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Saturday, December 3, 2011

SEC Championship Game

How the hell is Georgia in this thing? It's because I gave up on football after they got beat by South Carolina, isn't it? I'm gonna watch the game today (well, half watch the game/half read a book/half listen to music/half clean up the house/seven-eights drink beer/half fall asleep and take a nap) and the Bulldogs are going to get massacred. It will be God Himself telling me that my favorite teams will only be successful if I'm not really paying attention to them. Maybe I'll drink bourbon instead of beer and take that nap in the first quarter. Since it'll take a miracle for anything good to happen for the woofwoofs today, I'm going to post this Herschel Walker Guideposts magazine I got from Stats on the Back a long time ago and never posted because I didn't quite know what to do with it. Desperately needing Divine Intervention sounds like a good time to post to me.



Aw what the heck. Article too!



Yeah, I know Divine Intervention doesn't work that way. Besides, God is an SEC fan and wants to see an LSU - Alabama rematch in the BCS Championship game so I should really not invoke Him at all right now. Anyone got an article on Herschel from Reason or Skeptic magazine?

Maybe I should start drinking now... Beer or bourbon? Oh I know!



GoooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DAWGS!

SIC 'EM!

WOOFWOOFWOOFWOOF~hic~WOOF

Saturday, November 12, 2011

Damn, Georgia

You uh, just kicked the crap out of Auburn. Didn't see that one coming.



Maybe I shouldn't have given up after the South Carolina loss.



(they'll lose to Kentucky now that I'm paying attention, just you watch)

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Minis from Thorzul

Thorzul hates trade posts, but I'm pissed at the Brewers right now, so nyaaaah. I don't strictly consider this a trade post anyway because Thorzul and I don't so much as trade as send each other random junk out of the blue every so often. The package consisted of two Topps Unique rookies who might get their own post one day, a small pile of Braves that immediately went into a pile to send another blogger and three minis. One of which is my...


FAVORITE CARD OF 2010

I like everything about this card. The flag, the dog, the fonts, the gold border, the forest down at the bottom, the kudzu running up the sides, the text on the back, the horizontal orientation of the photo, the card stock, the slight glossiness on the front, the ink. There is nothing bad about this card.

In addition to the magnificent canine card, Thorzul sent a couple of minis destined to be placed in my 2006-2010 Allen & Ginter combination mini FrankenSet. I place cards in the set based on strict criteria. Best player/subject, black borders, SPs, A&G backs and Braves all get preferential treatment. These two minis stack high in the rankings.


Here's Tommy Black Border looking like a painting in the Louvre. Nothing could possibly keep this card out of my FrankenSet. Or so I thought.


No freaking way I'm bumping Albert Einstein. Tommy will have to settle for going in my Braves mini collection instead.


Here's Nate McLouth, fresh off the DL. Nate is a high numbered short print so he should get in the set easy, right? Uh uh.


Pwned by Cap Anson. I'm honestly as surprised as anyone that these two got left out of the set. I'm tempted to scratch out the number on Hanson's card and change it to 17 so I can bump Jhonny Peralta from the binder. The FrankenSet is serious business however and must remain pure. Thanks to Thorzul for the swag. Someone out there should honor such a noble collector and blogger and help him finish off his Series two Topps set.

Saturday, November 21, 2009

Woof

I was feeling really down about poor Uga.


Then I saw this picture and felt better:



Lucky Dawg.

Saturday, November 8, 2008

Georgia vs. Kentucky

I'm a little late on the draw today. The game is half over (maybe in the fourth quarter after scanning all these cards) and the Dawgs' big mission the rest of the season is convincing Matthew Stafford that another year in Athens is much better than the NFL. Still, we're playing Kentucky and I feel that I should post something. I don't have a really old card from a Kentucky player but I do just happen to have cards from THE GREATEST PLAYER FROM KENTUCKY EVAR

Jeff Van Note!










Now this is not only my UGA/KY post, but my Falcons/Saints post too! That's efficiency! Or laziness. Laziness like me not labelling the cards. They're 1976 to 1984 Topps, by the way. So Go Dawgs! Keep that slim 4 point lead over a team you should be beating handily in a letdown match after Florida!

Saturday, November 1, 2008

Georgia v. Florida

UPDATE: At least the Beer was good.



1952 Bowman Large Claude Hipps.

My Google-Fu is failing me today, probably because I'm too geeked about the game to care. I'll figure out who Claude from Waycross is later.



He played for the Steelers, so that's good. Steel beats Gators right? Drop a big ol' chunk of molten steel on their heads and whammo - instant fried gator.

I got cold beer, Tabasco-flavored peanuts in the shell, burgers and dogs and I'm ready for to see a new Lindsey Scott moment as the Bulldogs win the SEC East today.



Lindsey Scott! Lindsey Scott! Lindsey Scott!

I'm as happy as this dawg...



WOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOF!

Saturday, October 25, 2008

Georgia vs. LSU

This game worries me. It doesn't scare me to death like the South Carolina game or next week's nightmare, but I'm not feeling good about it. Georgia has beat LSU their last two appearances though, and they certainly have the talent to pull it off. It's also not a night game which is nice. Baton Rouge gets a little crazy at night. Like UGA ending up in the gumbo crazy. Here's another 1955 Topps All-American card that will hopefully ward off the Tigers.

Ken Kavanaugh was retired from the NFL for five years by the time this card was released. Ken starred as a receiver back when teams just didn't pass all that often. Even so he was the Southeastern Conference MVP in 1939. Oh yeah, he also played Defensive End. That was hardcore football in those days. Ken was drafted by the Bears after his college days and played 8 seasons in Chicago. He missed the 42-44 seasons as he served as a bomber pilot in World War 2. He was a productive receiver for the Bears and amazingly still held four team records at the time of his death in 2007.


As you can see, the wonderful '55 back has the requisite exclamation point in the writeup and one of the weirdest cartoons ever. Anthropomorphic pigs in football gear (but no pants) prancing about in suggestive poses. I think the cartoon right there ensures a Bulldog victory, don't you?

Saturday, October 18, 2008

Georgia vs. Vandy


Homecoming is today in Athens, and we've scheduled our usual patsy for the game. Unfortunately the patsy this year is in first place in the Eastern division. The Dawgs can't catch a break this year... Vandy isn't a pushover either, they've beat ranked teams this year and I personally witnessed a game in the late '90s where they whooped the Bulldogs between the Hedges. The Bulldogs seem to win when I post a vintage card though, so here's Bill Wade of the Commodores.


Bill Wade was born in Vanderbilt hospital and went on to star for the Commodores. He was a star quarterback for Vanderbilt and was taken #1 overall in the 1952 draft by the Rams. He played well for the Rams and was a pro bowler in 1958. George Allen was a coach for the Rams when Wade was playing and when he moved to the Bears, he convinced Coach Halas to trade for Wade. The trade worked and Wade led the Bears to the Championship in 1963.

Georgia v. Vandy shouldn't be a big game normally, but when they are ranked #9 and #22 it gets pretty big. After this we face LSU and Florida. Ugh! I'm going to cross my fingers and hope the vintage cards can ward off the losses for one more week.

Saturday, October 11, 2008

Georgia v. Tennessee

I've been so busy I almost forgot the game was today. That off week threw me for a loop. I'm saving my vintage Bulldog cards for the games against Florida, Auburn and Ga. Tech, so here's a couple of old Vol cards today.

Hey, that's a Colt, not a Vol. Don't worry, he played for Tennessee. Bert Rechichar was drafted by the Browns in 1952 and moved on to the Colts the next year. While the position on the card says halfback, Bert was more of a two way player. Make that a three way player actually, as he logged time on offense, defense and special teams. His best position was at defensive back, where he picked off 31 passes in his career.

See, I told you he played for Tennessee. You just have to check the back. While D-back was his primary position, he also did a lot of kicking for the Colts. He had a leg, too. In his first field goal attempt in 1953 he kicked one 56 yards so set the distance record in the NFL. This record stood until Tom Dempsey kicked a 63 yarder in 1970. His leg was strong but not too accurate. He kicked a 91% clip on extra points but was only 31 for 88 on field goal attempts. He made up for it with his play of defense though as he was a three time pro bowler.

Here's Bert's 1956 Topps card, look familiar? Bowman shoulda sued even though they had been bought by Topps already. Topps did make one signifigant change to the card and they stuffed the frot of Bert's pants with about three rolls of toilet paper. Topps wanted everyone to know they had the manliest cards around.

Here's the back of the '56 card, a pretty tight design if you ask me. Bio, stats, cartoon and a nice big number with a football around it. Backs like this is why Topps keeps mining their old sets for designs. The Topps card still says halback as the position, but you'll notice they put his kicking stats on the back. Bert never distinguished himself on offense as far as his stats were concerned. He caught 7 passes for three touchdowns, but his only rushing attempt went for a loss of one. The text talks about his "amazing kicking accuracy (35%??) and the fact that he was in the Cleveland Indians farm system for a while. If things had gone a little differently, David of Tribe Cards might be after Bert's cards instead. The cartoon featuring "Hoppy" Dave Middleton gave me a good chuckle.

Ok, that's enough love for Tennessee, go out and KILL 'em Dawgs!
WOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOF!

UPDATE: Good home victory against a rival. The penalties are getting ridiculous. We need to fix that against Vandy next week, because the schedule is brutal after that. As for tonight's game, GO LSU!!!

Saturday, September 27, 2008

Dawgs vs. Bama

It's ridiculous, but this game doesn't give me the panicky terrors that the South Carolina game did. 'Bama is clearly better than the Gamecocks, and this is probably the toughest game we'll play all year other than Florida, but I'm sill calm and collected tonight. Maybe it's because I know that the Dawgs are solid and can win this game. Maybe because the game is between the hedges. It's probably because Alabama simply isn't that big a rival. You'd think that since they are right next door, the two teams would hate each other, but actually Auburn and Florida are much bigger rivals. And Tech. And Tennessee. And South Carolina. And Clemson when we play them. Georgia Southern's fun too. Alabama, just not that much hate left for them I guess. We really hate Auburn. Our mascot bit one of their players once for Larry's sake. See, there's one thing Georgia and Alabama have in common - WE FRICKIN HATE THE WAR EAGLE. So to spur on the Dawgs to victory, here's a shiny card of Vince Dooley:

Who played football where? That's right - AUBURN. Suck on it, Tide.

Also for no reason whatsoever, here's an old Bowman card of Chuck Bednarik.

Chuck decided he wanted no part of this debacle and bolted for another post.

Wow..... Glad I didn't get all stressed about this game, 'cause 'Bama's spanking us. We're in the black jerseys too. Yeeesh.

It gets worse and worse... If you want to follow along you can watch the Gamecenter on CBS, or through the magic of YouTube can see actual video highlights of the game!



Oy! They jest scored agin!

More game highlights:



But ya know what? Even though we got our asses handed to us by a team coached by the despicable Les Miles...

FLORIDA GOT BEAT BY OLE MISS!!!!!!!

Oh what a wonderful weekend....

Saturday, September 20, 2008

Dawgs in Arizona

I need to post an old card for good luck today, but I don't have any Arizona State cards. I do have this one though of their rivals from Arizona. Fullback Arnold Burwitz should be able to put the whammy on the Sun Devils with the help of his...

Bright Pink Pants!!!

I'm running out of time to write this post so there's not going to be a lot of commentary on this one. This is from 1951 Topps (Rutgers Cards posted one last week) which was supposed to be a 'scratch off' card. I've never seen an unscratched one, so I don't know if this is a fake or not. I can't possibly believe that someone would counterfeit Arnold, but I haven't seen enough of these cards to know what they really look like. The back sure don't look scratchy. The campus photo and line drawing logo is pretty cool though.


Just in case this Arizona doesn't sufficiently jinx Arizona State, here's a 2008 Classics insert of Hines Ward. Now that's a purty uniform. No pink pants there!


UPDATE: The pants worked. UGA 27, ASU 10. The Dawgs will probably drop to #7 in the polls now since they only won by 17. Luckily Knowshon Moreno impregnated the entire Arizona State cheerleading squad during halftime so that will probably keep us from falling out of the Top 10. I keep telling Mark Richt to rip the head off the opposing head coach and drink the blood of his vanquished foe during the postgame interview because that's the kind of stuff that really gets the attention of the voters, but he's just too nice a guy I guess...

Saturday, September 13, 2008

1952 Bowman Large Football

I'm scared to death about the Dawgs' SEC opener in South Carolina today. What is that you ask? Why would a top ranked team be worried about a bunch of Cocks? Well, this is why:

  1. South Carolina freaking HATES us. I know several Gamecock fans and there is no greater joy in their life than beating Georgia.
  2. The game is in Colombia this year.
  3. They whooped our ass last year in our own house and cost us a shot at the National Championship.
  4. Three little words: STEVE. FECKING. SPURRIER.

So yeah, I'm terrified. I'll probably commiserate with Larry Munson on the radio while flipping back and forth between the Dawgs, Jackets and Braves (have fun Mark!) on TV. Hopefully Knowshon can run over some people and the Dawgs can control the ball. As a lucky talisman to ward off disaster here's an old Bulldog card from 1952 to coax Lady Luck out of hiding.

This is a 1952 Bowman football card. This is the large sized version and is the size of Bowman's '53-'55 sets. There is also a mini version of the set in the size of their '52 baseball cards. I think these are the first large sized cards from Bowman. The change in size was probably a reaction to Topps' huge '52 baseball set.

Claude was one of many Georgia All-Americans from the olden days. The d-back from Waycross served in the Marines and was later drafted by the Steelers. He played for two years in the league and I guess he went on to use that marketing degree as I can't find any recent information on him. No time to look now, it's almost kickoff! Maybe Claude will be there in spirit to pick off a couple passes from Beecher or Smelley (the guy's actual name*) or whoever will be quarterbacking the Cocks today.

Gooooooooooooo Dawgs! Sic 'em! WOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOF

*(No I'm not going to make the obvious joke, you already thought it anyway. )

UPDATE: See why this damn game always scares me to death? One slip up against these guys and the season is ruined. The offense always goes to hell during this game too, Spurrier has spies in Athens or something. The spirit of Claude came through for the Dawgs with Rashad Jones' interception in the closing seconds to save the game. I'm sure he had something to do with Asher fumble recovery also. Talk about hunkering down... Next week won't be any easier, as the Dawgs travel to the desert to take on Arizona State. Then it's Alabama and Tennessee. Man, the schedule is brutal this year.

Monday, September 8, 2008

Woof

According to Pete Van Wieren on the radio broadcast yesterday, the Braves had more dogs in attendance for Bark in the Park day at the Ted on Sunday than the Marlins had people at the game against the Braves last week.

I think he was kidding. Then again, dogs around here do love their Braves.

Saturday, August 30, 2008

FOOTBALL

Man, I need this right now. There's too many horrible stressful annoying things going on right now. Three hours a week listening to the Dawgs on the radio is just what the doctor ordered. Man, I hope Larry is calling the game today. Damn, I need Larry to be calling the game today. The perfect combination of homerism and pessimism with a dash of Lady Luck added for flavor.

Here's a Bulldog card from my favorite football set, 1955 Topps All American. I wish I had bought up more of these instead of spending money on Upper Deck and Donruss crap through the years. I like pretty much everything about these cards. The large '50s style cards, the bright colors, the black & white action background, and best of all the awesome cartoony logo. The backs are pretty cool too, nice soothing blue ink and a huge illustrated trivia question that takes up a third of the card. Gotta love a '50s bathing beauty riding on a Rose parade float on the back of a trading card. Sinkwich is one of the University of Georgia's Heisman winners, so maybe posting this card to kick off the season will bring good luck to Knowshon or Stafford. This is going to be a tough season with our brutal schedule, but being ranked the preseason #1 means that our destiny is in our own hands for once. Bring on Georgia Southern!

Saturday, June 14, 2008

Sticky Saturday - Special College Edition

Ok, so I've officially sworn off football cards since the most recent time the Falcons ripped out my soul, and this card doesn't technically follow the spirit of the Sticky Saturday posts, but I found this card on eBay recently and it's just too freaking cool.


2008 SAGE Aspire has an insert set where they take the stickers that get put on college players' helmets when they make a good play and stuck them onto a card. The first time I saw one of these it was for some Michigan State player and I was all like, sheesh they'll do anything to sell cards nowadays. Then I saw this card of Marcus Howard with the UGA dawg bone stickers and all of a sudden IT WAS THE GREATEST IDEA EVER! They are actual vinyl stickers that go on helmets too. When I put the card on my scanner bed they stuck to the glass a little bit. You can keep your buckeyes and pawprints and such, but the dawg bones are just perfect. Fun fact: do you know what the black bones you occasionally see on Georgia helmets represent? Answer soon...

Here's the back of the card. A nice photo of Marcus showing off his many stickers on the bench is paired with some fun facts about Ohi- wait, what??


What does that say??? Even Marcus seems confused.


Ohio State‽‽‽ Did someone at SAGE miss that big ol' G on Howard's helmet?


Why do card manufacturers keep screwing up the cards of players I like this year? It boggles the mind. I know SAGE won't be getting any black bones from UGA though. Vince Dooley began the tradition of putting bone stickers on helmets back in 1971. White bones for great plays, and black bones for academic excellence. See those black bones on Howard's helmet? They mean he's a helluva linebacker AND damn smart too! Yeah Marcus!

Saturday, October 27, 2007

HOLY CRAP WE BEAT FLORIDA

AAAAAAaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!

42-30!

Knowshon for Heisman!

Everbody done gone crazy!

I knew I should have had by Bulldogs cards scanned and ready... dangit

Watch this in the meantime: