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Showing posts with label Christmas. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Christmas. Show all posts

Saturday, December 24, 2016

The Essential 2016 Christmas Music Playlist

Let's face it, i'm not getting any more complete set posts done right now so let's just kick back and enjoy some holiday music. Music fitting of this HORRIBLE SHITTY TERRIBLE AWFUL YEAR.

eNJoY

Fear - Fuck Christmas

This was originally going to be a top ten list. It still kinda is, but is this song #10 or #1? You'll never really know for sure.



Tom Waits - Christmas Card From a Hooker in Minneapolis

At least someone had a good 2016.



Eazy-E - Merry Mutafuckin' Xmas

I couldn't decide between Run-DMC's Christmas in Hollis and Wall of Voodoo's Shouldn't Have Given Him a Gun For Christmas, but this is the best of both!



Santa Claus Conquers the Martians - HOORAY FOR SANTY CLAUS

Just like 2016, completely rotten but weirdly fun.



Tiny Tim - Santa Claus Has Got The Aids

Don't lie, if you log on to Twitter on Christmas morning and see #RIPSantaClaus, you will not be the least bit surprised.
At. All.



The Waitresses - Christmas Wrapping

The songs can't ALL be cynical... I mean, what is Christmas without the hope that you'll get laid because you forgot the cranberry sauce and had to run to Publix at the last duckin minute before they closed.



The Damned - There Ain't No Sanity Clause

Ain't no sanity period... 2016 could sure use some Marx Brothers.



Oh, here's some -



Vince Guaraldi - A Charlie Brown Christmas Soundtrack

That's right, the whole goddamned thing. Go listen to it. LISTEN TO IT NOW



if you can't get even a little bit of enjoyment from this even after this fucking year then you might as well be...

Hanoi Rocks - Dead by Xmas

There's still a few hours to go before Xmas for you Western Hemisphere readers. Be careful out there...

ESPECIALLY CELEBRITIES



Weird Al Yankovic - Christmas at Ground Zero

can't do nuthin' 'bout Donald Trump tho
AREN'T YOU GLAD THIS SONG IS RELEVANT AGAIN/?!??!?!!??!?!??!



OK I'm depressed now. time for the best Christmas song of all time

JINGLE BELL DOGS



For best results, listen 1000 times
opening it up in a dozen tabs at the same time is acceptable

Have fun and don't be a miserable bastard like me! IT'S CHRISTMAS FOR FUCK SAKE!!!


Thursday, January 2, 2014

Unwrapping A Christmas Present

Actually got some cards for Christmas this year. No, not a case of 5 Star or Triple Threads or whatever all the cool kids were posting on Twitter on the 25th, but some cards nonetheless. Since I'm in the demographic where my perfect Christmas present is the kids being happy enough to not act up for a couple days and maybe an Amazon gift card or a bottle of booze this was a surprise for me. My cards, let me show you them.



The repack on the left was purchased at the dollar store on the afternoon of the 24th when I took the kids to buy their presents for everyone. So I might have said to my daughter "here, you're getting me this" but in the real world I actually AM Santa Claus so I'm entitled. Besides, 1981 John Denny. The Favorite Team pack on the right was a complete surprise. My son had a holiday store at his school full of baubles and knicknacks where he picked up most of his presents and they had these packs there. Heyward for Christmas! Let's open 'er up and see what I got. My New Year's Resolution is to scan everything straight this year!

Well so much for that resolution. Here's the Heyward, this is from the National League All-Star team set.


Long Lamented Topps Total. This is the set with the game on the back too. Case breakers don't like it though so oh well.


Huddy! This pack might not be all junk after all. I was excited for the chance to maybe fill a few holes in my Braves team sets, but then I checked the back:

Looks like a lot of old team sets were harvested for this product. Hudson goes in the player box instead and the cartoon greatly amused me so win.


Remember when Mark Kotsay was a Brave? Remember Mark Kotsay? Seeing this card fueled my desire to do a Braves binder(s) with one card from every player that suited up for the Braves each year. I haven't finalized my obligatory '2014 goals' post yet so maybe it'll make the cut.

Smoltzie! My least favorite of the Braves Big Three. Still a nice looking card with a picture that works around the dreaded 2008 Logo Bump.


So much regret on this card. Traded Millwood for this guy who was effective until Darren Erstad tried to murder him and Brian McCann Wally Pipped him. Now Millwood is retired and McCann's a Yankee and Estrada's life has been wrecked by post-concussion syndrome. Also this Fleer Tradition design was just awful. Let's hope the next card cheers me up.


EEEYYYUUOOUUUGGGHHHHH
Frenchy on the eye bleed set in a posed photo where he's not even trying to look like he's catching the ball and looks like a total doofus. Actually I'm laughing too hard at this dumb card to be sad anymore so mission accomplished.


Now that's how you field a ball. I miss the days when Marcus was good. Those were good days.


Good ol' Donruss with their bizarre design choices. Russ shoulda won that World Series game. Russ shoulda won a bunch of games for the Braves too. Everything just went all to hell in 2006. This card is 10 years old now. I shoulda started drinking before writing this post.


 Ah, here we go. Rafael Soriano with the MFIKY stare. That reminds me of the days that Dave O'Brien's AJC blog wasn't a complete trainwreck. Or paywalled for that matter. So much nostalgia in this pack.


 The older I get the more I turn into Gandalf with these random Braves pitching prospects


I have no memory of this player...


Finishing up the pack with Kelly Johnson who every time I see him with another team I get this uneasy feeling that we should have kept him. Not the crushing facepalming feeling like when I see Adam LaRoche with another team, but a little nagging itchy feeling. I'm starting to get that feeling when I see Prado too. Maybe I should see a dermatologist.

There's my Christmas. I haven't quite figured out how to show off the Dollar Store pack yet. Might just keep it intact and add it to my John Denny is a Badass SuperCollection. Rafael Soriano ain't got nothing on Denny's stare.

Saturday, December 25, 2010

White Christmas

IN GEORGIA.


What ho! What is that demonry?

(it's gotten worse since I took this and it won't stop)

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Christmas is really, truly, officially here. 

Enjoy!

Thursday, January 29, 2009

12 Days Giveaways - Days 3&4

On the twelfth day of a month and four days after Christmas, TribeCards gave to me....

Four Big Cats Purring

Three Home Run Kings

Two Vintage Pitchers


And an eTopps Johnny Estrada limited to 1590 and broken out of its plastic prison so it's now Freeeeee

(ok so I missed a day)

Monday, January 26, 2009

12 Days Giveaways

On the first day of a month and a day after Christmas, TribeCards gave to me....

An eTopps Johnny Estrada limited to 1590 and broken out of its plastic prison so it's now Freeeee

And two Hall of Fame pins

and three starlight mints!

but they are not part of the song. Delicious though!

Wednesday, December 26, 2007

Ahhh, It's Finally Over

Christmas, that is. Yeah, it's fun and all, but dear Jesus, I'm wiped out. I'm glad to be home at my own computer with my own scanner and a pile of cards that need to be scanned so I can post them. I'm way behind on my 792 responsibilities. It's also nice to be listening to my own radio again. The one at my in-law's house couldn't get Album 88. That was no good at all especially since Gate City Radio is on tonight with the BBC Radio Play of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and hopefully some Jack Benny Show to listen to while I scan.

I did have a nasty shock today when I realized I had gotten through the holiday season without hearing this. I've made up for lost time though. Al won't let me embed his video, so here's the Anime version.



Ahhhh, now that's the Holiday spirit. Now I can get to scanning (as soon as I can figure out why it won't work @#%^!!!) and post a bunch of crap before the end of the year. I need to hurry and get prolific if I'm going to beat last month's post count and continue my streak of increasing each month since May. I probably won't make it, but the Twelve Days post is like 12 posts in one, so that's good enough for Government work. Since this is a baseball card blog, I guess I better post a random card at the end of this rambling mess:


Enjoy!

Thursday, November 8, 2007

Santa Baby

Picking up where Pro Set left off, Topps is selling a special Santa Claus Box this year with a set of Kris Kringle cards in classic Topps designs, plus a Santa-worn relic card and an Auto (!!!) per box. Not to be outdone, Upper Deck has its own Christmas magic....



NBA ROOKIES WEARING SANTA CLAUS HATS! This Al Horford card is one of my absolute favorite cards of all year. This card is Torii Hunter awesome. And I do not say that lightly.