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Monday, July 31, 2023

ONLINE DIMEBOX BLASTER - PART 3

 NO DILLYDALLYING THIS TIME, FULL SPEED AHEAD TO JUNKY CARDS

2020 BIG LEAGUE NL DOUBLES LEADERS


CATEGORY - BRAVES

RONALD ACUÑA CARDS ARE DIFFICULT RIGHT NOW BUT I CONSIDER OZZIE ALBIES TO BASICALLY BE ACUÑA LITE SO I GET THE SAME AMOUNT OF HAPPINESS WHEN I FIND ONE OF HIS CARDS. I HAVE NEVER BEEN A HUGE FAN OF BIG LEAGUE BUT I AM STILL OUTRAGED BY FANATOPPS' IMMENSE BUNGLING OF THIS YEAR'S SET. THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS REALLY DID CAUSE ME TO START MISSING OPENING DAY

2022 TOPPS IAN ANDERSON


CATEGORY - BRAVES

I HAVE BEEN NEGLECTING MY TOPPS BRAVES TEAM SETS FOR YEARS AND THIS IS A GOOD OPPORTUNITY TO START CATCHING UP. IT'S ALSO AN OPPORTUNITY TO JUST BUY THE DAMN TEAM SETS BUT THAT WOULD BE EASY AND CHEAPER

2022 ALLEN & GINTER JORGE SOLER


CATEGORY - BRAVES

ONE SWING AND I LOVE JORGE FOREVER. THIS CARD SHOULD'VE BEEN A BRAVES CARD BUT WHATEVER. I THINK THIS IS A SHORT PRINT AS WELL? I DON'T REALLY KNOW HOW GINTER WORKS ANYMORE AND THE LCS NO LONGER HAS ANY IN THE DIME BOX AND THESE CARDS GET SNAPPED UP IMMEDIATELY ON THE WEBSITE SO I'M HAPPY WITH WHAT I CAN GET

2021 CHRONICLES PLAYBOOK DRAFT PICKS AZEEZ OJULARI


CATEGORY - OTHER TEAM (BULLDOGS), CHRONICLES

LOVE THE DAWGS IN THE GEORGIA UNIS. AZEEZ GOT DRAFTED BY THE GIANTS AND LOOKS LIKE HE'S DOING WELL IN THE NFL. THIS IS A SURPRISE CHRONICLES CARD. CHRONICLES MIGHT NEED TO BE ITS OWN CATEGORY, I KEEP COMPULSIVELY SNAPPING THEM UP AND IT DOESN'T REALLY FIT WANTLIST OR HIGH END

1994 MICKEY MANTLE'S LONG SHOTS ALBERT BELLE


CATEGORY - INSERT, SUPERSTAR

UPPER DECK INSERTS GOT WEIRD IN 1994 BUT I'M NOT PASSING ON SOMETHING THIS SHINY. I DON'T QUITE UNDERSTAND THE THEME OF THE SET. WHY ARE THEY LONG SHOTS, WHY IS MICKEY INVOLVED. NICE LOOKING CARD THO. AND I'M DECLARING ALBERT A SUPERSTAR, DUDE MASHED AND IT'S NOT HIS FAULT THE WRITERS DICK ALLEN'D HIM

1993 SCORE BOYS OF SUMMER DAVID HULSE


CATEGORY - INSERT

I HAVE NONE OF THESE CARDS WHICH ISN'T SURPRISING SINCE I HAVE NEVER EVER SEEN A PACK OF 1993 SCORE, LET ALONE THE SUPER PACKS THESE WERE INSERTED INTO. IT'S A VERY STRIKING CARD AND I WISH I HAD THE KLESKO INSTEAD OF THIS DUDE BUT A HULSE IN THE HAND IS WORTH TWO RYANS ON COMC OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT

2000 UPPER DECK LEGENDS GREG MADDUX 20TH CENTURY LEGENDS


CATEGORY - BRAVES

THE FOLLOWUP TO UPPER DECK'S FIRST LEGENDS SET IS INFERIOR TO THE ORIGINAL DESPITE BEING ON FULL FOILBOARD STOCK. OR MAYBE BECAUSE? I SAW GREG MADDUX INSERTY LOOKING THING AND YELLED GIBE NOW. THIS WAS IN FACT A SUBSET CARD BUT WHO CARES. THIS DESIGN REMINDS ME A LOT OF THE FUTURE DOCUMENTARY DISASTER, UD APPARENTLY HAD IDEAS FOR A SPREADSHEET LOOKING CARD FOR A LONG TIME

1991 PEPSI RED SOX JOHN MARZANO


CATEGORY - ODDBALL

WEIRD REGIONAL FOOD ODDBALLS I'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE IS ALWAYS SOMETHING I NEED IN MY SWEATY HANDS. BEING A COKE FAN WHO HAS NEVER STEPPED FOOT IN NEW ENGLAND THIS SET COMPLETELY PASSED ME BY. THIS CARD LOOKED VERY SCORE-LIKE AND THEN I CHECKED THE BACK


OH HELL YEAH THAT'S STRAIGHT UP 1990 SCORE. I'M MAKING A LOT OF PROGRESS ON MY SCORE COMPLETIONIST PROJECT I NEVER KNOW I WAS WORKING ON WITH THIS LOT

2022 HERITAGE KYLE MULLER RC


CATEGORY - BRAVES

MY TOPPS HERITAGE TEAM SETS HAVE BEEN HORRIBLY NEGLECTED AS WELL. WHY AM I BUILDING ALL THESE TEAM SETS

2022 BOWMAN CHROME RODOLFO CASTRO RC


CATEGORY - INSERT, VAPORWAVE

I DO NOT KNOW WHO RODOLFO CASTRO IS AND I ACTIVELY DISLIKE BOWMAN CHROME BUT A SHINY VAPORWAVE CARD? YES, HA HA HA, YES! RODOLFO IS YOUNG AND GETTING SOME PLAYING TIME FOR PITTSBURGH, SO YEAH, NICE PICKUP IF I SAY SO MYSELF

UP NEXT - MOAR BARVES, MOAR CHROME AND SOME GOLD

3 comments:

Fuji said...

Belle totally got Dick Allen'd! Love that you turned the late and great Mr. Allen into a verb.

night owl said...

2023 Big League is also a good example of one of my least favorite parts of Twitter/X, in which you say something that's blatantly obvious, like "Big League has turned to crap this year" and you get several "yeah buts". That is comparable to driving on the thruway, stopping at a rest stop and realizing, "yikes I'm driving with THESE people?"

I love those Score Boys of Summer cards. The first time I saw one about seven years ago, I immediately snapped up the first Dodger I could find.

Anonymous said...

Not a Red Sox fan, but liked that Pepsi card the most.