Nooo!!! Matt no! Not Pittsburgh!! ANYWHERE but Pittsburgh!!! Oh God, why is this happening??? Not our beloved Matty! Not in Pittsburgh! Why, God, why!? How did it come to this???
DON'T YOU SCREW UP MATT YOU DAMN PIRATES! Just like you've screwed up every player to come through your franchise since Bonds left! Don't you dare screw up Matty! Matty's too good for you!
Be careful Matt... you stay strong. You can do it. You can overcome the Pirates. YOU ARE MATT DIAZ. AND YOU WILL BE SUCCESSFUL. EVEN IN PITTSBURGH. We love ya Matty. Stay safe. You're always welcome in Atlanta.
oh god i'm going to cry