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Saturday, January 10, 2026

2026 NFL PLAYOFF PREFERENCES

 PLAYOFF TIME AGAIN! HERE'S WHO I'M ROOTING FOR. CHANGING THINGS UP SLIGHTLY THIS TIME AND RANKING THEM BY TIERS. DOING THIS AT THE LAST SECOND SO LET'S GET ON WITH IT

MY FAVORITE TEAM TIER

PITTSBURGH STEELERS

1956 Bowman Lou Ferry

YEP, STILL ACTING LIKE THIS IS MY FAVORITE TEAM ALTHOUGH THEM SIGNING AARON ROGERS SORELY TESTED THAT. CAN YOU BLAME ME? AFTER DECADES OF THE FALCONS A COMPETENT ALTHOUGH MID FRANCHISE LOOKS SO APPEALING. I'VE DREAMED OF TOMLIN COACHING IN THE ATL FOR A WHILE NOW BUT THE WIN OVER THE RAVENS PROBABLY DERAILED ANY CHANCE OF THAT. LETS GET A RING FOR THE YINZERS AS A CONSOLATION PRIZE

LET'S GIVE SOMEONE ELSE A CHANCE TIER

CHICAGO BEARS

1958 Topps Willie Galimore

SAN DIEGO CHARGERS

1967 Topps Steve DeLong

BUFFALO BILLS

1960 Fleer Ray Moss

YEAH, YEAH CHICAGO WON A TITLE IN THE 80S BUT THAT WAS TEN MILLION YEARS AGO AND THEY HAVEN'T DONE CRAP SINCE WALTER RETIRED. THE CHARGERS FRANCHISE LEGITIMATELY MIGHT BE MORE CURSED THAN THE FALCONS. THERE IS NO FRANCHISE IN FOOTBALL THAT DESERVES ONE - JUST ONE - CHAMPIONSHIP MORE THAN THE BILLS. I'D BE HAPPY SEEING ANY OF THESE TEAMS IN THE SUPERB OWL

BULLDOGS ON THE ROSTER TIER

PHILADELPHIA EAGLES

1951 Bowman Chuck Bednarik

ST LOUIS LOS ANGELES SAN DIEGO LAS VEGAS? RAMS

1956 Topps Paul Younger

A MAJOR THEME OF THIS LIST IS 'FUCK TEAMS WHO HAVE WON A CHAMPIONSHIP THAT AREN'T MY TEAM'. BOTH OF THESE TEAMS HAVE WON RECENTLY BUT THEY HAVE GEORGIA BULLDOGS PLAYERS ON THE ROSTER SO I'LL BE HAPPY IF THEY WIN. GO MATTHEW STAFFORD AND THE ENTIRE EAGLES DEFENSE. SHOUT OUT TO LADD MCCONKEY IN SAN DIEGO AS WELL, I'M ROOTIN FOR YA BUDDY

SEATTLE SEAHAWKS TIER

1982 Topps Manu Tuiasosopo

I PUT THE HAWKS IN THE LET'S GIVE SOMEONE ELSE A CHANCE TIER AND THEN REMEMBERED THAT THEY WON IT ALL IN 2013. HOW THE HELL DID THAT HAPPEN? SEATTLE'S NOT SUPPOSED TO EXPERIENCE ANY HAPPINESS OR JOY. I WOULDN'T MIND THEM MAKING IT TO THE BIG DANCE BUT I'M NOT RANKING THEM HIGHER EITHER

1995 EXPANSION TEAM TIER

CAROLINA PANTHERS AND JACKSONVILLE JAGUARS

1995 Topps Darian Conner and Desmond Howard

STUPID EXPANSION TEAMS RUINING MY NICE VINTAGE FOOTBALL CARD POST. A  PANTHERS - JAGUARS SUPPER BOWEL WOULD BE COMPLETELY HILARIOUS THOUGH. SUCK IT, BIG MARKETS

I RESENT THEM WINNING SUPER BOWLS IN THE 80S AND 90S TIER

GREEN BAY PACKERS

1954 Bowman Hart Hunter

SAN FRANCISCO 49ERS

1959 Topps Joe Perry

MY ROTTEN BRAIN ONLY REMEMBERS STUFF FROM 30-40 YEARS AGO SO AS FAR AS IT'S CONCERNED THESE TWO ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF AN NFL DYNASTY. NINE CHAMPIONSHIPS BETWEEN THEM! LET SOMEONE ELSE HAVE A CHANCE!

HOUSTON SHOULD BE THE OILERS TIER

THIS ONE REALLY IRKS ME BECAUSE 1) THEY SHOULD BE THE OILERS SO I CAN SHOW OFF A BEAUTIFUL CARD FROM THE 70S 2) BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT I HAVE TO POST A CARD FROM THIS CENTURY, YUCK PTUI AND 3) I KNOW FOR A FACT I HAVE AN OLD FLEER DALLAS TEXANS CARD SOMEWHERE AND I CANT FIND IT AND IT'S PISSING ME OFF. IF WHATEVER BILLIONAIRE THAT OWNS THEM EVER PAYS THE MONEY TO GET BACK THE OILERS LOGO THIS TEAM SHOOTS UP THE RANKINGS. PLUS. HOW FUCKING PRETENTIOUS IS A TEAM NAMED AFTER WHERE THEY'RE LOCATED. COULD YOU IMAGINE A TEAM CALLED THE SAN FRANCISCO CALIFORNIANS OR THE CHICAGO ILLINOISIANS OR THE NEW YORK YANKEES? DISGUSTING

JUST FUCK OFF TIER

DENVER BRONCOS

1964 Topps Billy Joe

I SHOULD LIKE THE BRONCOS. THEY'RE BASED IN A COOL CITY, THEY GOT A NICE HORSIE FOR A MASCOT, AND IT'S HOMER SIMPSON'S FAVORITE TEAM. THEN JOHN ELWAY HAD TO FUCK IT ALL UP

REALLY FUCK ALL THE WAY OFF TIER

NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS

1965 Topps Tom Addison

GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE, YOU'VE WON ENOUGH ALREADY. IN EVERY DAMN SPORT. JUST GO AWAY. NOBODY LIKES YOU ANYMORE, LEAVE US ALL ALONE

IF YOU'RE MAD I HATE YOUR TEAM, DON'T TAKE IT PERSONALLY THAT YOUR TEAM SUCKS AND IS BAD AND UGLY AND STINKY. THIS POST IS JUST AN EXCUSE TO SHOW OFF MOLDY OLD FOOTBALL CARDS AND YOU'RE PROBABLY WINNING IT ALL ANYWAY. HERE'S MY PICKS FOR THE EXEMPLAR STRIGIFORMES

THE SUPER BOWL I WANT TO SEE

STEELERS DEFEAT BEARS

1962 Preston Carpenter

THE SUPER BOWL WE'LL GET BECAUSE WE LIVE IN HELL

PATRIOTS DEFEAT 49ERS

1969 Topps Jim Colclough

THE SUPER BOWL I THINK COULD ACTUALLY HAPPEN

I DON'T FUCKING KNOW, THIS ENTIRE SEASON HAS BEEN PURE CHAOS. HOUSTON AND SEATTLE HAVE GREAT DEFENSES SO (FLIPS A COIN)

i'm wondering if this coin may have been biased

TEXANS DEFEAT SEAHAWKS

1972 Topps Bobby Maples


ROLLED DICE TO PICK A SUPER BOWL MATCHUP

orange die = AFC seed, purple die = NFC seed
D6 even = NFC wins odd = AFC wins

BEARS DEFEAT CHARGERS

1957 Topps Ed Brown


LET THE MADNESS BEGIN!