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Showing posts with label thorzul. Show all posts
Showing posts with label thorzul. Show all posts

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Chipper's knocking the cover off the ball

No, really.


Once you're done chewing that over, go vote on the 2010 Gummies. Vote Thorzul Will Rule for Best Card Blog. If you voted for me already go change your vote to Thorzul.  Because Thorzul is a straight-up pimp.

No, I'm serious, vote for Thorzul, dammit. Do it now.

Thursday, December 23, 2010

Thorzul Cann Cann Cann

I recently got my swag from Thorzul's annual Trade Me Anything festivities. Along with the J-Hey, Eddie and Cha-Cha cards was a small pile of unloved Turkeys, some of which were horribly miscut. How the hell has Topps' quality control gone so far down the tubes this year? Miscut Turkey Red? Really?

Anyway, along with the Topps Update was three mystery cards. Cards straight out of nowhere. What were they? These:





Now why in the world would Thorzul do such a thing?



Ah, that's why. Because he Cann.

Also: WTF??

Monday, May 3, 2010

Sorry, Thorzul

When the NBA playoff seedings were announced in what seems like a month ago (why the hell does the first round of the NBA playoffs take so long?) Thorzul saw that my Hawks had drawn his Bucks as their first round opponent. As is our custom whenever an Atlanta team takes on a Milwaukee team in a sporting competition, Thorzul offered up a friendly wager on the outcome. The fan of the losing team sends the fan of the winning team an appropriate 'thing' with the victor's logo upon it. I accepted the bet and watched my Hawks completely stomp upon the Bucks' guts the first two games of the series. Ha ha! Victory is mine! then they went to Milwaulkee, Josh Smith complained about Wisconsin night life and the Bucks did some gut stomping of their own. Series tied 2-2. No biggie, the Hawks suck on the road, they would take game five at home.

Whoopsie, Atlanta choked away a late 9 point lead and went to game 6 in Milwaukee down 3-2. It was at this point I conceded the match to Thorzul and admitted defeat. I've been watching the Hawks die in the playoffs for decades now and I know the stench of death when I smell it. Hell, I personally witnessed a Hawks' first round exit in 1989 when they got beat by the Bucks in a game five in Atlanta. Thorzul was skeptical, but agreed that a team coached by a claymation figure was likely going to blow it. Well, they didn't blow it and now I feel like a jerk for reverse-jinxing my own team.


I feel bad about the whole thing now, so I'm posting this lovely video In an attempt to cheer Thorzul up.


I'm also throwing in these cards into Thorzul's payment for all those Braves he dumped on me from that $40 kickass lot:

Big O


The Dobber


Terry Cummings doesn't have a cool nickname


Hopefully Thorzul doesn't have these yet. If he does, well, um. TOO BAD. Looooooser.

Oops, that probably wasn't what I was trying to do with this post. Sorry buddy, you'll get another chance next week when the Brew Crew head to the Ted. Bring on the Majique!

Thursday, April 2, 2009

Thorzul Cheapo Group Break

I bought into Thorzul's Five Dollar Group Break of assorted schtuff and I was able to pick up the Braves lot this time. The package arrived today with the cards wrapped in the Milwaukee home listings for added protection. I guess he's trying to hint that I should move up north so he'll have someone nearby that he can challenge to a game of Star Wars Attacktix. Most of the cards were from the past 6 years with a few vrom the early '90s. I've picked out 10 cards of note from the package.

2004 Upper Deck Mike Hampton

I miss Hampy. I wish he had been able to actually play through most of his time with the Braves. One of the reasons I was a Hampton fan is right here: the guy could really play defense. Look at him blocking the plate and mailing Alex Gonzalez of the Marlins. He didn't steal that Gold Glove away from Maddux, he earned it. 2004 is a pretty good design from Upper Deck too. It's tought to see in the scan but there is a little image of Turner Field in that blue bar under the photo.

1993 Score Select Traded Greg Maddux

This is probably one of Gregs best looking cards. It looks better in person as the gold name and stripe in the blue border is invisible on the scan. The regular version of '93 Score Select is kind of crummy looking with green borders on somewhat cheap stock, but the traded version is nice and glossy. The photo of Maddux is great. Greg is smiling broadly now that he's away from that cursed franchise he used to play for.

2004 Upper Deck Play Ball Chipper Jones

2003 Play Ball was basically the Beta version of Goudey. 2004 Play Ball... well you can see for yourself. Looking at this card of my favorite player, I can honestly say that 2004 Play Ball is the most gawdawful ugliest set in the history of forever. If anyone would like to contest this fact make your case in the comments.

2003 Topps Bubba Nelson 1st year card

Oddly, this was the only card inthe package that was in a penny sleeve and the sleeve was on upside down. I have nothing more to add other than this: BubbaBubbaBubbaBubbaBubba.

2006 Co-Signers Chipper Jones

Odd, the gold foil scanned weirdly on my card too. That's really the only reason I chose a Co-Signers card for the post. Co-Signers is Joanie and Chachi to Stadium Club's Happy Days.

2009 Heritage Jeff Francouer

Ah, I love me some Heritage. Frenchy looked good in Spring Training, but he better get it together in the regular season or the yellow, white and black border on this card will be foreshadowing his trade to the Pirates.

2008 Playoff Contenders Cole Rohrbough

I think this is both my first '08 Playoff Contenders card and my first card of Rohrbough. Cole is part of a wave of Atlanta pitching prospects that is supposed to hit the bigs in the next few years. I'm glad to have the card, but it reminds me of how lame Playoff baseball card designs used to be.

1993 Score SelectGreg McMichael All Star Rookie Team

DUFEX!!! Kick ass. This might be the best card in the bunch. I've never had one of these in my mitts before so I'm loving it.

2005 Upper Deck ESPN Javy Lopez ESPY Award Winner

ESPN doesn't appeal to me at all and the '05 card set makes me sleepy. I hadn't realized Javy won an ESPY though, so what the heck, let's share the knowledge. ESPYs are still stupid

2009 Upper Deck Spectrum Tim Hudson

With all the problems UD had with this set, I'm actually somewhat surprised that Tim Hudson is not in an A's uniform here. This set is still stupid

There were 55 more cards in the package, not bad for the price of a UD Hobby pack. Here's hoping Thorzul finds another huge lot of junk cards soon so there can be a third cheapo group break!

Friday, November 7, 2008

Quick & Easy Trade with Thorzul.

Back in this post, Thorzul offered up a couple of Goudey SP cards and I took him up on the offer. I think I sent him a Heritage insert and a Heritage Chrome card and someting else. Ask Thorzul if you're that interested. Here's what I received in return:


Aha! I have cool backgrounds too! In addition to the Robinson and Gibson SP's Thorzul threw in the Smoltz mini card and that SP McCann. Those are the best trades, quick and easy and no going through piles of doubles. Here's to many more such trades...

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Trade with Thorzul #2

This is one of many trades with Thorzul. He loves trading so send him some cards. I'm winning the contest though so don't get cocky. This trade started off when Thorzul pulled a John Smoltz relic out of 2008 Heritage. I had the card already, and I also had some Brewers cards including a 2007 Topps Updates and Highlights boxtopper refractor of Yovanni Gallardo so we traded anyway. Many Heritage cards were swapped as well to help out on our sets. Here's what I got:

Six 2007 Heritage cards

I'm getting closer and closer to the non-SP base set. I've got this set in sheets too so it's very satisfying knocking out empty spaces here and there.

Four 2007 Topps Heritage inserts

Here's a New Age Performer from the guy who pitched a no hitter for the Fish and immediately wrecked his arm.

Flashback cards are the best. Here's Hall of Famer Richie Ashburn. I also got Warren Spahn from Thorzul. You'll see Braves soon enough, trust me...

Frank Robinson as a Cincinatti Red, Ryan Howard as a red tomato. The perfect card.

One 2008 Heritage insert

Here's a Bob Gibson Highlight from his rookie season. One of these days I either need to buy that third box of Heritage or post my wantlist.

Four 2007 Goudey redbacks

This knocks the number of base cards I need to three. Short prints are another matter... Now onto the random weirdness.

One inexplicable 1990 SportFlix Willie Randolph

I'm not sure what happened here. In addition to the Heritage and Goudey, Thorzul incuded a bunch of Braves players. Well, Braves and a random Willie. It's kind of disturbing to be shuffling through your cards and have a Willie pop out at you. A MOVING Willie at that! The only reason I can see for this to be included is that Randolph had been fired from the Mets so I could finally start liking him again. I cannot in good faith comment on this card without pointing out the lady in the background. Her arms move during the swing so it sort of looks like she's clapping like a seal.

2005 Fleer Tradition Greg Maddux Diamond Tributes

I like this insert set. The background looks like a Van Gogh painting, Maddux looks like a radioactive giant destroying the landscape below, and this is one of the very, very few instances where red foil actually works on a card. It's too bad that '05 Tradition was such a bizarre set. There were also 5 other random Braves included such as a Red Turkey Red card of Tom Glavine, but let's just move on.

STICKERS!!!

Five stickers total including this Hall of Fame relievers sticker from '86 Topps,

and four more from 1987 like this Bob Horner sticker. Now for the big hits...

2004 Chipper Jones Cracker Jack jersey

Since I had the Smoltz card, Thorzul surprised me with this. Surprise! I have three of this card now. It'll go to a good home though.

1990 Dale Murphy Starting Lineup Coin

Now this is cool. Starting Lineups were out of my price range in the 80's and when the market collapsed for them, I slacked on goign back and buying up all the braves for cheap. I don't have the Murphy figure, but I have the coin now at least.

This isn't the last you'll see of Trading with Thorzul... He's probably running low on Braves though.

Monday, February 25, 2008

Trading Mania - Trading with Thorzul

We're fighting on A Pack A Day, but that doesn't mean we can't still make trades. Here's a couple of mutually beneficial swaps I made with my man Thorzul (who will Rule).

In two separate trades (I'm posting them both at the same time because I was lazy and put off the first one) I sent Thorzul a pile of 07 Updates & Highlights cards, an Allen & Ginter N43 card of Prince Fielder I had an extra of, and the Ryan Braun/Yovani Gallardo insert I pulled from my '52 Rookies box break. I have the scan of the Fielder card, but not the Braun because I thought I scanned if for the box break. Oops. I also sent a bunch of extra stuff that I can't remember, you'll have to pester Thorzul to see those cards. Here's the schwag I got in return:

First up is a pile of 2007 Topps Updates and Highlights. Once again I don't have a scan because I sorted them into my set already. You know what this stuff looks like. Little squares and whatnot.

The next two were the keys to the trade, but unfortunately I can't show them to you or even talk about them because of a stunt a certain card manufacturer pulled. You can see them for yourself here and here (the relic card). The one I needed for my set and the other is a Brave (finally) so what the heck. Here are the throw ins, which are often the best part of any trade anyway.

A few Bravo cards, including a Justice Rookie, Avery with the Richmond Braves and a Post cereal Glavine that didn't make the cut for Mmmmmmmm cards. Plus a sticker! Yay sticker!


JESSIE TUGGLE ROOKIE CARD!!!!1 I got a couple dozen of them, but I'll take all I can get. Also a Bert Emmanuel rookie and a wonderfully gaudy Andre Rison Fleer insert.

An Atlanta Hawk from their glory years and the Hawks scouting and player development department that was instrumental in putting the team together.

Another unsolicited Wacky Packages card. You guys are going to make me buy a box of this eventually, and when I do you're going to suffer through me posting all the worst puns from the box.

Finally there was a card from Thorzul's infamous Juicy Honey box break that I earned by leaving an informative and relevant comment on his blog. I believe the informative and relevant comment was "WTF?!?!?". I considered posting the card, strategically censored to make it look filthier than is actually was (the card is waaaaay tamer than most of the swimsuit edition ads on SI's web site) but since I might get linked by an actual media outlet this week I thought better of it. Too bad, so sad. Thorzul did respect my trading card nipple aversion and sent me one sans nipplage. Of course the set's logo itself sort of defeats the purpose but they are stylized boobies which are ok. If you want to know what the hell I'm talking about go find Thorzul's post on your own. I got kids reading this here blog.

Monday, November 5, 2007

Major Trade Announcement

I looked high and low for the "CANNONBALL!" clip from Anchorman on the internet but I couldn't find it. I'll just have to jump right into this announcement then.

Blogs Cardboard Junkie and Thorzul Will Rule have completed a multi-player swap to kick off hot stove season. Thorzul sends 6 cards from the 2007 Allen and Ginter set plus 3 Dick Perez inserts to Atlanta, while the Junkie sends a 2007 Topps Own The Game Jermaine Dye, two Distinguished Service inserts and a Robin Yount to be named later in return. The two also swapped two undisclosed draft Packs, to be opened soon on A Pack A Day.

Buster Olney reports this trade as a win-win for both sides, as critical holes in their lineups were addressed with the swap. Or he would, if he knew about the trade and cared.

In other news, The Cardboard junkie is down to needing 23 11 9 cards for the 2007 A&G set, and is not ashamed to beg. Any trade offers considered. And if you suggest SportLots in the comments, please tell me how to use the site. That place confuses me.

19 Mario Andretti
26 PT Barnum
65 Andy Marte
133 Carlos Gomez
141 Brian McCann
158 Jason Kendall
177 Rafael Furcal
180 Alfonso Soriano
191 Jeremy Hermida
195 Mike Piazza
207 Chris Burke
209 Randy Johnson
219 Dan Uggla
234 Joe Crede
235 Barry Zito
248 Ron Washington
252 Bud Black
266 Freddy Garcia
272 Mia Hamm
283 Chris Capuano
295 Jake Peavy

Dick Perez
24 Raul Ibanez
28 Michael Young

Since you read through my list, you are hereby rewarded with some highlights from Brick for your efforts.

LOUD NOISES!!!