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Friday, March 3, 2023

BLACK FRIDAY COMC PICKUPS - PART 27: NEW HOX

I LOVE THE HAWKS BUT THEY DON'T LOVE ME. THEY MAKE MY BLOOD PRESSURE RISE BY BLOWING LEADS EVERY GAME AND CAUSING NON-STOP DRAMA. I'M WRITING THIS A FEW WEEKS BEFORE THE TRADE DEADLINE SO WHO KNOWS IF THIS GUY WILL STILL BE ON THE TEAM WHEN THIS IS POSTED. OK SURE IT'S HIGHLY UNLIKELY BUT ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN WITH A TEAM BUILT ON PURE CHAOS

QUICK NOTE FROM AFTER THE TRADE DEADLINE: TRAE'S STILL HERE. ALSO JOHN COLLINS. ALSO WE GOT SADDIQ BEY NOW. NICE.

ANOTHER NOTE FROM AFTER THE ALL-STAR GAME: NATE'S NOT HERE ANYMORE. OOPS 

 2019-20 HOOPS TRAE YOUNG LIGHTS, CAMERA, ACTION


I FRIGGIN LOVE TRAE YOUNG AND EVERYONE ELSE IN THE UNIVERSE HATES HIS GUTS WHICH MAKES NO SENSE BECAUSE ALL HE DOES IS SCORE HOOPS AND DISH ASSISTS. BUT WHAT ABOUT DEFENSE, TEAM CHEMISTRY AND NOT THROWING COACHES UNDER THE BUS, YOU ASK? I JUST SAID ALL HE DOES DID I NOT. HE'S THE BEST PLAYER IN ATLANTA HAWKS FRANCHISE HISTORY* YET STILL EVERYONE BITCHES ABOUT HIM CONSTANTLY. WHILE THIS IS INCREASINGLY IRRITATING ME WHITH EVERY MEAN TWEET I SEE FROM HAWKS FANS, TRAE HAS TAKEN TO HIS ROLE AS NBA HEEL NICELY AND THE MOVIE THEME OF THIS CARD FITS WELL WITH HIS SUPERVILLAIN PERSONA. UNFORTUNATELY VILLAINS ARE ONLY ALLOWED TO WIN FIFTY PERCENT OF THE TIME AT MOST IN THE MOVIES, WHICH IS MAKING THE HAWKS' PLAYOFF RUN  A LITTLE NERVE WRACKING


I KNOW THE DEFAULT POSITION AMONG CARD BLOGGERS IS GENERALLY 'PANINI? HOCK-PTUI' DUE TO BASEBALL LICENSING ISSUES BUT I DO LIKE A LOT OF THEIR ODDBALL NBA DESIGNS. THERE'S A WHOLE LOT OF SHINY WITH COOL DESIGNS OUT THERE. THIS ONE GOT CHOSEN FOR THE NEAT MOVIE THEME, I JUST LIKED HOW IT LOOKED. IRONICALLY THIS WAS THE ONLY TRAE CARD THAT COST LESS THAN A COUPLE BUCKS AT THE LOCAL CARD SHOP THE FIRST TIME I WENT LAST YEAR. I BOUGHT THIS ONE BEFORE I EVEN GOT OUT OF LOCKDOWN, WHAT ARE THE ODDS I CHOOSE THE ONE CHEAP CARD AT MY LCS

*I MEANT WHAT I SAID AND I SAID WHAT I MEANT, A TRAE FANBOY IS FAITHFUL ONE HUNDRED PERCENT
UNTIL HE FUCKIN FORCES A TRADE TO THE LAKERS OR SOME SHIT

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