CLEANING UP ONLINE DIME BOX CARD PURCHASES 2/4

 MY EDIT BUTTON DISAPPEARED AGAIN SO MY WANTLISTS ARE TRAPPED IN AMBER AND I AM SAD. I'VE ALREADY GOT THE SITE UP THOUGH SO HAVE MOARER DIME CARDS

2016 ALLEN & GINTER NATURAL WONDERS AMAZON RAINFOREST

I THINK I'VE ALREADY WIPED OUT ALL THE GINTER CARDS I NEED ON THAT SITE. THERE WERE SOME 2020 CARDS ON THERE FOR ABOUT 18 MINUTES BUT I WAS NOT FAST ENOUGH

THE MISERABLE PART OF ME WONDERS IF THE FOREST ON THE FRONT HAS ALREADY BEEN BURNED DOWN SO CATTLE CAN GRAZE THERE FOR EXACTLY ONE YEAR BEFORE THE FIELD IS ABANDONED

2016 ALLEN & GINTER MASCOTS IN THE WILD MOOSE, ELEPHANT, TIGER

CAN I JUST SAY THAT BLOGGER HAS NOT ONLY EATEN THE PICTURE OF THE BACK OF THE ELEPHANT CARD BUT NOW IT REFUSES TO CENTER ALIGN THIS TEXT. PRETTY SURE GOOGLE IS SABOTAGING THE SITE SO THEY CAN DUMP IT WITHOUT TOO MUCH FUSS 

CAN'T GET ANY SQUIRREL CARDS FROM TOPPS BUT I GOT SEVERAL MOOSES

MEESES

WHATEVER. THE ONLY TEAM I KNOW WITH A MOOSE MASCOT IS A HOCKEY TEAM, I GUESS THIS IS SEATTLE'S MASCOT. THERE SHOULD BE MORE TEAMS CALLING THEM SELVES MOOSE. THOSE ARE BIG SCARY ANIMALS

NO TEAMS CALLED THE ELEPHANTS EITHER WHICH IS RIDICULOUS. ARMIES TOOK ELEPHANTS INTO WAR BACK IN THE OLDEN DAYS FOR FARTS SAKE. BIG ASS MONSTERS WITH GIANT TUSKS AND A NIMBLE SNOOT THAT COULD SMACK YOU SILLY. CARNIVORE BIAS IN TEAM MASCOTS IS DUMB. THE MEANEST ASSHOLE ANIMAL ON THE PLANET IS THE HIPPOPOTAMUS. THOSE FUCKS WILL CHOMP YOUR HEAD OFF IN ONE BITE, STOMP YOUR GUTS OUT AND THEN SHIT ALL OVER YOUR CORPSE JUST BECAUSE THEY'RE BORED. BUT IF YOU NAMED A TEAM THAT EVERYONE WOULD LAUGH, IT'S DISRESPECTFUL

EVERY DAMN LEAGUE HAS A BIG CAT MASCOT THOUGH BECAUSE BIG ASS CATS ARE COOL AS HELL. THE POOR TIGER HAS BEEN HORRIBLY ABUSED BY ROTTEN HUMANS. HUNTED TO NEAR EXTINCTION BY DUMBASSES AND THEN ASSOCIATED FOREVER WITH OTHER DUMBASSES TRYING TO EXPLOIT THE ONES LEFT THANKS TO A NETFLIX SHOW. TIGERS CAN'T CATCH A BREAK. I WILL REFRAIN FROM MAKING FUN OF THE ACTUAL BASEBALL TEAM BECAUSE THEY HAVE BEEN TO THE WORLD SERIES TWICE THIS CENTURY WHILE MY TEAM HAS NOT

2019 HERITAGE JASON HEYWARD

YAY HEY

I GOTTA SAY BACK TEN YEARS AGO OR SO I WAS NOT EXPECTING 2019 HERITAGE TO LOOK SO GOOD BUT IT DOES. TOO BAD THEY UPPED THE NUMBER OF SHORTPRINTS AND PUT ALL THE GOOD STARS AND ROOKIES IN THE SHORTPRINTS AND ADDED A BUNCH OF VARIATION GARBAGE AND THE PRICES ARE ALL JACKED UP AND I GENERALLY JUST HATE THE SET NOW AND WOULD RATHER HAVE ORIGINAL 1970 CARDS AT THIS POINT FOR A FRACTION OF THE COST. JASON LOOKS GOOD THO

NOT TO MENTION THAT TOPPS KEEPS FUCKING WITH HERITAGE HIGH NUMBERS AND NOW IT'S BACK TO BEING ONLINE ONLY OR HOBBY ONLY OR WHATEVER THE FUCK AND THEY BOTCHED THE CARD STOCK AND REGULAR HERITAGE PACKS ARE FLOODING BIG LOTS NOW. GOD I'M AFRAID OF HOW BADLY THEY'RE GOING TO BUTCHER 1972 HERITAGE

2014 GOLDEN AGE ARTIS GILMORE

MORE GOLDEN AGE ALTHOUGH THIS ONE WAS BOUGHT BEFORE THE GROUP I POSTED A LITTLE WHILE BACK. ARTIS GILMORE IS MY FAVORITE PLAYER NEVER TO WEAR A HAWKS UNIFORM AND WILL BE UNTIL I CROAK. I HAD A POSTER OF ARTIS WHEN I WAS A KID WHERE HE WAS RUINING STEVE HAWES' LIFE AND I'M NOT SURE WHAT HAPPENED TO IT AND THERE ARE NO GOOD PICTURES OF IT ONLINE AND I DESPERATELY WISH I COULD JUST STARE AT THAT POSTER FOR A HOUR ONE MORE TIME IN MY LIFE, IT WAS SUCH A GOOD DAMN POSTER

ONE OF THESE DAYS, MAYBE MANY DECADES FROM NOW, I'M GOING TO HAVE SOME CASH TO BURN AND THE FIRST THING I'M GETTING IS A KENTUCKY COLONELS T-SHIRT. 1975 ABA CHAMPS, MOTHERFUCKERS. AND WHY THE HELL DID IT TAKE UNTIL 2011 FOR GILMORE TO GET IN THE HALL OF FAME. HALLS OFS FAMES ARE BULLSHITS

1991 PRO SET YO! MTV RAPS PUBLIC ENEMY, CHUCK D.

WHEN I SAW THERE WERE YO! MTV RAPS CARDS I IMMEDIATELY LOOKED FOR PUBLIC ENEMY AND BEASTIE BOYS. I WAS TOO SLOW ON THE BEASTIES BUT PUBLIC ENEMY WAS MY FIRST CHOICE SO I'M HAPPY TO HAVE IT. I CAUGHT A LOT OF SHIT IN HIGH SCHOOL FOR LIKING PE AND SPIKE LEE MOVIES BUT I HAD MY FUN AND THOSE THINGS ARE STILL WAY COOLER THAN WHATEVER BON JOVI BULLSHIT THOSE IDIOTS WERE LISTENING TO ANYWAY

I HAD FEAR OF A BLACK PLANET ON VINYL BUT IT GOT TRASHED AT A PARTY AND LATER DISAPPEARED SOMEHOW. I DIDN'T MEAN FOR THIS POST TO HAVE A 'BELOVED ARTIFACTS FROM MY YOUTH NOW LOST FOREVER' THEME BUT HERE WE ARE. I ENDED UP WITH ALL THE ALBUMS ON CD EXCEPT FOR IT TAKES A NATION OF MILLIONS TO HOLD US BACK WHICH IS ON CASSETTE. THIS WAS A POOR CHOICE AT THE TIME BUT IS A PRETTY COOL THING TO HAVE NOW

CHUCK D. IS THE BEST. WE NEED MORE CHUCK D.S NOWADAYS

2020 THREW US ALL A HECKUVA KNUCKLEBALL LIKE PHIL'S

🎶 "It's So Hard to See My Baseball Cards Move On" 🎶@MrChuckD + MLB Network pic.twitter.com/pQionxJBKK

— MLB Network (@MLBNetwork) January 18, 2021

TOPPS SET I FORGOT THE HAME OF HOLLYWOOD WALK OF FAME JOHNNY CASH

SPEAKING OF WE NEED MORE OF, JOHNNY CASH. I WITH I KNEW WHAT THE FUCK OUTLAW COUNTRY WAS IN MY YOUTH AND DIDN'T JUST MOOSH ALL COUNTRY TOGETHER WITH THAT WHITEBREAD POP NASHVILLE SHIT. MISSED OTUON SOME GOOD LISTENING BUT MAYBE I CAN APPRECIATE IT MORE NOW. I LITERALLY CANNOT REMEMBER THE NAME OF THIS TOPPS NON-SPORT PRODUCT AT ALL BUT I DO KNOW THAT PEOPLE RIPPED THE SHIT OUT OF IT CHASING AUTOGRAPHS OR SOMETHING AND ALL THE INSERTS GOT DUMPED INTO SLOPBUCKETS FOR ME TO FEAST ON. I KNOW I GOT THE VINCENT PRICE VERSION OF THIS CARD FROM A DIME BOX AND THE ENTIRETY OF THAT GOOFY MUSTACHE INSERT SET OUT OF A FIVE DOLLAR JUNK BOX. CELEBRITY SETS ARE THE BEST 

1997-98 TOPPS FINEST DOMINIQUE WILKINS

DUE TO BAD TRADING CARD TIMING AT ONE POINT THERE WERE WAY MORE FINEST CARDS OF DOMINIQUE IN CELTICS AND SPURS UNIS THAN THERE WERE HAWKS FINEST CARDS. THANKFULLY IN THE LATE 00S TOPPS STARTED PUTTING LEGENDS CARDS IN EVERY PRODUCT SO BALANCE WAS RESTORED. I DON'T MIND NIQUE IN A SPURS UNI BECAUSE I ALWAYS LIKED THE SPURS. SEE: ARTIS GILMORE A FEW CARDS UP. IN RETROSPECT WILKINS ON THE SPURS WAS A GOOD OPPORTUNITY TO ABANDON THE HAWKS AND BECOME A SAN ANTONIO FAN SINCE I ALREADY LIKED DAVID ROBINSON. MISSED OPPORTUNITY RIGHT THERE. OH WELL LOYAL TO MY TEAMS TO A FAULT. EXCEPT THE FALCONS, FUCK THOSE GUYS AND THE ENTIRE LEAGUE 28-3 FUCK YOU ALL TO HELL. I WILL ALWAYS LOVE NIQUE THOUGH

FOR ALL OF YOU CONCERNED ABOUT THAT UGLY PROTECTIVE COATING COVERING UP POOR NIQUE'S FACE I ASSURE YOU THAT SHIT HAS BEEN PEELED OFF AND THE CARD PLACED LOVINGLY IN A BINDER. REMEMBER KIDS: FREE THAT FINEST