I recently got my swag from Thorzul's annual Trade Me Anything festivities. Along with the J-Hey, Eddie and Cha-Cha cards was a small pile of unloved Turkeys, some of which were horribly miscut. How the hell has Topps' quality control gone so far down the tubes this year? Miscut Turkey Red? Really?
Anyway, along with the Topps Update was three mystery cards. Cards straight out of nowhere. What were they? These:
Now why in the world would Thorzul do such a thing?
Ah, that's why. Because he Cann.