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Tuesday, December 22, 2020

THE TWELVE DAYS OF DRAFTSMAS - DAY TEN - BIGGUNS

I VERY NEARLY CHOSE ANOTHER POST WITH DOZENS OF IMAGES AGAIN FOR TODAY'S POST AND THEN REALIZED WHAT AN IDIOT I WAS AND PICKED AN EASY ONE. I HAD BEGUN MY BLOG SCREAMING MODE BY THIS TIME SO MY NOW RANTING WILL LOOK EXACTLY LIKE MY THEN RANTING. FORTUNATELY THE ONLY TEXT I WROTE FOR THIS POST BACK THEN WAS THE ASDFASDFASDF STUFF.

BIGGUNS

ORIGINAL SAVE DATE 08/18/2019

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I WANNA SAY I GOT THIS FROM THORZUL, NOW AT DEATH STARE CARDS. BUT IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN FROM A TRADE BOX. I KNOW I DIDN'T BUY THE THING BUT IT IS SOMETHING I ABSOLUTELY WOULD HAVE BOUGHT IF I FOUND IT AT A PRICE I COULD AFFORD. I MAY HAVE EYEBALLED A RELIC VERSION ON COMC RECENTLY COME TO THINK OF IT. 

AT ANY RATE, THE MALTESE FALCON IS A TOP FIVE ALL TIME MOVIE FOR ME AND I AM VERY HAPPY THE MOVIE POSTED GOT A BOX TOPPER CARD


I DONT' KNOW HOW I EVEN FEEL ABOUT THIS CARD DESIGN. I LOVE THE POSTER, I LOVE THE MARQUEE, THE BRICK WALL BACKGROUND IS FANTASTIC. HALF THE CARD TAKEN UP BY A GOLDEN AGE LOGO AND SOME TEXTSEEMS EXCESSIVE. I AM GUESSING A SWATCH OF BOGEY'S UNDERWEAR WOULD GO THERE ON THE 'GOOD' CARDS BUT I'D LIKE A BIGGER PICTURE PLZ. BUT I LIKE IT. MAYBE I JUST GOT USED TO EARLY 00S DONRUSS SETS WHERE THE BASE CARDS LOOKED LIKE GARBAGE SO THEY COULD UNLOAD THE GIANT PILE OF LAUNDRY THEY HAD TO SELL OFF AFTER THE LICENCE WENT AWAY ON THE SAME DESIGN. BUT I LIKE THIS


THE BACK IS CLASSIC PANINI MINIMALIST. YOU CAN HAVE AS MANY COLORS AS YOU LIKE AS LONG AS IT IS ONE COLOR + WHITE. I CAN'T COMPLAIN ABOUT THAT MOVIE THEATER MARQUEE DESIGN THOUGH! IT LOOKS GREAT! AND THE BACK TEXT MENTIONS PETER LORRE! I WANT PETER LORRE CARDS. OH AND THERE IS A SERIAL NUMBER. ANYTHING NICE HAS TO BE SCARCE. DAMMIT PANINI PRONT A MILLION OF THESE THINGS SO I CAN WALLPALER TEH DEN WITH THEM

ANYWAY I LOVE THE MALTESE FALCON AND I SHOULD WATCH IT INSTEAD OF FUCKING ABOUT ON THE INTERWEBS WASTING TIME BUT I WONT.

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WHEN A MAN'S PARTNER'S IS KILLED HE'S SUPPOSED TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.

I MEAN, PLEASANT SOLSTICE OR SOME SUCH THING

2 comments:

Fuji said...

The Maltese Falcon doesn't pop up on Netflix, Hulu, or Amazon... but I'll keep an eye out for the DVD when I return to the flea market some day.

dayf said...

check the library, it's one of the more ubiquitous classic movies

also i completely forgot to mention the title of the post is BIGGUNS because this is a box topper and therefore really big as far as trading cards go