVORITE TEAM ALTHOUGH THEM SIGNING AARON ROGERS SORELY TESTED THAT. CAN YOU BLAME ME? AFTER DECADES OF THE FALCONS A COMPETENT ALTHOUGH MID FRANCHISE LOOKS SO APPEALING. I'VE DREAMED OF TOMLIN COACHING IN THE ATL FOR A WHILE NOW BUT THE WIN OVER THE RAVENS PROBABLY DERAILED ANY CHANCE OF THAT. LETS GET A RING FOR THE YINZERS AS A CONSOLATION PRIZE

LET'S GIVE SOMEONE ELSE A CHANCE TIER

CHICAGO BEARS

1958 Topps Willie Galimore

SAN DIEGO CHARGERS

1967 Topps Steve DeLong

BUFFALO BILLS

1960 Fleer Ray Moss

YEAH, YEAH CHICAGO WON A TITLE IN THE 80S BUT THAT WAS TEN MILLION YEARS AGO AND THEY HAVEN'T DONE CRAP SINCE WALTER RETIRED. THE CHARGERS FRANCHISE LEGITIMATELY MIGHT BE MORE CURSED THAN THE FALCONS. THERE IS NO FRANCHISE IN FOOTBALL THAT DESERVES ONE - JUST ONE - CHAMPIONSHIP MORE THAN THE BILLS. I'D BE HAPPY SEEING ANY OF THESE TEAMS IN THE SUPERB OWL

BULLDOGS ON THE ROSTER TIER

PHILADELPHIA EAGLES

1951 Bowman Chuck Bednarik

ST LOUIS LOS ANGELES SAN DIEGO LAS VEGAS? RAMS

1956 Topps Paul Younger

A MAJOR THEME OF THIS LIST IS 'FUCK TEAMS WHO HAVE WON A CHAMPIONSHIP THAT AREN'T MY TEAM'. BOTH OF THESE TEAMS HAVE WON RECENTLY BUT THEY HAVE GEORGIA BULLDOGS PLAYERS ON THE ROSTER SO I'LL BE HAPPY IF THEY WIN. GO MATTHEW STAFFORD AND THE ENTIRE EAGLES DEFENSE. SHOUT OUT TO LADD MCCONKEY IN SAN DIEGO AS WELL, I'M ROOTIN FOR YA BUDDY

SEATTLE SEAHAWKS TIER

1982 Topps Manu Tuiasosopo

I PUT THE HAWKS IN THE LET'S GIVE SOMEONE ELSE A CHANCE TIER AND THEN REMEMBERED THAT THEY WON IT ALL IN 2013. HOW THE HELL DID THAT HAPPEN? SEATTLE'S NOT SUPPOSED TO EXPERIENCE ANY HAPPINESS OR JOY. I WOULDN'T MIND THEM MAKING IT TO THE BIG DANCE BUT I'M NOT RANKING THEM HIGHER EITHER

1995 EXPANSION TEAM TIER

CAROLINA PANTHERS AND JACKSONVILLE JAGUARS

1995 Topps Darian Conner and Desmond Howard

STUPID EXPANSION TEAMS RUINING MY NICE VINTAGE FOOTBALL CARD POST. A  PANTHERS - JAGUARS SUPPER BOWEL WOULD BE COMPLETELY HILARIOUS THOUGH. SUCK IT, BIG MARKETS

I RESENT THEM WINNING SUPER BOWLS IN THE 80S AND 90S TIER

GREEN BAY PACKERS

1954 Bowman Hart Hunter

SAN FRANCISCO 49ERS

1959 Topps Joe Perry

MY ROTTEN BRAIN ONLY REMEMBERS STUFF FROM 30-40 YEARS AGO SO AS FAR AS IT'S CONCERNED THESE TWO ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF AN NFL DYNASTY. NINE CHAMPIONSHIPS BETWEEN THEM! LET SOMEONE ELSE HAVE A CHANCE!

HOUSTON SHOULD BE THE OILERS TIER

THIS ONE REALLY IRKS ME BECAUSE 1) THEY SHOULD BE THE OILERS SO I CAN SHOW OFF A BEAUTIFUL CARD FROM THE 70S 2) BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT I HAVE TO POST A CARD FROM THIS CENTURY, YUCK PTUI AND 3) I KNOW FOR A FACT I HAVE AN OLD FLEER DALLAS TEXANS CARD SOMEWHERE AND I CANT FIND IT AND IT'S PISSING ME OFF. IF WHATEVER BILLIONAIRE THAT OWNS THEM EVER PAYS THE MONEY TO GET BACK THE OILERS LOGO THIS TEAM SHOOTS UP THE RANKINGS. PLUS. HOW FUCKING PRETENTIOUS IS A TEAM NAMED AFTER WHERE THEY'RE LOCATED. COULD YOU IMAGINE A TEAM CALLED THE SAN FRANCISCO CALIFORNIANS OR THE CHICAGO ILLINOISIANS OR THE NEW YORK YANKEES? DISGUSTING

JUST FUCK OFF TIER

DENVER BRONCOS

1964 Topps Billy Joe

I SHOULD LIKE THE BRONCOS. THEY'RE BASED IN A COOL CITY, THEY GOT A NICE HORSIE FOR A MASCOT, AND IT'S HOMER SIMPSON'S FAVORITE TEAM. THEN JOHN ELWAY HAD TO FUCK IT ALL UP

REALLY FUCK ALL THE WAY OFF TIER

NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS

1965 Topps Tom Addison

GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE, YOU'VE WON ENOUGH ALREADY. IN EVERY DAMN SPORT. JUST GO AWAY. NOBODY LIKES YOU ANYMORE, LEAVE US ALL ALONE

IF YOU'RE MAD I HATE YOUR TEAM, DON'T TAKE IT PERSONALLY THAT YOUR TEAM SUCKS AND IS BAD AND UGLY AND STINKY. THIS POST IS JUST AN EXCUSE TO SHOW OFF MOLDY OLD FOOTBALL CARDS AND YOU'RE PROBABLY WINNING IT ALL ANYWAY. HERE'S MY PICKS FOR THE EXEMPLAR STRIGIFORMES

THE SUPER BOWL I WANT TO SEE

STEELERS DEFEAT BEARS

1962 Preston Carpenter

THE SUPER BOWL WE'LL GET BECAUSE WE LIVE IN HELL

PATRIOTS DEFEAT 49ERS

1969 Topps Jim Colclough

THE SUPER BOWL I THINK COULD ACTUALLY HAPPEN

I DON'T FUCKING KNOW, THIS ENTIRE SEASON HAS BEEN PURE CHAOS. HOUSTON AND SEATTLE HAVE GREAT DEFENSES SO (FLIPS A COIN)

i'm wondering if this coin may have been biased

TEXANS DEFEAT SEAHAWKS

1972 Topps Bobby Maples

ROLLED DICE TO PICK A SUPER BOWL MATCHUP

orange die = AFC seed, purple die = NFC seed
D6 even = NFC wins odd = AFC wins

BEARS DEFEAT CHARGERS

1957 Topps Ed Brown

LET THE MADNESS BEGIN!

2025 COMC BLACK FRIDAY BINGE HONORABLE MENTIONS

YAY! COMMENTS WORK AGAIN. NOW I JUST HAVE TO  CONSTANTLY WATCH FOR SPAM LIKE A HAWK. NO, I DON'T NEED TO RECOVER MY STOLEN DOGECOIN, THANKYOUVERYMUCH. HERE'S SIX MORE CARDS THAT DID NOT QUITE MAKE THE CUT FOR THE MAIN POSTS BUT PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE

1966 TOPPS BATMAN RED BAT SERIES IN THE BAT LAB

MAD SCIENTIST BATMAN. WHAT HE DO WITH THAT WEIRD ASS TEST TUBE?  THIS IS A COOL ENOUGH CARD ON IT'S OWN MERITS BUT THIS CARD ALSO COMPLETES A PUZZLE SUBSET. ONCE I GET THIS SHIPPED I WILL HAVE A COMPLETE PICTURE OF THE JOKER GRINNING MANIACALLY IN SIX DISCRETE CHUNKS. NOW THAT THIS PUZZLE IS FINISHED I'M GOING TO TRY FOR A SECOND ONE IN THE BLUE BAT SERIES. PLUS I STILL HAVEN'T GOTTEN A BLUE SERIES BAT BACK CARD OR ONE OF THE MOVIE CARDS. NOT TO MENTION THE O-PEE-CHEE AND A&BC VERSIONS. SO MANY BATS, SO LITTLE MONEY

1970 TOPPS ATHLETICS ROOKIE STARS VIDA BLUE AND GENE TENACE

THIS HAS BEEN A YEAR OF ME RECOGNIZING "HEY, I DON'T HAVE THIS CARD... WHY THE FUCK DON'T I HAVE THIS CARD???" AND THEN GOING AND DOING SOMETHING ABOUT IT. SOMEHOW THIS WAS NOT ONE OF THE 1970 TOPPS CARDS I RANDOMLY ACCUMULATED AS A KID WHEN THEY WERE ALL CHEAP AND PLENTIFUL BUT I MANAGED TO GET IT FOR A COUPLE BUCKS. WELL WORTH IT, THERE'S OVER 90 WAR ON THIS CARD PLUS A CY YOUNG, MVP, WORLD SERIES MVP AND SEVEN ALL STAR APPEARANCES AND WORLD SERIES RINGS. [INSERT INCOHERENT GRUMBLING ABOUT JEFF KENT HERE] 1970 TOPPS SERIES ONE IS NOW NEARLY COMPLETE, AND COULD HAVE BEEN HAD I NOT SPENT MY MONEY ON STUFF LIKE

1976 TOPPS SHOCK THEATER WHO STARCHED MY CAPE? 

I HAVE A HABIT OF TYPING IN 'MONSTER' OR 'DRACULA' IN THE SEARCH BAR AT COMC AND SEEING WHAT GOODIES SHOW UP AND ONE TIME WHEN I DID THAT I WAS EXTREMELY SURPRISED TO SEE THESE CARDS. A TOPPS MONSTER SET? IN COLOR? WITH HAMMER FILMS? WHERE THE HELL HAVE THESE BEEN ALL MY LIFE? TOPPS DID A TEST RUN OF THESE IN 1975 THAT FLOPPED, SO THEY TOOK THEM TO ENGLAND IN 1976 AND SOLD THEM THERE. THE WHOLE THING IS VERY MYSTERIOUS AND CONVOLUTED BUT THE WRAPPER HAS A NICE ARTICLE EXPLAINING IT. MY CARD IS FROM THE 1976 CREAM-COLORED BACK VERSION AND IS APPARENTLY SEXTUPLE PRINTED. THIS WAS THE VERY LAST ONE OF THESE CARDS ON THE SITE AND I WAS HAPPY TO GET A COOL CHRISTOPHER LEE CARD FOR THE MONSTER BINDER

1989 PROCARDS TRIPLE A ALL-STAR GAME MARK LEMKE

AFTER FEELING ICKY ABOUT BUYING THAT REDDDD THREATTTTTTTT PARALLEL CARD I MADE UP FOR IT BY GETTING A COOL MINOR LEAGUE CARD OF LEMMER. ... AND TWO MORE PARALLELS BUT LET'S NOT GET INTO THAT. THIS IS NOT JUST A MINOR LEAGUE CARD BUT AN ALL-STAR GAME CARD WHICH MAKES IT EXTRA ODDBALL. THIS IS MY FIRST CARD OF LEMKE IN A RICHMOND UNI, I AM ONLY MISSING GREENVILLE OUT OF HIS CARDBOARD RISE THROUGH THE BRAVES' FARM SYSTEM. I'M MISSING QUITE A FEW OF HIS MINOR LEAGUE CARDS THOUGH, AND I DON'T KNOW WHERE I'M EVER GOING TO FIND ONE FROM HIS NEW JERSEY JACKALS DAYS. I'M LUDICROUSLY BEHIND THE #1 SPOT ON THE TCDB RANKINGS NOW SO I SHALL JUST ENJOY THE ONES I HAVE AND NOT WORRY ABOUT THE RANKING RAT RACE. (STILL TOP 5 THO)

1994 BROOKE BOND CREATURES OF LEGEND WITH KEVIN TIPPS KING KONG

THIS IS THE MOST METAL ILLUSTRATION OF KING KONG I'VE EVER SEEN AND IT CAME OUT OF A BOX OF TEA BAGS. IF YOU'RE A TRUE NON-SPORTS SICKO YOU GOTTA KEEP AN EYE ON THE VARIOUS BRITISH CARD SETS OUT THERE BECAUSE SOMETIMES YOU FIND ABSOLUTE GEMS. THIS SET OF LEGENDARY CREATURES ILLUSTRATED BY MARK LONGWORTH IS FABULOUS AND HAS A GREAT CHECKLIST FULL OF COOL LOOKING MONSTERS AND CRITTERS. I WOULD HAVE BEEN PERFECTLY HAPPY WITH WHATEVER CARD ENDED UP BEING THE CHEAPEST BUT THEN I SAW THIS GORILLA NIGHTMARE AND INSTANTLY HAD TO HAVE IT. THAT IS ONE PISSED OFF MONKEY. IF YOU, LIKE ME, WERE WONDERING WHO THE HELL KEVIN TIPPS IS, HE'S A DANG CHIMP. THE YOUNGEST CHILD IN A FAMILY OF CHIMPANZEES WHO ARE THE SPOKESIMIANS FOR PG TIPS TEA BAGS. YOU CAN WATCH SOME OF HIS COMMERCIALS HERE

1991 STARLINE HOLLYWOOD WALK OF FAME VINCENT PRICE

LAST YEAR I GOT THE BELA LUGOSI CARD FROM THIS SET SO IT WAS ONLY RIGHT I FINALLY NABBED VINCENT. I REALLY NEED TO TRACK DOWN A SET OF THIS STUFF OR EVEN A PROBABLY BRICKED WAX BOX. THE CHECKLIST IS INSANELY PACKED WITH OLD HOLLYWOOD STARS. SADLY I HAVE NEVER EVER SEEN EVEN A SINGLE CARD OF THIS IN THE WILD AND I AM TOO CHICKEN TO BUY IT ONLINE FROM ONE OF THE MANY RANDOM WEBSITES HAWKING ONE. WHY ISN'T IT 1994. WHY CAN'T I FIND A BOX OF THIS STUFF FOR 5 BUCKS IN THE CLEARANCE BIN. I HAD FORGOTTEN HOW UBIQUITOUS VINCENT WAS IN THE 80S WHAT WITH PBS MYSTERY! AND THRILLER AND TIM BURTON AND A BUNCH OF DISNEY STUFF. HE WAS EVEN A CHARACTER IN SCOOBY DOO! I WANNA GO WATCH A PRICE MOVIE NOW

THAT'S ALL, FOLKS. MORE TO COME IF THE HOLIDAY DOLDRUMS DON'T CONSUME ME

2025 COMC BLACK FRIDAY BINGE BONUS POST

I'VE SHOWN OFF MOST OF THE COOL STUFF FROM THE BINGE* NOW HERE'S SOME OF THE SILLIER STUFF I PICKED UP ON BLACK FRIDAY WEEK. AND HOO BOY DID I BUY SOME GOOFY SHIT I DON'T REALLY NEED. THERE IS NOTHING IN THE WORLD MORE HELPLESS AND IRRESPONSIBLE AND DEPRAVED THAN A MAN IN THE DEPTHS OF A CARDBOARD BINGE. TIME TO GET INTO THAT ROTTEN STUFF!

1953 TOPPS WORLD ON WHEELS ELGIN SWEEPER TRUCK

I LOVE THE 1953 WORLD ON WHEELS SET. WEIRD OLD-TIMEY JALOPIES ON A TRADING CARD SET PRINTING MOMENTS BEFORE ALL THE REALLY COOL CLASSIC CARS WERE BUILT. THE MINIMALIST DESIGN IS PLEASING TO MY EYES AND I LOVE THE BACKS THAT LOOK LIKE THEY WERE PRINTED ON THE SAME PRESSES WITH THE SAME INK AS THE 53 BASEBALL SET. EVERYONE SAYS THIS SET IS FROM 1954 BUT I REJECT THAT REALITY. I WAS ABLE TO GET A BUNCH OF EM FOR STOOPID CHEAP, THREE FOR A BUCK TYPE CHEAP. SO WHAT IF THEY ARE BEAT TO HELL AND HAVE HOLE PUNCHES IN THEM. WITH A 180 CARD SET, THERE'S SOME REAL ODDBALL VEHICLES IN THERE AND A STREET SWEEPER IS ONE OF THE ODDEST. BEETHOVEN WASN'T GREAT ENOUGH TO GET A BUBBLE GUM CARD, BUT A STREET SWEEPER WAS. TAKE THAT, SCHROEDER

1969 A&BC THE HIGH CHAPARRAL BUCK ON TRIAL

I DO NOT LIKE WESTERNS. WHEN I WAS A LITTLE KID I READ DENNIS THE MENACE AND THERE WAS A RUNNING JOKE WITH DENNIS AND JOEY PLAYING COWBOYS AND INDIANS. I THOUGHT THIS WAS COOL AND GOT MY OWN COWBOY OUTFIT WITH A LEATHER HAT AND A TOY GUN AND HOLSTER. THEN I WATCHED AN ACTUAL WESTERN MOVIE WITH MY GRANDFATHER AND THE COWBOYS SHOT ALL THE INDIANS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK. NO MORE WESTERNS FOR ME. I DO LIKE OLD NON-SPORTS CARDS AND I ALSO LIKE CARDS FROM ENGLAND AND I LIKE CAMERON MITCHELL. I'VE NEVER SEEN THE HIGH CHAPARRAL, BUT I'VE SEEN SOME OF THE B-MOVIES FROM THE 70S AND 80S THAT FEATURED CAMERON MITCHELL THAT GET MADE FUN OF BY RED LETTER MEDIA. CLOSE THE FUCKIN DOOR!!! THIS IS A NEAT CARD FROM HIS PRE-SCHLOCKY MOVIE DAYS

1959 BUBBLES YOU'LL DIE LAUGHING "CMON CHARLIE, YOU CAN'T FOOL ME WITH THAT SILLY DISGUISE"

I LOVE EVERY MONSTER MOVIE TRADING CARD SET BUT THIS MIGHT BE THE PINNACLE OF ALL OF THEM. A COMPLETE SET OF MONSTERS LOVINGLY ILLUSTRATED BY JACK DAVIS. EVERY CARD IS A MASTERPIECE. THE ILLUSTRATIONS ARE AMAZING, THE COLORS ALL POP, THE MONSTERS ARE CREEPY, THE GAGS ARE ACTUALLY DECENT. GO TAKE SOME TIME TO LOOK OVER THIS SET, IT'S THE BEST COMICS YOU WILL READ TODAY. I REALLY LOVE THE CRITTER ON THIS CARD, THAT'S A GREAT SKEERY MONSTER RIGHT THERE

NOW I CAN HEAR YOU ALL ASKING, WHAT'S SO SILLY ABOUT THESE PICKUPS? THESE ARE A COUPLE OF REALLY COOL CARDS! WHYFORE THESE GET LUMPED WITH THE GOOFY UNNECESSARY  CARDS? BECAUSE I ALREADY BOUGHT THEM EARLIER THIS YEAR

1958 DUTCH GUM SET P CAMERON MITCHELL

1959 BUBBLES YOU'LL DIE LAUGHING "THOSE MISSIONARIES DID A GOOD JOB HERE"

IT'S CERTAINLY NOT A DISASTER AS THE WESTERN CARD FITS MY COLLECTION OF 'CARDS WITH HORSES ON THEM' AND THE MORE JACK DAVIS CARDS I HAVE THE BETTER. BOTH THE CARDS I GOT IN THE BINGE WERE CHEAPER AS WELL. BARGAINS! I SHOULD PROBABLY TAKE MORE TIME TO CATALOGUE THESE ODDBALL INTERESTS OF MINE THOUGH

2020 TOPPS NOW 2021 INAUGURATION BERNIE SANDERS

THIS CARD IS LUDICROUSLY OVERPRINTED, COMPLETELY WORTHLESS, AND THE SLIGHTEST WHIFF OF POLITICS MAKES ME PHYSICALLY ILL. IT'S TOO DAMN FUNNY THOUGH AND I GOT IT FOR WAY UNDER A BUCK. WE ALL FEEL LIKE THIS EVERY TIME THE NEWS COMES ON NOW

1998 PACIFIC CROWN COLLECTION MARK LEMKE RED THREATT

PLAYER COLLECTION ODDBALLS THAT ARE STRANGE AND RARE AND UNIQUE ARE GOOD... PLAYER COLLECTION PARALLELS THAT LOOK EXACTLY LIKE SEVERAL OTHER CARDS EXCEPT FOR A FOIL COLOR THAT WAS EXCLUSIVE TO ONE RETAILER ARE BAD... I LOVE LEMMER BUT WHY DID I BUY THIS INSTEAD OF AN ACTUAL ODDBALL OR MINOR LEAGUE CARD

1996 LEAF PREFERRED STEEL JUAN GONZALEZ

IN THE 90S THERE WAS A TINY PERIOD OF TIME WHERE MANUFACTURERS THOUGHT THAT PRINTING CARDS ON SLABS OF ACTUAL METAL WAS THE WAVE OF THE FUTURE. THEN THEY DID IT AND REALIZED THAT IT WAS AN ENORMOUS PAIN IN THE ASS AND QUIT DOING IT QUICKLY. I LIKE THESE DUMB CARDS THOUGH AND AM KINDA SORTA TRYING TO BUILD THIS LEAF PREFERRED STEEL SET AS IT'S MY FAVORITE OF THE BUNCH. I GOT A FEW OF THESE CARDS NOT JUST TO FILL MY SET BUT TO WEIGH DOWN MY SHIPMENT AFTER SHIPPING PRICES WENT UP. SPITE IS NOT A GOOD REASON TO BUY BASEBALL CARDS. BUT IF YOU'RE FEELING IT, ALSO LOOK UP TOPPS STARS AND STEEL, LEAF PREFERRED HOCKEY, 2023 LEAF TRINITY STEEL AND VARIOUS STEEL PARALLELS AND THE 1980S TOPPS GALLERY OF CHAMPIONS INGOTS

*I HAVE ENOUGH COOL CARDS FOR ONE MORE POST. YELL AT ME IN THE COMMENTS AND I'LL SHOW OFF ONE MORE COLLECTION OF COOL HONORABLE MENTIONS 

YES THIS IS BLATANT ENGAGEMENT BAIT, I LOCKED DOWN COMMENTS SO I COULD GET THE SPAM UNDER CONTROL AND NOW I DON'T KNOW IF THEY ARE WORKING AT ALL