ANOTHER PLAYOFF POST, HOORAY! LIKE LAST TIME, THIS IS JUST AN EXCUSE TO POST OLD CRAPPY CARDS AND TO LET YOU KNOW I HATE YOUR ROTTEN TEAM. DON'T FEEL BAD I HATE MY TEAM TOO NOW. I'M BREAKING THIS ONE UP INTO TWO POSTS BECAUSE THE NBA HAS AN ABSURD AMOUNT OF TEAMS IN THE PLAYOFFS. TECHNICALLY 8 OF THE TEAMS ARE IN THE PLAY-IN, BUT FUCK THE NBA, THAT'S A PLAYOFF. PLAYOFFS TO GET IN THE PLAYOFFS. DOUBLE PLAYOFFS! WHAT DOES IT MEEEAN. DOING IT A LITTLE DIFFERENT FROM LAST TIME AND AM GOING IN REVERSE ORDER FROM MOST LOATHED TO MILDLY DESPISED. LET'S START WITH THE POOPIE
#20 ORLANDO MAGIC
2006-2007 Topps Dwight Howard
ORLANDO IS ONE OF MY MOST HATED TEAMS AT THE MOMENT SIMPLY BECAUSE IN THE PAST COUPLE YEARS THEY'VE BECOME A BUNCH OF DIRTY BASTARDS WHO TRY TO CRIPPLE SOMEONE EVERY TIME THEY PLAY THE HAWKS. JOCK LANDALE GOT THE BUSINESS MOST RECENTLY AND NOW HE'S MISSING THE BEGINNING OF THE KNICKS SERIES. HOW'D THE TEAM OF SHAQ AND PENNY TURN INTO THIS HORSESHIT FRANCHISE? RELOCATE THEM INTO THE SEA
#19 LOS ANGELES LAKERS
1971-72 Topps Happy Hairston
LEBRON IS THE GOAT BUT LOS ANGELES HAS ENOUGH CHAMPIONSHIPS FOR THE REST OF THE CENTURY. FUCK LA. AND LUKA, FUCK HIM TOO
#18 MIAMI HEAT
1992-93 Topps Harold Miner
ANOTHER PAIN IN THE ASS FRANCHISE IN THE HAWKS' DIVISION. THEY JUST BEAT US INSTEAD OF BEATING US UP SO THEY RANK A BIT HIGHER. THE SUPER TEAM CHIPS AND RECENT FINALS APPEARENCE STILL IRK ME THOUGH. FUCKIN FLORIDA TEAMS, BLECCH
#17 BOSTON CELICS
1975-76 Topps Henry Finkel
MY FAVORITE PLAYER GOT A RING WITH THE CELTS BUT HE'S NOT ON THE TEAM ANYMORE SO FUCK EM. NEW YORK YANKEES OF THE NBA-ASS FRANCHISE. WEREN'T THEY SUPPOSED TO SUCK THIS YEAR ANYWAY? WHAT THE HELL
#16 OKLAHOMA CITY THUNDER
1991-92 Fleer Gary Payton Rookie Sensations
I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING AGAINST THIS TEAM PER SE (OTHER THAN THE SONICS GETTING SCREWED) BUT THEY WON LAST YEAR AND THE NBA JUST LOOOOOVES THEIR DYNASTIES SO FUCK THAT NOISE. I DON'T WANT TO SEE OKC WIN 4 TITLES IN A ROW. BE HAPPY WITH YOUR DOZENS OF FIRST ROUND PICKS AND LET SOMEONE ELSE HAVE A CHANCE
#15 TORONTO RAPTORS
2019-20 Mosaic Tracy McGrady Jam Masters
WE ARE OFFICIALLY IN THE MEH ZONE. I CAN'T EVEN WORK UP REAL HATE HERE, JUST MEDIUM LEVELS OF DISDAIN. HONESTLY COULDN'T TELL YA A SINGLE PLAYER ON THE ROSTER AND I'M PRETTY SURE THERE WAS A COUPLE ON MY FANTASY TEAM. THEY'VE HAD A CHAMPIONSHIP THIS CENTURY, THAT'S ENOUGH
#14 CLEVELAND CAVALIERS
1995-96 Fleer Dan Majerle
THE EPITOME OF MEH. MAYBE THE WORST FRANCHISE IN NBA HISTORY AND THEN LEBRON ARRIVED TO MESS THAT ALL UP. NOW THEY'RE JUST MID. WHO CARES
#13 PHOENIX SUNS
2021-22 Recon Chris Paul
ANOTHER LONG TIME SUFFERING FRANCHISE BUT AT LEAST THEY'VE HAD SOME FINALS APPEARANCES. I USUALLY LIKE LOVABLE LOSER TYPES BUT PHOENIX TEAMS IRRATIONALLY ENRAGE ME. SHOOT EM INTO THE ACTUAL SUN
#12 GOLDEN STATE WARRIORS
1997-98 Flair Latrell Spreewell Hardwood Leader
THIS IS PROBABLY AL HORFORD'S LAST CHANCE AT A RING BUT I REALLY DON'T WANT THESE GUYS WINNING YET ANOTHER TITLE. GIVE SOMEONE ELSE A TURN!
#11 NEW YORK KNICKS
2008-09 Topps Danilo Gallinari 1958 parallel
YOU'D THINK THESE GUYS WOULD BE WAY LOWER BUT WHY? THEY HAVEN'T WON SHIT SINCE I WAS IN DIAPERS. THE NBA RIGGED THINGS IN THEIR FAVOR AND THEY STILL DIDN'T WIN NOTHIN. THEIR FANS ARE STILL MAD AT TRAE AND HE'S NOT EVEN A HAWK ANYMORE. A BIG BUNCH OF WHATEVER
THE TOP TEN WILL GET POSTED SOMETIME THIS WEEK, HOPEFULLY NONE OF THE TEAMS ARE ALREADY ELIMIATED BY THEN. I MIGHT EVEN HAVE SOMETHING NICE TO SAY ABOUT ONE OF THEM!
